Completely forgot that I should have been here instead of threads for #MAFS #MarriedatFirstSight content and community. It was definitely needed when the reunion Josh broke up with Jalynn because she wasn't excited about Burning Man 🫠

Exactly. But they will never admit that the boycott (both full and partial) is working.

I was 20 before I learned that the serving size of Oreos is *two* As in, two cookies, not two rows.

Every reason I didn't want a basement has proven to be true. Unnecessary extra space, below ground units have too many issues, and all around creepy. I should've stuck to my guns.

Like, I am so damn tired of responsibilities. Apartment living freed me from one more set of things to worry about . . . and now this. I let folks sell me on the dream of owning a [too-big] home, and now all I do is spend money and time on it. Three years until I liberate myself.

At this point, there is nothing I enjoy about homeownership. Can't wait to sell this money pit.

Option B it is 😩

Are they still making Rosetta Stone? Because this is about to be a mess, given that their switch to AI-generated content has already made too many lessons repetitive.

These are the same ones who don't show up early to help set up or stay late to help clean up. And probably have the nerve to take at least one plate to go. How do I know? Because a whole branch of relatives (not family, iykyk) moves like this 😑

This part.

I . . . was not prepared to log on here and see this "show your work" level of cookout math.

This is the only content i wanna see

Currently Googling, "How long should I keep a house before selling it," because the first two months of homeownership have been a joke and I want to go back to putting in maintenance tickets. 58 days in: 1/10 recommend.

The issue is, you meet a guy outside of the apps, y'all vibe for a moment, go your separate ways because it was just a moment in time, and you try to return to the apps but can't because it's janky there and meeting people organically is just so much nicer. 😫

I had some cute moments with a British Punjabi guy this week, and we exchanged contact info. We'll either become good friends for life, slowly stop communicating with no hard feelings, or he's going to be my husband and this week was our meet cute. To be continued . . .

Happy Resurrection Sunday! Ever grateful that "that's not how the story ends."

Idk how to explain it, but Ryan Coogler made a horror movie that was a love note to Black people and the Deep South culture that has shaped so many of our family stories. #Sinners was stunning. (And now I'm homesick.)

I'm so glad UConn dragged UCLA. I'm choosing to see this as justice for LSU and that BS article from last year.

It just hit me that 4.20 is also Easter Sunday, and I . . .

I need everyone to see this, so we can stop undermining the intelligence of our women and start using more discernment when qualifying men. The proof is in the pudding. In general, men are less educated than women. Unfortunately, the loudest men are the uneducated ones and they produce more idiots.

Watching "An Affair to Remember" for the final time before it leaves Netflix because I need my heart to swell with love, break, and heal one more time.

#marriedatfirstsight If we all took a shot every time Madison has mentioned Michelle, we would have blacked out by now! It's very strange. #mafs

Sigh. Let's see what nonsense they have for us on this *final* (thank God) episode of #MAFS Chicago. #MarriedAtFirstSight

Me in the national security group chat:

I'm more concerned that no one noticed the random phone number in the chat.

One million Black men in 1995 pre social media. Most didn't have internet or cell phones. Yt ppl have zero excuse. Your performative bullshit online is just that.

*whispers* so was the first one

To what????

Why are y'all still engaging with white people and their "where is Barack where is Kamala" nonsense? The majority of them will never acknowledge that their demand for Black performance is rooted in their unconscious biases about Black people & what we should be to them. Block & move on, beloveds.

This is exactly it.

Well.

Juan and Karla really have the loveliest post-divorce relationship. It's refreshing after everybody else's dumpster fire (except Thomas/Camille). #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight

I'm pretty sure the "I was following orders" defense didn't work for the Nazis at Nuremberg.

Not the door dasher stealing my order and then blocking me from contacting them. No worries, though. I'm Cookie's daughter, and I will always find the customer support number. Enjoy my food, Ibrahim! Currently working to have my tip refunded and you banned from Door Dash 🤗

Girl, bye.

TELL EM

Brent and his ilk are reminders that "social dems" and "radical leftists" can still be raging racist asshats who think that their perspectives are somehow superior and immune from criticism and opposition. Your take was bullshit, bro, as are your responses.

Anyway, good morning! Please block annoying white people who post the, "Where is Kamala? Where is Barack?" rage bait. They're not worth the increased heart rate.

Black people are rightfully tired of non-Black people expecting our labor to save them from their antics. Instead of doing some introspection, Brent, the type of non-Black liberal who constantly reminds us that allyship is a myth, thinks this is an accurate response:

Barack Obama (and Kamala Harris, for that matter) are retired. Call Hillary.

The #MAFS reunion started at 8 EASTERN!?!? TF!?!!? #MarriedAtFirstSight

It's really been five years since the COVID pandemic was declared. Sometimes, I barely remember who I was before March 2020. I mourn for everyone and everything we all lost. I'm also grateful for everyone and every non-problematic thing that survived.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Denzel in Equalizer 2 was even better than Denzel in the first Equalizer. It's giving Remember the Titans meets John Q meets Training Day Denzel. Good stuff.

The democratic strategy is so clear even Alabamians see it

We are not being honest about why Rogan Peterson and Tate appeal to young men… It’s not because they appeal to their greater humanity It’s because they appeal to their lowest depravity

Sen. J. William Fulbright, an AR segregationist, created the Fulbright Program with surplus war funds after WWII. His hope was that the program would foster mutual understanding between the U.S. & other countries as a way of avoiding *another* world war. Targeting *this* program is egregious.

For the last few months, both my fitbit and the app have been constantly freezing and crashing. FitnessThreads, what's a good alternative to the fitbit watch that *is not apple watch*? I want the ability to track basic metrics -- heart rate, steps, exertion, log workouts, things like that.