Not the audio I expected.

You'll never recover from this.

Dance lessons.

Clear pee is bad. That means you are over-hydrated. You want it to be a pale straw colored to transparent yellow. DRINK WATER AND HAVE PALE, STRAW-COLORED TO TRANSPARENT-YELLOW PEE IN 2025!

These are Aerolux neon bulbs. Aerolux bulbs were manufactured from 1938 to 1974.

you're allowed to like this if you, too, are either feverish or experiencing ONE emotion (and do not know which)

Sometimes, even PragerU is correct. PragerU, short for Prager University, is an American media company that creates bullshit videos on various political, economic, and philosophical topics from an American conservative perspective. (I'm being polite here)

he saw a clown in the driver's seat and knew he would be outnumbered if it came to a fight

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

I can't believe I'm descendant of Reese Witherspoon! 😮

your Bobbie s

A circle in a spiral, a wheel within a wheel Never ending nor beginning on an ever-spinning reel As the images unwind like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind

Flower urchins are such magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly.

Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. You take a step toward him. He takes a step back. Meet me in the middle, says the unjust man. - A.R. Moxon