Bots now make up 57.5% of web traffic to HTML pages, topping humans at 42.5%, according to web hosting platform Cloudflare. ground.news/article/bots...

Understanding is half the battle, and unfortunately, I'm ret*rded.

Mike Judge > George Orwell

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Russia hacked into real users’ Bluesky accounts to post fake content, the social media platform said.

It will all be worth it IMO if at least two cabinet level officials commit suicide or OD and he strokes out and dies on camera.

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣

Once I saw a man standing off the side of a pier, tears rolling down his eyes, as he told me, "I can't trust anyone, that's why I ride myself". He autofe**atioed himself on the spot and rolled away like a meat powered wheel. Never did catch his name.

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Do it, pussy. You won’t.

It’s a ratings stunt. I’m still not watching.

I don’t know who Oliver Kornetzke is, but I like the cut of his jib.

NOFX always cheers me up youtube.com/watch?v=sU6s...

What the fuck just happened? I forgot my pills, didn't I?

On the far reaches of space, no one can hear your kidney getting snatched.

Son, I have a confession to make. I invested your entire trust fund into based Groyper coin. And unfortunately I lost everything. Luckily, I still had 500 bucks to buy the new Faker Ahri skin.

If it smells like an agitprop bot, just block it and forget it. Engaging is the worst possible reaction.

Good morning winners!!!

Bovino throws like a little bitch.

How do you stop someone from shooting everything and encourage them to experiment if they've already sold all the fun toys for more shotgun ammunition?

A demented Donald Trump confused Greenland with Iceland as a silent crowd watches in horror as the President of the USA humiliates himself, slurring badly and visibly disoriented

A January 6th insurrectionist who Trump pardoned is now being charged with molesting a child. Trump’s pardon released him from prison.

Generally, if someone's good at murder, they're terrible at housework.

I know they’re trying to turn this shooting into Dealey Plaza with their desperate camera angles and excuses for the murderous ICE officer but how do they explain the subsequent refusal to allow a doctor to reach the car? And lying that they already had medics there? All on tape.

Large men screaming and punching each other to the tune of poorly compressed power metal is the peak of literature.

"Orwell emphasizes the totalizing power of Big Brother and the seamlessness of historical revisionism. But Trump, unfortunately for him, does not have anywhere near this level of influence or power, even with the aid of the lickspittles at the Reagan Foundation."

Breaking News: U.S. inflation edged higher in September, rising 3% from a year ago, according to data released belatedly because of the government shutdown.

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com The heritage mythology conservatives are spinning is historically delusional, Leighton Woodhouse writes in a guest essay. “Americans have never been ‘a group of people with a shared history.’”

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

What the Bible missed in translation from a story of David and Goliath, was that Goliath chain-smoked Lucky Strikes.

The reaction to Kirk’s murder on the right is a reminder that Republicans are the most bad faith people on the face of the planet.

Fingers crossed.

These Maga freak lawmakers are looking more and more like characters from Deliverance and The Hills Have Eyes.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Namalsk sunset #photomode #DayZ

“I feel a troubling kind of opacity in my brain lately—as if reality were becoming illegible, as if language were a vessel with holes in the bottom and meaning was leaking all over the floor.” Jia Tolentino writes about how the internet broke her brain.

Earworms — or “involuntary musical imagery” in psychological parlance — are strange creatures that can drive us crazy, but scientists are mapping out their taxonomy, why some songs are catchier than others and how to de-worm yourself.

I understand why the algorithm thinks I’m gay, I guesss. But why does it also think I’m a furry?

“We are, each of us, largely responsible for what gets put into our brains, for what, as adults, we wind up caring for and knowing about. No longer at the mercy of the reptile brain, we can change ourselves.” - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

US consumers are feeling worse about the economy than at any time during the Great Recession cnn.it/4cx3uE7

Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration. So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives. So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

This. There are only so many unsolicited dick pics I can see before I just delete this app. I signed up for the metaphorical circle jerk, not a real one.

The Trump administration has cut funding that went to thousands of small farms, including many in Ohio, while it’s also expediting $10 billion in direct payments to commodity farmers, some of the nation’s biggest operators.