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Watching the Ashes. Let me know when the poms show up.

Even though my body is broken and I'm in constant pain, I really hope I live to 120 just so I can see what future historians make of the Trump presidency. An avalanche of cock and nonsense.

OMFG, look at this death stare this cop gives to another cop who just outright lied to a member of the public (after slamming an old guy's face into the concrete). If looks could kill, this guy wouldve dropped dead on the spot. youtu.be/yOegqWf4pM4?...

Is it just me, or is bsky struggling to load any media?

Cop: "This gentleman says that you can't film in a federal facility." Sean: "Well who is that gentleman?" Cop: "I dunno." Funniest interaction I've seen a good long while. www.youtube.com/watch?v=59dd...

I've mentioned before that quite regularly my brain will wake up recalling a weird song I haven't heard in years. This morning it was the theme tune to Petticoat Junction. I'm starting to think that my brain is broken, and instead of ejecting old memories as I sleep it accidentally recalls them.

Sometimes my brain randomly comes up with good ideas. Here's the latest. Know an immigrant family? Instead of reporting them to ICE and dooming your soul for eternity, why not temporarily swap homes with them? That way, when ICE come knocking you'll confuse the shit out of them. Win.

When Mike Johnson is in the electric chair and asks if anyone has called with a stay of execution, they should respond "we've been very busy, we haven't stayed current on that" and then throw the switch.

So, this happened. *Pikachu shocked face*

Signalgate explained by a hacker. youtu.be/5VlhsT5Kbsk?...

I love this man. Welcome to N̶o̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶K̶o̶r̶e̶a̶ Tucson AZ. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB4-...

For anyone wondering if anyone in the US government will ever push back on immoral/unconstitutional/illegal orders... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINT...

These were the days. TV was actually entertaining once, believe it or not. Miss Gra-gra even today, he really was the king. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z6C...

I recently watched a video of a guy restoring a very old car, and in the door skin he found little baggies of powder, assumed to be drugs. I don't know drugs, but it looked like a golden coloured powder, a little clumpy. Does cocaine turn yellow with age? I'm wondering what it could have been.

OTTO IS BACK! YES! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P6O...

I wonder if I can use AI to detect voiceovers that are produced with AI so I can filter them?

Amazing fact of the day (for Aussies): Did you know that Ugly Dave Gray is still alive!??!?!?!

MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT TRUMP IS A RAGING FUCKHEAD.

This song is for Trump and his admin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlOT...

After spending some time investigating and pondering American politics (Im Aussie), Ive come to the conclusion that Democrats fundamentally misunderstand MAGA. It isn't that they wanted a far right, authoritarian govt. In fact, far from it. A far right govt is more likely to infringe on rights./1/9

So, who will be the biggest surprise in the Epstein files?

My friends will know I often share finance tips. I'm 95% right. Here's a tip: If you still have shares in the Ponzi scheme that is Tesla you're a fucking muppet! Self driving by 2017? Mars by 2025? RoboTaxis by 2021? Robots next year? He over-promises then moves onto the net scam! WAKE UP FFS!

I dont often LOL for realsies anymore, but goddam this interaction had me in fits :D youtu.be/SaPb28luIO0?...

My face when the chief of police doesn't understand the word "currency".

Love James Freeman. His humour outstanding! www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8up...

What's a movie you never tire of?

Dear USA Boycott. Boycott. Boycott. Don't spend a single dollar you don't absolutely have to. Cancel all subscriptions. Turn everything off. Close accounts. You'd be surprised how quickly they'll piss their pants when you stop playing the game.

With all the bad news about corruption, pedos in the whitehouse, and ICE being a bunch of pricks, I thought I'd share the *best* cop I've ever witnessed on video. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Michael. Watch and smile. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4uq...

May all the pedophiles... Blue and Red get burned 🔥

I love this guy, fuck he's funny :D Some of the questions he asks are just hilarious, and if you watch long enough, you can pick up on some really subtle funny things he does :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpI3...

A mix of bond and the carry on series? I like it.

icelist.is Add this to your information sources. Identification of these animals will be important in the future when democracy returns.

The Nation writer Jeet Heer: “Two things are both true: 1. Marjorie Taylor Greene is alarmingly batshit crazy. 2. Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of the sanest voices in the Republican party.”

Time for bed. Let's hope I wake up to the news of his death tomorrow.

25th amendment now, before this dementia patient sends troops to die in Africa.

I love this so much :) www.youtube.com/shorts/p1ZuB...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Oracle sucks. There, I said it.

The only thing more confusing than American politics is the Oracle query optimiser.

Hidden in plain sight the whole time!

Does anybody on the right in America have any form of logic at all? I mean, I have nothing against voter ID in particular, but given that voting is not mandatory, ID is unnecessary, and it will just slow everything down, it appears to be simply a way to disenfranchise someone.

I did a little research. When some unhinged redneck finally musters enough brain cells to figure out that Trump has screwed everybody, loses their shit and takes him out... They should be aware that the closest gas station to lard-a-mango is on Australian Ave, hang his body there.

Still sad about Ace Frehley. I guess though, he died doing what he loved. Falling head first down a flight of stairs.

I decided that if I have to suffer weird songs in my head when I wake up.... songs that I havent heard in *years*... then you should all suffer too. This morning, it was: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYfZ...

Back in the early 90s I knew this internet thing was a mistake. I just want to gloat that I was right.

Antifa alert Enact plan to storm lard-a-mango. Be sure to shit in pool. If you meet any resistance, distract with offers of plastic surgery or 12 year old girls. May the force be with you.

I do not think you fully understand how Ms. Gaines has suffered, Congresswoman. A mediocre white woman was briefly inconvenienced! This cannot stand! /s