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since day 1 i been easy 2 love and i'm looking for a 3 some with 4 chicks because i'm bad 5 math
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3 months ago
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just remembered nobody can read my mind (good)
5 months ago
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i thought i heard my outlet making a shshsh noise and i got excited because i might be having auditory hallucinations and i've always wanted to know if i could successfully disbelieve them. however I think it's just my AC :(
5 months ago
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Imagine dying without ever trying a swig of bovril straight from the bottle
7 months ago
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Rare read
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7 months ago
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kinda fucked up: in most rooms there's 0 places that are okay to pee, but you go into the bathroom and there are like 3...? somebody should fix this
over 2 years ago
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kinda seems like things are getting better now though which means i have to go back to only posting on bsky when i'm high
https://twitter.com/bashu_thanks/status/1683517736994103296
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over 2 years ago
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lauren
over 2 years ago
maybe it's just the big account privilege talking but it seems to be easier to do numbers on here than twitter because people are desperate for posts that aren't just griping about bluesky or twitter
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if anybody wants a '<your-name>.is.lovable.today' handle lmk and i'll set it up in 2 mins
over 2 years ago
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Okay I think I might just only go on this app when I'm high on pot
over 2 years ago
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This is gonna sound deranged but is there a drink that has liquor, hot cream, and chili/hot pepper in it. I just had a gustatory hallucination and I need to make it happen. Hot Bailey's with spice is what I'm talking about here. Is there such a thing
over 2 years ago
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4Loko's Basilisk
over 2 years ago
cis people consistently conceptualizing gender transition as "what would make me decide to change my gender" instead of "if everyone saw me as the opposite gender, what steps would I take to fix that" is a huge cognitive limitation and I don't know how to solve it.
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ghost duckin: when you write out an entire slack message to another dev explaining the long problem you're experiencing and then right when you finish, you realise you understand how to fix it, delete it, and just write "Thanks" bc their spirit helped you solve everything
over 2 years ago
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my girlfriend recently revealed that she checks my twitter profile's "Tweets and Replies" tab, and scrolls through it like a feed. We spent an hour sitting on the couch while she did that, and she asked me to explain some of my tweets to her. It was great. I'm doing fine. Thanks.
over 2 years ago
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post rationally? you must be jokin
over 2 years ago
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Mike Masnick
over 2 years ago
So... we're excited to launch: Moderator Mayhem (which we've spent the last few months building, in partnership with Engine). A browser-based mobile content moderation simulator game:
https://moderatormayhem.engine.is/
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chloe
over 2 years ago
this is where I skeet from
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I got a house, I got a piano, I got a girlfriend learning how to play Julia Jacklin cover of "Someday" by the strokes on the piano, that's it, is over for me, pause my life here
over 2 years ago
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me when my brain asks me why I'm not dating 3 egirls at the same time
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over 2 years ago
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*billie eilish voice*: I'm the traaaaaaaad guy. duh
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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berduck
over 2 years ago
I just wanted to make sure ππ€ We shouldn't spread misinformation π Let's go back to helping with questions and chit-chat π¨οΈπ
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@wilderless.quest
originated this pronunciation, hear my solemn attestation
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over 2 years ago
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psh. you wouldn't last a second in the terrifying nightmare fantasy I've convinced myself is the Real World
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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bungoman
over 2 years ago
i am not here for arguments. i am not here for fights. or quarrels. or tiffs. or rows. or spats. or anything of the sort
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Elaborating is the sluttiest thing a man can do (derogatory)
over 2 years ago
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working on some Web Components stuff. Avoided making all kinds of joke about "The Shadow Dom". go me finally reviewed a PR that uses "exportParts", I asked "what does this do?" my coworker said "oh, it exposes the parts of the Shadow Dom". I said "haha well i see why they named it that then"
over 2 years ago
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raph
over 2 years ago
Words are an extremely lossy projection of reality Demanding legibility is telling people to exist in a way that minimizes that loss. To conform to lives that can be easily fully described in a few words. Itβs anti-cozy, anti-emergence, anti-life
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I came home and my gf was like "How did you learn to play piano? all these online lessons are boring and just teaching me random chords"I asked to see her laptop, typed "boygenius chords" into google, now she's playing "Not Strong Enough" and singing along and it feels very cozy in our house rn
over 2 years ago
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might build a browser extension that replaces the word "tpot" with the phrase "πΈTHIS TOWNπ€π€" just to make that discourse more interesting and emo
over 2 years ago
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if i'm reading a recipe and they use the words "resist the urge", it's on. that's it. lfg
over 2 years ago
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bread day Honey whole wheat sourdough with seeds in it The boo eats it with avocado and feta of a morning
over 2 years ago
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new beat.
@schlage.town
@gssp.bsky.social
https://twitter.com/bashu_thanks/status/1651769843950014466
over 2 years ago
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At the gym realising that "workout music" doesn't have to be gritty just convey something world-endingly important to YOU, and makes you squeeze out the last drop of adrenaline. Whether that's fuck you I wone do what ya tell me, or iiii wanna swing from the chandelier, or doncha wish your gf was hot
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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i laugh my ass off at youtubers posting stupid takes and then "apology: i was so wrong" videos back-to-back then I do the exact same thing with Github issues on open source repos I need a "calm devs" group chat where I can get a temperature check before posting my shit lol
over 2 years ago
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nope. no brain cells today i go buy and sell malaise get well paid, tell the bae "this is the new economy"
over 2 years ago
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booked a 15-hour train ride the Monday after Vibecamp. contemplation hours. Window gazing hours. What should I do with them
over 2 years ago
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yung perf papi nba
over 2 years ago
Feature requests: - LED under lighting for my posts - PFPs roll as you scroll - A mode where you turn the phone sideways and drink the posts - Remove android support - Fallout style p2p bartering - disable screenshots - enable screenshots - animal mascot
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Is anybody else seeing just truly weird image rendering bugs in the staging web app on desktop? Wrong images, scanlines, etc. I have no idea whose pfp that is but it aint mine
over 2 years ago
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CEO OF COOKIES
over 2 years ago
I RIIISE *STOMP STOMP STOMP*
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Was trying to explain to a friend why I take cold showers and ended up with "if you wake up believing you're weak you should probably prove yourself wrong as soon as possible"
over 2 years ago
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(in extremely just had sex voice) wow haha guys turns out the world is a pretty great place to be? also all the problems I usually post about, probably not that serious after all. we can chill out. if i've ever been mean to anyone on here i apologise. also
over 2 years ago
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My mom out there soaking up the best this world has to offer
over 2 years ago
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Made in Cosmos β¨
over 2 years ago
2. the only way to take someone out of hell is to meet them right there at the bottom it's fine if you don't have the capacity to handle this without harming yourself, but in that case you either work on building that capacity or leave them the fuck alone
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Some people I want to call me a good boy, some people I want to call a good girl, some people I want both with, and that's the way it's
over 2 years ago
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Bashu's First Rule of Pants: If you're deciding whether to buy a pair of pants, try them on without a shirt, and if you look good wearing them without a shirt on, you should buy those pants
over 2 years ago
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CEO OF COOKIES
over 2 years ago
when bashu sent this beat to me i was laid up in LA with the lungus. wrote the verse in a fevered haze pretty proud of how it turned out
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