We should just all stay home tomorrow

I think that the impregnation fetish is just a byproduct of slavery

bring back shame. a lot of it.

Not the Pope getting up outta here

slappin anyone who says "rest in power" for this white pope

I'm old enough to remember when Americans weren't terrified of flying airplanes due to preventable collisions. That was 2024 when Trump wasn't President and Musk wasn't running the show.

Good idea

making the conscious decision to stop listening to rap that involves vulgarity

im so bored i might jus start talking to inmates

🫵🏾 WHORE

I mean it IS the sexiest hair color

They say ask and and the good lord will bless you 😌 and I got a good lord 😂😂😂😂

If you got in a 99J #pleasecomehurtme

why everybody dyeing their hair red, ARE YALL OKAY???

time to get off TikTok for the day, I’ve seen too much cute shit

no longer saying sorry just “don’t be delusional” from here on out

TikTok telling me it’s available in America like I ain’t already get a vpn, switch my phone to Canada and download the app

He never had plans to lower prices lol

I keep forgetting people born in 2005 are adults

months go by and I continue to stay awake at night thinking about the same person

black women with short platinum hair so fine omfg

They get on the phone like “John Brown, My date of birth is December 12, 1930, my Social Security number is 123456789, I live on 6969 Mulberry Lane, Anytown, USA) “ I’m just like one moment cause they spit it out at ultra speed

I know Melissa Schementi is having a time in Philly right now.

NO CHARGES

why old people love giving you they full social security!??? like I ain’t even asking for that 😭

Her: Go lock the door Me:

LMAOOOOO

😭😭😭😭

😭

Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

My mood…

I absolutely love how quickly Canadians started placing signs in their businesses to discourage customers from buying any American products and I also love how Prime Minister Justin Trudeau specifically targeted Red States in retaliation. I love you Canada, I’m rooting for you.

Stop denying your intuition

that’s dia-fucking-bolical 😭😭😭😭

Beyonce won yesterday. Kendrick won yesterday. Doechii won yesterday. Samara Joy won yesterday. Kendrick bodying the Super Bowl in Black ass NOLA in a week. Them DEIs been DEI-ing to start our month. I love it.

This is the one 🤦🏾‍♀️

I remember one time I was 16 at a church event. There was a guest pastor (so unserious and unnecessary). He proceeded to start doing “miracles” as soon as he started his sermon 😭

70% of my brain right now is just repeating “war is no time for soft cheezies” over and over again

IKDR!!!

You're not overwhelmed. You're under attack.

January has been quite a year, lemme tell ya.

all week I’ve been peeling myself off the floor

going thru different forms of grief

We can impeach him‼️