People claiming that the “assassination attempt” in Butler was staged are suggesting something far more sinister than fraudulent political shenanigans. A real person was foreseeably killed by a real bullet. That means anyone involved in a staging would be liable for manslaughter.

Which way “western man”

I’ll never be able to explain how so many straight women who hate their shitbag ex ended up with those dudes in the first place

“What did you like to do when you were a kid, Dad?” “Oh, uhh…just hung out with friends…online” “Doing what?” “Well, there was this thing called 4chan and we’d find the dankest memes with slurs in them and post them on strangers pages” “…” “…” “…is this why mom left you?”

I see the panic in the ones aging out of it. Beyond your mid-20s, even other edgelord bros find your shtick to be sad. Some will just drop the “edgy joke” part and hold on to relevance by becoming right wing political hacks. Others will just fade in to a dull adulthood, embarrassed by their past.

I’m just baffled by edgelord “content creators”. Dweeb ass untalented dudes who were neither charismatic, funny, or attractive in school and decided to take the villain route and gain attention for being purposefully offensive and annoying, becoming kings of loser chuds. What a pathetic existence.

FCC to order early license reviews of Disney-owned ABC stations, source says reut.rs/4tyZtGV

The DOJ violates the Epstein Files Transparency Act on the daily. So I'm suing Todd Blanche. As a journalist, I cannot report accurately on the Epstein Files if I cannot even read them. I am represented by @brendanballou.bsky.social & we seek to hold the DOJ accountable for its noncompliance.

Pack it all up. Zelda Khan Black has already created the best crossover. #FineArt

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It’s the way he says it that makes it funny xddd

Why must they do this to us with the new animations?! 😫😭🥺

Love them all.

Definitely, I think that's why he pivoted from having GoAnimate be a free program anyone could use to an expensive subscription-only program strictly for business enterprises and removed almost all the non-Business Friendly themes

Parents in GoAnimate videos when a "baby show" character the user doesn't like breathes:

Based

"Cup."

Khan: DOOR!!! 😃🚪

Describe Uzi in 1 word

He was going to finish that plate, and nothing was going to stop him.

it is verboten for comedians to make fun of our mad idiot king

Superman by @1moregaryfrank.bsky.social

Unfortunate news: Comedy is illegal again :(

A Spider-Man cover a day until the release of "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" (104/200) 🔴🕸️💙 The one that killed the Comics Code Authority #SpiderMan #ComicSky #Marvel #CoverArt #Spider-Man #MovieSky #Comicbooks #AmazingSpiderMan #MCU #Nostalgia #Countdown #NYC #FilmSky #BrandNewDay #GreenGoblin

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I’ve been painting for 10 hours and even though I want to play a game…. The thought of sitting at my computer makes me nauseous

Ok this is incredibly privileged to complain about but being digital artist AND a gamer I feel like I never leave my computer

Did you know that in the basement of Waterstones Picadilly Circus there is currently an entire room dedicated to Kid's Comics? You should go and not just because Go-Man was on display so prominently! But seriously go check it out because it is running until May 31st!

The Communications Act technically prohibits a foreign entity from having more than 25% indirect equity or voting interest in a U.S. company that holds broadcast licenses. Paramount and Carr are just pretending this restriction doesn't exist.

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If you're playing along at home, that's the same Makan Delrahim that was the Trump DOJ "antitrust enforcer" during his first term, who now works for Paramount. During his tenure as "antitrust enforcer" he "enforced antitrust" by rubber stamping the job and competition killing T-Mobile Sprint merger

The merged Paramount/Warner Bros company will be 49.5% owned by foreign interests (including the Chinese), and 38.5% owned by Middle Eastern countries Brendan Carr, who was positively apoplectic about foreign ownership of companies like TikTok, won't make a peep about it because he's a hack

Also, the fact that Trump booked someone who pretends to read minds is funny, as if he really could, he would look at Donald and see nothing.

I think it is hilarious that a con man, Oz Pearlman, who pretends he can predict the future, booked himself as the headline act at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, where he might be shot. What a fraud.

He will vote for it.

29 years ago today, April 27, 1997, #TheSimpsons episode “In Marge We Trust” first aired on Fox. Guest-starring Sab Shimono as Mr. Sparkle.

Following trends and I will be getting a ballroom to protect me and my family.

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

Your name!

Imagine a show warning you that there'll be a biracial couple or a woman filing for divorce. Both of these things were seen as "controversial" at one point in history because bigot's feelings and voices were prioritized. These people's brains are cooked as fuck

Leave a comment for the FCC, they want to warn ppl when a show contains a trans character. Your comment doesn't have to be long, you can literally just say it's discriminatory, offensive and absurd. In the first box put: 19-41. More info in this thread.