This is so depressing but I get it. And if someone of her calibre can't say anything, how do the more junior actors/crew members/production staff do it?

That's enough internet for me today.

Not making the new iPhone in black is a hate crime and I won't hear any different.

I went to my parents house for the first time in a couple of weeks and as I drove towards Watford I started seeing the Union Jacks and St George's flags appearing on lampposts and traffic lights like that's so respectful and patriotic. Racists are so fucking dumb.

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

The sky had her frilly knickers on tonight. Never seen a rainbow like it!

Oh Rylan.

Do you think we’ll get a bank holiday for Taylor Swift’s wedding?

One of the greatest days of my life. Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate.

Love this so much ❤️

If only you really knew me.

People are just mental aren't they?

Starting to think I picked the wrong day to go out for brunch with the girls.

£5 - Barry Chuckle £10 - Chesney Hawkes £20 - Joe Lycett £50 - Kathy Burke What would you put on the new notes?

How are these 12 year olds getting tickets for Glastonbury though?

Olivia Rodrigo is very good isn’t she

I miss Twitter when Glastonbury is on. There's barely any reaction here.

I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger

A woman stopped me on the street this morning to tell me that my hair is amazing. Thank you kind stranger, you made my day a little better.

I'm so happy for Taylor Swift.

I'm off to see The Devil Wears Prada musical tonight and just found out that Vanessa Williams is on holiday and I am livid. Am I being unreasonable?

By all means keep wanging on about fishing while the entertainment industry is slowly dying.

Moving out of the office I’ve been in for 14 years and it’s amazing what you dig out of drawers!

One of the strangest ironies of the last ten years has been watching Britain immersing itself as deeply as ever in memories of WW2 while proudly turning its back on the project that emerged from it.

Assume the Conclave is Eurovision for Catholics.

I finally watched The Banshees of Inisherin last weekend and I know there are bigger messages in there but all I can think about it that little donkey.

Today feels like a good day to get absolutely shitfaced.

If you were ever challenged to prove your gender in a bathroom, would you do it? Surely if everyone refused to, it would be impossible to police.

Dead people being resurrected in AI is immoral.

Sorry I can't go out for a drink tonight, I have to get my feet summer-ready.

Are we just supposed to be OK with mullets making a comeback?

I just made the huge mistake of looking at Twitter to get the vibe after today's ruling. So much hate, an astounding amount, and so much gloating as if they have achieved something good. It's so bloody depressing.

I am so incredibly tired of this ongoing attack on trans people. Cis men are murdering women in plain sight. If gender-critical women turned their attention to dealing with men, women might be safe. I'm not worried about loos or changing rooms. I am worried about literally everything else.

Another year, another bunch of corporate brands embarrassing themselves on social media by doing April Fools posts. Urgh!

Disability is not a moral failing. It’s not a punishment. It’s simply part of being human. If you live long enough, you will likely experience some kind of disability. It’s one of the only minority groups you can join at any time. Stop treating us as less than & help us combat ableism!

I want to meet the people who write reviews like this.

What's the etiquette for changing a WhatsApp group name if it has a rogue apostrophe in it? Is it socially acceptable?

Heading back home today after spending 2 days in Kilkenny with old uni friends… on St Patrick’s Day weekend. I am entirely broken.

Two men offered me a seat on the tube this morning so I either look elderly or pregnant. Great start to the week.

I played Russian roulette with the big coat today and won. It's a good day.

St Paul’s Cathedral had her frilly knickers on tonight.

I'm really uncomfortable with the new trend of using AI to recreate the voice of dead people in true crime. I've seen it on two Netflix docs now and it feels exploitative and unnecessary.

The big debate in the office today is if you had to give up one, would it be pasta, rice, bread or potatoes? Absolute scenes here. People are angry.

Good! These hateful religious nuts need to be held to account. Go home and enjoy the final years of your life you mad old cow.

I know there's bigger things going on in the world blah blah blah but can we have an inquiry into the practice of discontinuing cosmetics without consultation.

Selfridges Food Hall is the place to be the Valentine’s evening. Who knew?!

Working with other people is an absolutely terrible idea.

Sure BBC, the audience really thought that Billie Eilish was performing the theme tune from British sitcom Birds Of A Feather at the Grammys. Jesus wept!

I'm such a loser. I deleted Facebook (not a loser) but now I'm missing all the birthday messages from people I never see or speak to (loser).

How many apologies does a famous man get to make before we're allowed to assume he's a wrongun?