Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to own custom stationery

Someone catered Olive Garden at work

Save me Eugene Onegin letter scene, save me

Need new filters for the cats water fountain but for some reason they are way more expensive and it’s cheaper to buy a new fountain?! I don’t want to be wasteful but ugh

Lamb loin chops are the rage right now (and chunky mashed potatoes)

Good day to remember that I think American Christianity is going to kill us all!

Stoned on the couch with my cat and all the windows are open and my neighbor just started practicing the west side story marimba parts. This is sublime.

Pears have got to be one of the all time wettest fruits per bite

There are three Davids currently at this coffee shop it is perplexing

Pears are one of the all time most expensive tasting fruits

Darlene is obviously winning because Ru is amused by Darlene and that is the key to winning

Coming out as someone who loves the Haribo Happy Cola Gummies

Haven’t felt joy since they stopped putting six cd changers in cars

Coworker informed me that she had never eaten a green vegetable until two years ago

Thomas asks about Dred Scott. Trump lawyer, who sounds like the devil is squeezing his fingers on his throat: well Dred Scott was bad, very bad, but the citizenship clause WAS about the slaves, and only the slaves, who were subject to the jurisdiction because they were domiciled there

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

My hot take on the scotus opinion: the law at issue had a religious exemption, so… we’re not at a huge loss here. As it was, a minister could perform talk therapy conversion therapy under the law and it was fine.

Well. The electrical outlet in my bathroom started smoking.

Well

The Rusical curse

RuPaul is good at producing a show that makes people yell in a bar that's for damn sure.

Drag race psychic damage

There’s in a furry convention in downtown Dallas and some of the participants are at my usually lunch spot and I love them

I got a sunburn today at work because I had to go to an investigation site and I was not prepared

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

On a whim I cooked chicken thighs and leeks in white wine and garlic for dinner and it is ALMOST a great meal

I have been saying “eat the spaghetti eat the meatbaws eat the bwoccoli” to myself all day and I really don’t know what the meme is

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE ROBERT MUELLER IS A HERO BLACK LIVES MATTER IF YOU ARE BLACK AND YOU WALK PAST MY RING CAMERA I AM CALLING THE POLICE PUT ALL HOMELESS PEOPLE IN JAIL LOVE IS LOVE I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE

Okay the comeback is here and it’s weird again and god I love Lisa Kudrow

Good morning to the Barber violin concerto and no one else

Kinda weird that no one is talking about Punch the Monkey’s problematic age gap relationship

Edible taken. Symphony coming soon.

Forgot about leftover French onion soup in my fridge and the smell of fermenting French onion soup was kind of enticing but I did not taste the forbidden soup

Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again

I want one of those damn ninja counter cooker things and I don’t know why

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Jimmy John’s selling Gyro doesn’t sit right with me

lol

She is exhausted today

At the portion of the evening where I sing “In Buddy’s Eyes” to my cat.

I have listened to Beethoven’s 4th piano concerto four times today

I wonder if the Blue Man Group have ever explored each others bodies

Men in Dallas love a synthetic fabric

The most upsetting thing about having a parent die is dreaming about them, all the time, as if they are alive. Even in innocent naps. And you wake up and think, “why did dad say that?”

as a member of the gay community you have 11 days to promote this show or else

Work office window selfie

Performance review day at work

Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.