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@rottenfruitbat.bsky.social
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I like board games and books and my cat. Dallas, TX.
A lobotomy for the law school parts of my brain
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nickforbrains 🏳️🌈
about 16 hours ago
It’s just so surreal. We have a mad dictator and I still have to clean my house and send emails.
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She has the Sunday Scaries
1 day ago
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You know, I kinda loved Marty Supreme
1 day ago
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It’s inch wrest sting that I’ve never seen an ai video successfully recreate RFK Jr’s vocal warble
2 days ago
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I love Kenya Pleaser. I love Jane Don’t.
3 days ago
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But at least there is the Kimberly Akimbo tour next week
4 days ago
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It’s almost like the Christian right had a problem with the command to “love thy neighbor” so they found a guy to forcibly remove the neighbors they didn’t like ñ
4 days ago
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oh no the Canadian gay travel influencer couple I love is having problems
4 days ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
5 days ago
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
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For my musical theatre people: one small joy that has kept me sane in the past few months is the Queen of the Mist cast recording.
5 days ago
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FalconWizard
5 days ago
1) The "they're all secretly gay" thing is old and tired. 2) Until Newsom does actual good for the LGBTQ+ community, he can shut the hell up.
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Who will be the Sally Bowles of this era
6 days ago
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Ohhh a *spooky* work email to round out the day.
6 days ago
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Nathan for You
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6 days ago
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Aaron Rupar
7 days ago
Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
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Nick (derogatory) ✨
7 days ago
Good day to share one of my finer moments online.
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Depressing that I only think of global events in terms of the video game civilization but—
7 days ago
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Just feels like “The Gulf of America” concept is being taken too seriously and looking at the news makes me itchy feeling.
8 days ago
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convinced that we're about to invade Cuba
8 days ago
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I am still stunned
9 days ago
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JP
9 days ago
final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars
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daresaypj
10 days ago
A thousand likes on this post and I’ll get this tattoo 🙂↕️
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Gregk Foley
10 days ago
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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This is so depressing. I guess this country is just done for?
10 days ago
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Wow dry January is here huh
11 days ago
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RuPaul waterboarded Jinkx in the dunk tank challenge
12 days ago
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Judy
14 days ago
At the end of the day The Great Gatsby is just a book about commuting from Long Island
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Lots of evangelical missionaries walking around downtown Dallas today. Be careful out there!
14 days ago
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Dermatologist prescribed something and said my wife could help apply it so I’m feeling like I have failed everything
14 days ago
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Tubi shows up for me in the most surprising ways
14 days ago
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I just get the ick when people (Americans) try to post about Boxing Day idk
17 days ago
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Insane to be in the office today because literally nothing is happening
18 days ago
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*takes a long drag of cigarette* I saw a production of BUG in Dallas in 2005 before anyone was raving about Tracy Letts and I knew it was great then
19 days ago
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Got pulled over and the officer told me I was very well spoken? Felt crazy. Anyway, it was a warning because my taillight was out.
20 days ago
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My Instagram reels are all stories of people who were bitten by monkeys in Southeast Asia and it is THRILLING
21 days ago
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Alexandra Petri
21 days ago
yes yes yes it was so good Mr President sir! absolutely it should be your full time job! much better than the presidency! the whole administration would make wonderful hosts actually! I’m always saying this
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Sitting at my desk and barely anyone is here and I am not doing a damn thing
21 days ago
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My cat did not sleep in the bed last night and this has never happened before so I’m convinced something is wrong.
23 days ago
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All of the news seems bad today, but the Kennedy Center news is just sending me.
26 days ago
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Fish sticks? Incredible food. You are all missing out.
26 days ago
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IMO being a Christmas enthusiast is on par with being a Disney Adult.
27 days ago
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Jerry Chen
29 days ago
when mariah was like "all i want for christmas is you" it was because kohl's cash hadn't been invented yet. not many people know this
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You could say things are going well for me
29 days ago
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Not a good poster and accidentally deleted the wrong thing but anyway my cat loves me!!!
29 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Why on earth would someone want a Porsche Smeg Toaster
about 1 month ago
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Had a dream that I got into an argument with my dad who responded by shooting me with a gun. My dad has been dead for five years. What a feeling.
about 1 month ago
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Brian Horne
about 1 month ago
A week late but happy belated anniversary to this iconic post
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$1 billion is such an inconceivable amount of money. We should all be telling Disney to fuck off.
about 1 month ago
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