I'm so glad someone took the time to ask John Davidson to explain what happened. Great interview.

Prediction: Peter Mandelson will go to prison, Andrew won't.

That photo of Andrew returning to Sandringham is delicious.

Why am I only just learning that Gwen Stafani is a member of the God Squad with "questionable" views?

Imagine these dumbasses in government. Absolute shambles.

Oh hi Monday

Is it me or has this got an air of the Gary Barlow non-apology statement about it?

Absolutely fuck cancer.

Until I started watching daytime TV, I had no idea how many people hate the idea of a traditional funeral. Who knew?

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

No one but Catherine O’Hara could have played Moira Rose. What a legacy. Rest in peace bébé.

I'm at a point in my life where I get annoyed if jeans don't have an elasticated waist. This is my biggest cause of stress right now.

I want to take my niece to see Harry Styles because *she* really wants to see him.

I know there'a alot of serious stuff going on right now but I was hoping for a bit more Brooklyn Beckham discourse tbh.

STOP SAYING BLUE MONDAY!

Oh hi Heated Rivalry

Went for a little walk at lunchtime. Accidentally went two miles and got trapped in a cemetery so that's enough exercise for this year. As you were.

Is it a rule that if you had a Christmas hit you have to die at Christmas? Someone wrap Noddy Holder in bubble wrap.

Been waiting for months for info on a thing I'm going to on Monday and all of a sudden it's no jeans or trainers. Is this legal?

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

There is no better coming of age movie than Stand By Me. Rob Reiner was a genius and it's all just so, so sad.

Kate Winslet's insistence that her son's movie would've been made without the link to her and Sam Mendes is ludicrous. I bet there are hundreds of fantastic screenplays that will never be read because there is little or no route for "normal" kids to get their work seen.

Every social media post about David Attenborough should be preceded by another post just saying he's ok.

Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon

Absolute clowns. Every single one of them.

Can we talk about actors all having their teeth done making it impossible to watch shows without distraction now? It's mental.

At the risk of saying another positive thing about politics and then coming to regret it 6 months later, I will say that I really like Zack Polanski.

If AI relies on the theft of other people's property to stay afloat then it's not an industry, it's organised crime.

September 30th/October 1st

This is so depressing but I get it. And if someone of her calibre can't say anything, how do the more junior actors/crew members/production staff do it?

That's enough internet for me today.

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

The sky had her frilly knickers on tonight. Never seen a rainbow like it!

Oh Rylan.

Do you think we’ll get a bank holiday for Taylor Swift’s wedding?

One of the greatest days of my life. Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate.

Love this so much ❤️

If only you really knew me.

£5 - Barry Chuckle £10 - Chesney Hawkes £20 - Joe Lycett £50 - Kathy Burke What would you put on the new notes?

How are these 12 year olds getting tickets for Glastonbury though?

Olivia Rodrigo is very good isn’t she

I miss Twitter when Glastonbury is on. There's barely any reaction here.

I am surrounded by people who are outsourcing their own thinking to ChatGPT and they are quickly and obviously becoming dependent on it for even the most banal tasks. Once again, the "figuring it out" is the important part. Yes, you can use a crane to lift weights but you will not get stronger

A woman stopped me on the street this morning to tell me that my hair is amazing. Thank you kind stranger, you made my day a little better.

I'm so happy for Taylor Swift.

I'm off to see The Devil Wears Prada musical tonight and just found out that Vanessa Williams is on holiday and I am livid. Am I being unreasonable?

By all means keep wanging on about fishing while the entertainment industry is slowly dying.

Moving out of the office I’ve been in for 14 years and it’s amazing what you dig out of drawers!

One of the strangest ironies of the last ten years has been watching Britain immersing itself as deeply as ever in memories of WW2 while proudly turning its back on the project that emerged from it.