I think that the impregnation fetish is just a byproduct of slavery

Not the Pope getting up outta here

slappin anyone who says "rest in power" for this white pope

I'm old enough to remember when Americans weren't terrified of flying airplanes due to preventable collisions. That was 2024 when Trump wasn't President and Musk wasn't running the show.

Good idea

🫵🏾 WHORE

I mean it IS the sexiest hair color

They say ask and and the good lord will bless you 😌 and I got a good lord 😂😂😂😂

If you got in a 99J #pleasecomehurtme

He never had plans to lower prices lol

I keep forgetting people born in 2005 are adults

They get on the phone like “John Brown, My date of birth is December 12, 1930, my Social Security number is 123456789, I live on 6969 Mulberry Lane, Anytown, USA) “ I’m just like one moment cause they spit it out at ultra speed

I know Melissa Schementi is having a time in Philly right now.

NO CHARGES

why old people love giving you they full social security!??? like I ain’t even asking for that 😭

Her: Go lock the door Me:

LMAOOOOO

😭😭😭😭

Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

My mood…

I absolutely love how quickly Canadians started placing signs in their businesses to discourage customers from buying any American products and I also love how Prime Minister Justin Trudeau specifically targeted Red States in retaliation. I love you Canada, I’m rooting for you.

Stop denying your intuition

that’s dia-fucking-bolical 😭😭😭😭

Beyonce won yesterday. Kendrick won yesterday. Doechii won yesterday. Samara Joy won yesterday. Kendrick bodying the Super Bowl in Black ass NOLA in a week. Them DEIs been DEI-ing to start our month. I love it.

This is the one 🤦🏾‍♀️

70% of my brain right now is just repeating “war is no time for soft cheezies” over and over again

IKDR!!!

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

January has been quite a year, lemme tell ya.

all week I’ve been peeling myself off the floor

going thru different forms of grief

We can impeach him‼️

But the groceries…

What a year this month has been.

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OMFGGGG NEXT WEEK IS STILL FUCKING JANUARY 😭😭😭😭💔

The goal is to overwhelm us so we give up. Don't do that!

Steering clear of people who will do anything for a check. Not all money is good money.