WHICH ONE OF YOU???

Oh so that's why everyone I lane against feels like a sweat all of a sudden, my "core rank" is somehow higher than EVERY CHARACTERS relative rank. Also the airborne soul mechanic in this game is fucking terrible, get rid of it.

For a patreon monthly illustration I did a red shouldered hawk! consider checking it out, i really like how this one came out :')

Didn't even make it out of January before this happened again this year.

Wild thumbnail, but I can see this character making people use gamer words tbh.

Show full frontal Chester you cowards

Why do people drink espressos in the morning if they just make me sleepy 🤔 Every time over the last 2 weeks I have gotten coffers I pass out within 2 hours. I'm pretty sure they are actually sleep aids.

Theories

Buy rem a Gun

One of the funniest / aggravating things whenever I see videos about people engaging with some form of media is them saying something along the lines of "so, this is just my theory but" And then proceed to list things that are explicitly stated in dialogue.

Alright, well no fourth day off work sadly 🤣

This is why I was looking for an invite

So how do you get an invite to deadlock?

Neutral news: I have found the type of coffee I can tolerate, maybe even grow to appreciate at some point. Bad news: IT'S FUCKING 400 CALORIES FOR A MODERATE SIZED CUP. (French vanilla with some hazelnut or chocolate caramel creamer)

3 days off because of snow lmao. No work tomorrow either.

how do I unsubscribe from the concept of "going to work"

While technically true, I think you might be intentionally lying through omission there a bit. This is why people don't like game journalists.

Well, for some positive news at least stop killing games passed verification!

Get an email that the agency is open tomorrow around 3:30 Did my confirmation calls as a courtesy to my clients Get another email at 7:50 that actually wait NVM we are closed. Need to call my clients at 8pm to cancel lmao.

One of the most annoying things that @support.blizzard.com does is lock features like extra bag space and putting notes into the group finder listing behind making my account LESS secure. SMS Protect is LESS SECURE than the Authenticator, but can be used to remove it.

The entire agency is closed for a snow day. Why the fuck am I getting Emails from a coworker about client referrals

Every time I'm in tirisfal glades (ONLY on classic wow) My monitor does this weird thing where there will be a line down the center of the screen where the colors are slightly different on either side. It makes me think my monitor is breaking, but it's only this one zone in this one game.

Unpopular opinion: if you plug two mice into the same computer you should get two cursors

My dad showing off his new heating system in the group chat lmao

Supposed to hit 0 tonight so I'm re-downloading my supplemental space heater

Remembering that the long-term forecasts that I saw in like October were predicting that they wouldn't be surprised to see more than one of these polar vortexes this winter.

That furry with abs and a fursuit in 2025

I was saving bad guys to watch with someone, and then we ended up never watching it so I still have never seen the first movie and now the second one is out lmao.

I averaged about 20GB of data on my phone each month in 2025 lmao

Yesterday I got a 20 oz coffee to try to keep me awake at about 4:00 p.m. I still passed out at 7:00 p.m. and slept until my alarm this morning. What is caffeine supposed to do, exactly? 🤣

They are once again giving us a 30min warning for the water being turned off. "We don't know how long it will be off" Maybe I should file a complaint after all 🤣

Got reminded of the Ranking of Kings OP 2 and if you haven't seen Ranking of Kings you should. Don't let the animation style mislead you into not watching it.

Who is gonna pole-dance in the Grimace Go-Go cage?

LMAO the last words of this guy who died in HC wow

I fucking hate furries

Laundry Day

Me sipping soy sauce

Post this to scare an Intel owner.

I think I might need new underwear 🤔

There's not enough homosexual beast men in anime. In fact I know of zero of them.

Salted butter got me like 🥵🥵🥵

I still can't hear that baldur's gate song without thinking "who's the bald capybara"

Drinking is bad It makes me hungy

POV: someone trying to convince you that Mastodon is actually quite simple really.

Ok I actually like this pic #irlnsfw

I called the Herr's Product Quality Concerns line and reached a nice lady. She listened to my whole little saga. She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!" I may never recover.

Your breeding may be recorded for quality assurance and training purposes.

Not into water sports But damn whenever I drink do I need to piss. Shame no one's ever nearby.

Pretty sure 3 hours without working toilets is "the office should have been closer per OSHA" but what do I know?