Gratuitous plug for my brother @cnrowan.bsky.social, who featured them in one of his novels (which tend to feature odd bits of history and mythology from SW France)

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

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"Hello. My name is Cassian Andor. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

#Bluesky #Booksky #UF #AHiddenWitchsSpellForMakingATinyGiantMighty Firstly, I LOVE this Gorgeous cover!! Bryar {Bry} Hawthorn buys a bookstore, inherits a House & shes a Witch! Evil unknowns want everything she owns! Oh, and there IS a Giant!! 5 stars!! Full Review in ALT TEXT @cnrowan.bsky.social

I can so relate this story to The Faraway Tree!!! Loved Enid Blyton and you've got every reason to be proud, this series is awesome!

My new series has completed today! Book 4 of the Broken Hotel for Magical Misfits is out now - A Hidden Witch's Spell For Saving Her Magical Misfits. Think the Magical Faraway Tree for adults and you won't go far wrong... 🪐 📚 💙

Today's interesting etymological discovery - Rose and rosemary come from entirely different linguistic roots. Pun intented. 📚 💙

#Bluesky #bookSky #Bookmail 💙I got my Kickstarter book~ 'Most Wanted An Urban Fantasy Collection' GORGEOUS!!! @gclatworthy-author.bsky.social @jilldolbeareauthor.bsky.social TJ Green @cnrowan.bsky.social @janna-ruth.com @cthomaslafollette.bsky.social | 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

What an incredible read 😍 A HIDDEN WITCH'S SPELL FOR SAVING HER MAGICAL MISFITS by CN ROWAN ARC read - release date 10th of September www.goodreads.com/review/show/... @cnrowan.bsky.social

This was BRILLIANT! @cnrowan.bsky.social ARC read, release date 13th of August www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

He gasped as the stars aligned. The message. Written in the stars themselves. "We have been trying to reach you about your extended warranty..." #writing

The dashing prince smiled rakishly as he swept her off her feet. The rest of the night passed in a blur. Mainly because she'd dropped her contact lenses. #writing

If the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence? Maybe your neighbour is secretly spraying your garden with pesticides. Just a thought. 💙

If someone is two sandwiches short of a picnic, does that make them a tasty snack?

"Pride comes before a fall, you know!" "Well, at least we now know that even a season is more considerate than you." #writing

He was a man mountain. Bits of him kept crumbling away and sliding off like scree, even when he was at his peak. #writing

When the day finished, she was head over heels. "Damn it, I told you we had to sort the bugs out before we tried human subjects again," he said, as he stroked his itchy mandibles. #writing

She had always had terrible taste in men. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑤𝑎𝑠ℎ she thought, as her fangs snicked back away and the rain washed his flavour down a swirling drain. #writing

"I've often been told I have a face only a mother could love." "Speaking as a parent? Might be aiming a bit high there..."

She was a dream made flesh. Meaning completely illogical, hazy around the edges, and with a worrying tendency of turning into your sixth grade teacher Mrs Krapopkin riding a hippo when your concentration wavered. #writing

Up until the 27th July, you can get A Hidden Witch's Spell For Making A Tiny Giant Mighty for just 99p or 99c! Discover what Heather G Harris Author called one of her "favourite reads of 2025" and readers are calling "gripping", "hilarious" and "unputdownable"! books2read.com/u/38wkJV

What I think is lovely about this world is there's a place for everyone. What I find more annoying is that so many of them haven't realised that place is "away from me". 💙

🥳 HAPPY RELEASE DAY CHRIS🥳 A HIDDEN WITCH'S SPELL FOR FREEING A CAPTIVE OLYMPIAN by CN ROWAN @cnrowan.bsky.social www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

For those who enjoy urban fantasy @cnrowan.bsky.social ‘s second book in the “ #BrokenHotelforMagicalMisfits ” is out now. #AHiddensWitchsSpellforFreeingaCaptiveOlympian is written for people who enjoy strong heroines, memorable magical characters with quirks, and found family. (4/5)

I almost panicked when, at my MRI, they called "Monsieur Bonhomme". I don't want to know what Paul might want to say to me...

Book 1 of 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬 is out - huzzah! You can pick up 𝐀 𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 right now, 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦-𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧-𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 📚

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#bluesky #booksky #UF #kickstarter #MostWanted @cnrowan.bsky.social @jilldolbeareauthor.bsky.social @gclatworthy-author.bsky.social @cthomaslafollette.bsky.social Jana Ruth TJ Green 🌟🖤🌟🖤🌟🖤🌟🖤🌟🖤🌟🖤🌟🖤 An Amazing Anthology Fully-funded Kickstarter with so many Stretch Goals met Already! 🖤🌟🖤🖤🌟🖤🖤🌟🖤🌟🖤🌟🖤

When you own a bookstore and love books. You just don't love selling them to customers. 📚 💙 #fantasy #author #newbook

She was the type of woman you'd walk a mile on hot coals to reach. Not because she was special. Just her habit of dropping hot coals behind her wherever she walked.

It's time! Bryar's adventures start officially today with 𝐀 𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡'𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞! 𝑰’𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈. 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒆...

What are words left unread but lost chances? "A Hidden Witch's Inheritance". Out 21st May 2025. 📚

A dream come true - or an inescapable twist of fate? Find out in "A Hidden Witch's Inheritance". Out 21st May 2025. 📚 🪐 💙 #fantasy #author

"Tell me, Ms. Loomer, who do you think is the most influential but underrated indie guitar band of the modern scene?"

If you're over on the Book of Face still, come join me in my 2 Year Author Career celebration with a live AMA and reading-slash-hangout in my reader's group C.N. Rowan's imPerfect imPs!

We were at Albi Cathedral with @jrowanbxl.bsky.social and this particular window stood out. The French king (zoom in for the Fleur de Lys) carrying the cross of St George. Anyone know - is it related to the Crusades? Or to the 100 Years War and claims of dominion over England? Any ideas?

Can we all agree that any website that makes you go through and slide off all the different "Legitimate Interest" cookies individually is going to be the first up against the digital wall when the revolution comes?

I am going to post obsessively about this masterpiece until you all give in and go and see it.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who put earphones and sunglasses on and instantly glide through the world like Matthew Broderick in the 80s. And those who immediately start moving with staccato jerks like they're being pulled by some mad puppeteer. I am not the former.

This is one of the most sensational films I've seen in the longest of times. Incredibly important too. If you have chance to see "Sinners" at the cinema, take it. Extraordinary such a film can still be made.

Ooh I've passed 1k followers on here! Thanks so much! So how about we celebrate with the cover reveal of book 1 of 'The Broken Hotel For Magical Misfits'? 'A Hidden Witch's Spell For Making A Tiny Giant Mighty' - out June 21st 2025 📚 🪐💙 #fantasy #writer #urbanfantasy #author

I can just imagine what it's like in the White House right now. People begging Trump to admit he got it wrong and him screaming at them that he can't - ever. Because it's the Emperor's New Clothes. The moment he's revealed to be fallible to his followers, the illusions will melt away like a dream.

For some reason I've had the lyrics to "Pearl Harbor Sucks (And I Miss You)" stuck in my head for days. Haven't seen the film in probably more than a decade.

Hey @theresthistory.bsky.social , any chance of a podcast on the history of tariffs? And why they've been completely abandoned as an economic tool?

A great cartoon by @tomgauld.bsky.social in the Guardian today

My son saying "As the saying goes - get an eye, lose an eye" makes me wonder which vicious criminals he's been hanging out with, learning sayings...

This is just astonishing. LLMs used to decide on the tariffs. Bonkers. Idiocracy of the highest order.

When your iron gets possessed by a goat. No spelling mistake made.