Maria Panayiotou
@captainmarrow.bsky.social
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Never happier than when I'm being silly but also love a good moan.
At the risk of saying another positive thing about politics and then coming to regret it 6 months later, I will say that I really like Zack Polanski.
29 days ago
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If AI relies on the theft of other people's property to stay afloat then it's not an industry, it's organised crime.
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about 1 month ago
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September 30th/October 1st
about 1 month ago
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This is so depressing but I get it. And if someone of her calibre can't say anything, how do the more junior actors/crew members/production staff do it?
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about 2 months ago
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That's enough internet for me today.
2 months ago
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Andy Parmo
3 months ago
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
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The sky had her frilly knickers on tonight. Never seen a rainbow like it!
3 months ago
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Oh Rylan.
3 months ago
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Do you think we’ll get a bank holiday for Taylor Swift’s wedding?
3 months ago
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One of the greatest days of my life. Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate.
3 months ago
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Love this so much ❤️
4 months ago
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If only you really knew me.
4 months ago
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ÂŁ5 - Barry Chuckle ÂŁ10 - Chesney Hawkes ÂŁ20 - Joe Lycett ÂŁ50 - Kathy Burke What would you put on the new notes?
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4 months ago
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How are these 12 year olds getting tickets for Glastonbury though?
5 months ago
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Olivia Rodrigo is very good isn’t she
5 months ago
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I miss Twitter when Glastonbury is on. There's barely any reaction here.
5 months ago
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ceej
5 months ago
I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger
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A woman stopped me on the street this morning to tell me that my hair is amazing. Thank you kind stranger, you made my day a little better.
5 months ago
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I'm so happy for Taylor Swift.
6 months ago
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I'm off to see The Devil Wears Prada musical tonight and just found out that Vanessa Williams is on holiday and I am livid. Am I being unreasonable?
6 months ago
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By all means keep wanging on about fishing while the entertainment industry is slowly dying.
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ITV to cut jobs and slash budgets of daytime shows including Good Morning Britain
Staff numbers at programmes made by ITV Studios to be halved and airtime reduced for Lorraine, Loose Women and This Morning
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/may/20/itv-to-cut-jobs-slash-budgets-daytime-shows-including-good-morning-britain
6 months ago
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Moving out of the office I’ve been in for 14 years and it’s amazing what you dig out of drawers!
6 months ago
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Jonathan Coe
6 months ago
One of the strangest ironies of the last ten years has been watching Britain immersing itself as deeply as ever in memories of WW2 while proudly turning its back on the project that emerged from it.
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Assume the Conclave is Eurovision for Catholics.
6 months ago
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I finally watched The Banshees of Inisherin last weekend and I know there are bigger messages in there but all I can think about it that little donkey.
6 months ago
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Today feels like a good day to get absolutely shitfaced.
6 months ago
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If you were ever challenged to prove your gender in a bathroom, would you do it? Surely if everyone refused to, it would be impossible to police.
7 months ago
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Dead people being resurrected in AI is immoral.
7 months ago
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Sorry I can't go out for a drink tonight, I have to get my feet summer-ready.
7 months ago
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Are we just supposed to be OK with mullets making a comeback?
7 months ago
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I just made the huge mistake of looking at Twitter to get the vibe after today's ruling. So much hate, an astounding amount, and so much gloating as if they have achieved something good. It's so bloody depressing.
7 months ago
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Kat Brown
7 months ago
I am so incredibly tired of this ongoing attack on trans people. Cis men are murdering women in plain sight. If gender-critical women turned their attention to dealing with men, women might be safe. I'm not worried about loos or changing rooms. I am worried about literally everything else.
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Another year, another bunch of corporate brands embarrassing themselves on social media by doing April Fools posts. Urgh!
8 months ago
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Kelly
8 months ago
Disability is not a moral failing. It’s not a punishment. It’s simply part of being human. If you live long enough, you will likely experience some kind of disability. It’s one of the only minority groups you can join at any time. Stop treating us as less than & help us combat ableism!
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I want to meet the people who write reviews like this.
8 months ago
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What's the etiquette for changing a WhatsApp group name if it has a rogue apostrophe in it? Is it socially acceptable?
8 months ago
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Heading back home today after spending 2 days in Kilkenny with old uni friends… on St Patrick’s Day weekend. I am entirely broken.
8 months ago
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Two men offered me a seat on the tube this morning so I either look elderly or pregnant. Great start to the week.
8 months ago
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I'm really uncomfortable with the new trend of using AI to recreate the voice of dead people in true crime. I've seen it on two Netflix docs now and it feels exploitative and unnecessary.
9 months ago
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The big debate in the office today is if you had to give up one, would it be pasta, rice, bread or potatoes? Absolute scenes here. People are angry.
9 months ago
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Good! These hateful religious nuts need to be held to account. Go home and enjoy the final years of your life you mad old cow.
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9 months ago
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I know there's bigger things going on in the world blah blah blah but can we have an inquiry into the practice of discontinuing cosmetics without consultation.
9 months ago
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Working with other people is an absolutely terrible idea.
9 months ago
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Sure BBC, the audience really thought that Billie Eilish was performing the theme tune from British sitcom Birds Of A Feather at the Grammys. Jesus wept!
9 months ago
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I'm such a loser. I deleted Facebook (not a loser) but now I'm missing all the birthday messages from people I never see or speak to (loser).
10 months ago
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How many apologies does a famous man get to make before we're allowed to assume he's a wrongun?
10 months ago
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Watched the 7/7 London Bombings documentary on the BBC last night and it really is an excellent piece of work. To look into the eyes of the people who walked into those scenes to deal with the immediate aftermath and see the pain is something really powerful. I can't stop thinking about it.
10 months ago
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The London Eye, NYE 2024-2025
11 months ago
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So many people angry at “woke” fireworks that haven’t happened yet. Have a break lads.
11 months ago
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Zoe Ball is such a pro.
11 months ago
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