I love spending two hours a day on the toilet!

Being a evil scientist is hard

A story in three parts

"50% of consumer goods are purchased by 10% of people" Well that certainly sounds like a healthy and sustainable economy.

Microsoft shoots itself in its own leg: It also isn’t an Xbox because it can’t run games you bought for Xbox. It can only run games you bought for PC. And MS still rarely - if at all - sells you both versions in a nice package. Then I can also just buy Steam games, which beats MS hands down.

As president I will require all non-residential toilets to have a bidet

"just have insurance!" Lol

Bleh, mole on my head is suddenly swollen for some reason and man is it annoying. Of course it's right on the back of my head so it gets touched a lot 🙄

This is what you see in an episode of Sliders to show they haven't made it back to their Earth yet

Introducing the best, and most accurate, gift I have ever received! Anxiety? Check! Wolf? Check! Worryingly accurate colours? Check! Sheath and balls? CHECK!

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Tag: Corruption, Mind control

Him

Jesus fucking Christ siri such a useless piece of shit I hate iPhones so goddamn fucking much.

sorry to I'm Single post on a public forum but when will some guy or girl or whatever fall deeply in love with me with absolutely no effort on my part. also they should be rich and live within 30 miles of me and have a fursona that would look good next to my fursona

This is what the pay pros are trying to take from you

When you see a list of symptoms and you have like 80% of them and go hmmm 🤔 But don't have medical so it doesn't matter 🤣

They very clearly want to play both sides with this show. At the start they absolutely wanted it to be canon, but they backed off of it so hard it's very difficult to tell what is and isn't. Enjoyed the show, but they left it ambiguous and there's no way it wasn't intentional.

You know, the woman from the carpet cleaner advertisement The What

I feel blessed I found her in the wild

Spencer's furry T-shirts are Stolen Valor.

Belly upset and once again as they say i am “going on a third date” with “the pink panther”

Some people really fail to understand that all physical violence is inherently lethal violence. You are *always* risking your life.

Becoming increasingly closed off to people because I don't even have the time to finish the things that I want to do on my own, yet alone do things with other people.

Playing HTML tower defense because touching my computer makes me "look busy" Definitely more professional than reading a book 🙄🙄🙄

"telegram complies with federal laws" Yes, that is indeed how laws work. You do not want companies to just be able to arbitrarily pick and choose what laws they don't follow.

lucky dog

Broke: "Blizz is nerfing addons for a console release!!!" Woke: "Blizz is nerfing addons for handheld PCs" Bespoke: "Addons have gotten too good and made the game bad designing around them"

Oh, the new cooldown manager from alpha is in the game this patch. Guess I'll use remix to test out no addons. Shame the new boss timers/DPS meter isn't in yet, but the cooldown manager is the big one to see if I can drop elvui finally.

Wait you still can't do a poll here? What the fuck?

Expedition 33

Honestly if pugs are so braindead people are demanding you download a weakaura for normal/heroic fractillus, maybe the addon purge is good for their dementia prevention exercises. Literally the easiest boss in the raid.

Thank fuck, finally some good weather starting tomorrow.

Game Dev should go on strike and stop making video games. (So I have time to catch up on the games I want to play and new releases stop coming out)

please stop or i’ll cum

New mousemat feels very rough. Will need to see how it feels after a few hours.

Oh neat, it's a 3 paycheck month.

Gut is still acting up, so I guess I'll try just not eating today. Can't be a problem for work tomorrow if there is nothing in there (hopefully).

I just like to play with it sometimes 😚😚

You've eaten cow, you've eaten pig. But how about eating dragon? 🤔 #nsfw #furry #fursuit #murrsuit

Sora 2 is uhhh That's crazy

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

Small people with weak bloodlines: OH NO, the weakauras are all going to break :(((( Me, the gigachad: Never used weak auras to begin with, none of the addon changes are a big deal.

Straight up not having a good time right now! (On and off the toilet the last 2 hours)

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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

I was so confused for a sec