Need the Chargers to win to push my J Herbo narratives that folks didn’t listen to me about in 2020

Social media kinda lame except apps like TikTok and Lemon8

I feel like Jenelle from Teen Mom when I go an entire day without an edible 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

What the fuck is that man

Y’all are some FREAKS!!!!

My hair appointment can’t come fast enough omg

I know salmon hate to see my black ass coming

I’m gonna go home and binge watch 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom 😂😂😂

I’m unhinged around this time of my shift because I’m barely hanging on until 7am

Going home and shaving my coochie cause I’m going to poundtown soon as I get off work

Convinced my 30s are gonna be so much better than my 20s 😭😭😭 I have been in hell

They had situationships back then too. That's why my daddy got 6 kids and my grandpa had 3 families. 😩

Yeah it’s just new terminology for the same silly shit folks doing today that they did back then 😂😂😂

Go to hell

Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭

I be at work missing my boyfriend knowing he at home on the game with his friends and digging in his butt

My assignment tonight so chill 🙂‍↕️

I’m not even going thru menopause and I’m having hot flashes

I wish we were ready to buy a house 😩 maybe in 2 more years

Padding his NHL-leading goal total, while chasing history all at the age of 39 Just super, very casual, normal #Gr8 things #ALLCAPS  | @Venture_Global

Dallas Cowboys welcome to Washington Redskins territory of crap!

So I downloaded Lemon8 and I’m obsessed already! It’s like a fancier Pinterest!

I’m the last person to wanna gatekeep slang but why are nonblack people calling older nonblack men “Unc” ???

If you don’t eat it that same day it’s rotten tomorrow

Anyone remember Celebrity Deathmatch? MTV and their random programming mixed amongst music videos. What a time to be alive

Just walked into the bedroom and found them like this ❤️

It don’t matter what you go to sleep watching on Tubi, you gon wake up watching S1E8 of “Everybody Hates Chris”

🫶🏽

I never thought I’d own 1 let alone 3 cats but I love them so much 🥹

One of my cats only wants to cuddle between 2am-5am 😭

Already regret picking up this shift tonight but it’s holiday szn & im chasing the bread!

All I do is sleep on my off days

a loss for the Chiefs is a win for the rest of us, amen.

Missed all the 1pm slot games but I’m glad the Jets keep on losing

Zofran brought me back from the dead

Steelers got rid of Antonio Brown to draft another Antonio Brown

Booked my hair appointment and I’m literally counting down the days!!!

Watching the DoorDash driver go right past the entrance I specifically said to meet me boutta be my 13th reason why

That 2am-5am stretch be having me hearing colors im ngl

Awful night to be working the behavioral health side of the ED

Jayden Daniels, that’s it & that’s all

You slept in the laundry room?

Poverty school

Gentle reminder: You are way too fine and way too amazing to be thinking you’re not.

Auntie boutta start shopping at Old Navy. Fashion Nova just not it.

LSU sucks lmao

Night shift kinda ass cause technically I work twice in the same day

That was the first thing I seen logging on that app and I got laughing my stomach hurts