A lobotomy for the law school parts of my brain

It’s just so surreal. We have a mad dictator and I still have to clean my house and send emails.

She has the Sunday Scaries

You know, I kinda loved Marty Supreme

It’s inch wrest sting that I’ve never seen an ai video successfully recreate RFK Jr’s vocal warble

I love Kenya Pleaser. I love Jane Don’t.

But at least there is the Kimberly Akimbo tour next week

It’s almost like the Christian right had a problem with the command to “love thy neighbor” so they found a guy to forcibly remove the neighbors they didn’t like ñ

oh no the Canadian gay travel influencer couple I love is having problems

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.

For my musical theatre people: one small joy that has kept me sane in the past few months is the Queen of the Mist cast recording.

1) The "they're all secretly gay" thing is old and tired. 2) Until Newsom does actual good for the LGBTQ+ community, he can shut the hell up.

Who will be the Sally Bowles of this era

Ohhh a *spooky* work email to round out the day.

Nathan for You

Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."

Good day to share one of my finer moments online.

Depressing that I only think of global events in terms of the video game civilization but—

Just feels like “The Gulf of America” concept is being taken too seriously and looking at the news makes me itchy feeling.

convinced that we're about to invade Cuba

I am still stunned

final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars

A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂‍↕️

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

This is so depressing. I guess this country is just done for?

Wow dry January is here huh

RuPaul waterboarded Jinkx in the dunk tank challenge

At the end of the day The Great Gatsby is just a book about commuting from Long Island

Lots of evangelical missionaries walking around downtown Dallas today. Be careful out there!

Dermatologist prescribed something and said my wife could help apply it so I’m feeling like I have failed everything

Tubi shows up for me in the most surprising ways

I just get the ick when people (Americans) try to post about Boxing Day idk

Insane to be in the office today because literally nothing is happening

*takes a long drag of cigarette* I saw a production of BUG in Dallas in 2005 before anyone was raving about Tracy Letts and I knew it was great then

Got pulled over and the officer told me I was very well spoken? Felt crazy. Anyway, it was a warning because my taillight was out.

My Instagram reels are all stories of people who were bitten by monkeys in Southeast Asia and it is THRILLING

yes yes yes it was so good Mr President sir! absolutely it should be your full time job! much better than the presidency! the whole administration would make wonderful hosts actually! I’m always saying this

Sitting at my desk and barely anyone is here and I am not doing a damn thing

My cat did not sleep in the bed last night and this has never happened before so I’m convinced something is wrong.

All of the news seems bad today, but the Kennedy Center news is just sending me.

Fish sticks? Incredible food. You are all missing out.

IMO being a Christmas enthusiast is on par with being a Disney Adult.

when mariah was like "all i want for christmas is you" it was because kohl's cash hadn't been invented yet. not many people know this

You could say things are going well for me

Not a good poster and accidentally deleted the wrong thing but anyway my cat loves me!!!

Why on earth would someone want a Porsche Smeg Toaster

Had a dream that I got into an argument with my dad who responded by shooting me with a gun. My dad has been dead for five years. What a feeling.

A week late but happy belated anniversary to this iconic post

$1 billion is such an inconceivable amount of money. We should all be telling Disney to fuck off.