I put chapter one of this project up for critique in a new group on a whim and I’d say it’s going pretty well 🥹 Definitely needed this boost after a quiet few weeks in the trenches!

soooo excited to finally be mutuals with my favorite characters from the pirate, the princess, and john ((who are definitely, totally, undoubtedly 100% legit and not DM bots or trolls!)) haha jk! it’s a pitch event day, of course they are #UnhingedPit #YA #F #LGBT #amquerying

Thrilled to share this cover mockup for my ANNIHILATION x BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WIP—if it were a trendy booktok rom-com instead of a cosmic horromance 💅🏻 #UnhingedPit #SF #H #R #LGBT #WIP

Book 2 is unhinged to begin with. Talking cat people, ice volcanoes, thought-reading pixies, barista elves, and a whole beautiful fantasy world is transformed into something like Elden Ring as Death comes to reign over Aztaeron. All as a romcom. And I'm not even done yet! #UnhingedPit #WIP #R #SFF

A young woman inherits paintings from her dying grandmother, who admits to some dark truths as former lead psychiatrist at a sanatorium in the woods in Ontario. After reading this book, you won't look at oil paintings the same way ever again. #UnhingedPit #Q #A #PH #S #R

For #UnhingedPit I present: a selection of reviews from the fanfic version of my adult gay contemporary romance. Because it WAS a fanfiction first, with a great audience who’ve flooded my DMs for the last year asking about the novel release. ❤️ #A #Q #LGBT #R

🐝F*CK THIS MURDER🐝 🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets! 🏡 B&B 🐊 not so adorable pets! 🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love! 😵 dead bodies! 🍻 Biergarten! 👻🏚️ haunted hotel 🤢 food poisoning, 🌱poison oak, 🐝 bees! #Autism #disability #LGBTQIA #unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS @signeland.bsky.social

#UnhingedPit #A #RF ( #R & #F ) #W A Sylvan Tale Uprooted X The Little Red Hen X The Giving Tree (if the Giving Tree had a husband that mourned her death for 1,000 years) X Slathbog's Gold #OneHorse🐴 #OneBed 🛌 #AgeGapRomance She's 30, he's almost 4,000 #ImmortalFallsForMortal

🚨 ESCAPED FUGITIVES ALERT 🚨 3 high-risk fugitives vanished from Agency prison without a trace When: unknown All very powerful & dangerous If you think you see something, DO NOT ENGAGE. Report to your local Agency representative immediately #UnhingedPit #CS #YA #F #M #R #MH

AN EDUCATION x OLEANNA x YOU Please do not answer this personal ad from Dr. Gregory Shipp. I beg of you. He’s ridiculously handsome, overeducated, and will whisk you away to Cap D'Antibes, but please. Just say no and swipe left. (But swipe right on SURFACE TENSION!) #UnhingedPit #A #WIP #UP

#UnhingedPit #A #Thriller #Historical #LGBT #Spec #P Gladiatrix Daughter of War

Last of my #UnhingedPit posts! SWORD OF SHANNARA X SHADOW OF THE FOX Chuck Norris doesn't cry tears, he cries badgers. #YA #F #P #SelfPublished

I stole the baby Jesus from the chocolate nativity scene in the faculty lounge during winter break of my first year teaching. I believe in the separation of church and state. And in chocolate. It tasted stale and a little sacrilegious. I have no regrets. -from Teacher Haiku #Memoir #UnhingedPit

Midnight on Olympus #UnhingedPit #A #Historical #Thriller #LGBT #Q Tabloid

So the world's on fire and my main character fell down a hole in the dark and ended up in 1963 with his young granddad because his old one had Alzheimer's just like my dad. So yeah. #UnhingedPit #Q #MG #CON #ADV #F

Beyond the Gate #UnhingedPit #A #Thriller #Historical #Women's #Q

#UnhingedPit YOU’VE GOT MAIL X THE BACHELORETTE but make it fantasy starring a Polish-inspired princess and the (grave)stone mason turned contestant who’s the secret heir to her throne. #YA #Crossover #F #Q

Just add a collision on an icy sidewalk & a dislike at first sight & you're on your way into SUGAR & FROST #UnhingedPit #YA #F #Q #Fantasy #R

RESPITE Stranger Things x Silent Hill Or How to take care of a narcissist with dementia who was born, raised, and thrived in a cult. Based on a true story with fictional plotting to process the trauma (because nobody would believe the shit she said) #UnhingedPit #Q #A #NF #Memoir #autofiction

Another #unhingedpit Guess whose the MC >D #F #H #A #Q #W

Have you heard of "Lost in Space?" My book is NOT like that show, except the boy in my MG is lost in time and space through a portal to the Sixties where he spends time with his healthy Granddad, because the one at home is sick. And it is Canadian. #UnhingedPit #MG #CON #ADV #F

A History of Women in Piracy Life Under the Black Flag #UnhingedPit #A #NF #P #CS Meet some of history's most infamous sword-wielding women. Available now for pre-order at Pen and Sword, Amazon, etc

me: I wrote all the chapters of this book in reverse order; what could be more unhinged than THAT? also me: the MCs & the story? me again: true “Three years after her boyfriend started ghosting her, she✈️to the US to break up with him, get CLOSURE But he has other ideas obv” #UnhingedPit #NA #R

#amquerying THE UNMAKING OF A MUSE, draft 10. #UnhingedPitting draft 0. #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

If Emily Henry wrote Sweet Home Alabama and added a pig named Hank, you’d have CAN’T GET ENOUGH 🌾80,000 words 🌾Women’s fiction w humor and heart 🌾Strong sisterhood 🌾Unique setting you can visit IRL 14 full requests and 1 partial pending #A #Q #R #Southern #UnhingedPit

If a literary agent likes one of my #UnhingedPit posts I promise to write, sing & share another book song 🤣 📚🎶 In whatever genre they choose! #Fantasy #HistoricalFiction

It's #UnhingedPit, everyone! 🤪😵‍💫😂🫠 They tend to spring up with little warning.... 🫣 And you just gotta dive right in. Get loose, unhinge your creativity, and pitch your WIP or published project in ways that surprise yourself! We'd love to see (and repost) more #hopepunk, #solarpunk, and #CliFi 🌞🌱

Male fat positive is a big deal to me. That’s one of the reasons I wrote this 90s set #YA romcom. Think CLERKS written for Hallmark by Warren Miller. It’s not a memoir but it could’ve been. We need more male body shapes repped in YA lit! You don’t need great abs for skiing. #unhingedpit

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH X SAILOR MOON Pile on the pepper, 'cause it's about to get SPICY! 👀 #UnhingedPit #A #Q #Romantasy

Melody and Lyra share a body, until Lyra is kidnapped. Melody's entire existence is news to Annie (Lyra's girlfriend) and the existence of angels, especially one willing to kill and steal, is news to everyone. Surely a 3,000 mi road trip together will be fine. #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #QueryingSoon

Ooo! I almost missed #Unhingedpit! Here's a video for The Erstwhile Tyler Kyle that I made last time. 🤣 Book: books2read.com/u/boB9YL More ⬇️ #LBGT #H #A #P

✅ Agents ask fulls ✅ Agents compliment ✅ Agents unsure how to market Brave enough to try? “The 100‑Year‑Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared” + “The Midnight Library” with the magical flair of “Everything Everywhere All At Once.” #UnhingedPit #A #F #T #OWN

I had an affair with my art prof, but that's not what my story is about. On my 21st bday I'm due to discover my blood runs thick with curses, that I'm a beither witch. And who's destined to hunt down my inner dragon? If you guessed my soulmate, you'd be correct. #UnhingedPit #Q #NA #UF

CONGRATULATIONS!‼️ Mother Nature drafted you into the Bug War🐛🐜🐝 Your foe is the United States military-industrial complex🌎💣 Good luck and godspeed!🫡 🪲 Insect Whisperer 🍄 Mycoremediation 🎭 Anarchist Vision Quest 🧠 Brainwyrms & 🤖Androids & 👤Tulpas 🛣️ Road Trip 🤪 Descent into Madness! #UnhingedPit

BISEXUALITY AWARENESS DAY YOU SAY? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 📚F*CK THIS MURDER - a funny, foul-mouthed mystery, complete w/dead bodies, sabotaged pre-wedding jaunts (bad food, poison oak, BEES), rekindled romance & chaotic bi/pan energy #unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS #autism #Disabilty @signeland.bsky.social

While her fiancé impedes her murder investigation… Karis falls for a local man who shows her a well-kept secret... Vampires aren’t anything like what the “white myths” claim… And when she enters their world, she learns of DARK TRUTHS… #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #T #Q

THE GUILDED AGE #UnhingedPit #W #Dystopian #AG When four idiots and a chihuahua nearly dismantle the elaborate fantasy world you've spent decades crafting using lying and murder

It's happened before, long ago, in an event whispered about only as "The Crossing." 🌀 PORTALS 🔥 REVENGE & DECIET 🔀 INTERTWINING PLOTS 💣 MODERN DAY WITCH-HUNT 🪔 PSYCHICS & CLAIRVOYANTS What exists beyond the other side is more than just spirits… #UnhingedPit #Q #A #T #H

CHARACTERS: “Matilda” minus magic but with flooded eccentricity. SETTING: “Sideways Stories From Wayside School” thrusted into a mystery. STAKES: “The Westing Game” plus humor and a dash of suspense. Trust no adult…EVER. 🔥🔥🔥 #UnhingedPit #MG #Q #Mystery #Disabilities

What if I pitched... the UNWRITTEN PREQUEL INSTEAD😱 🌟Lucifer, the angel of light, knows rebellion. First, it was trolls, then imps. But now the nephilim dare attack? He will have to turn to an angel with a power so dark it nearly matches his own brilliance to save Hell.🌟 #Q #YA #F #UnhingedPit

Mad & Max: A Silicon Valley Romance #UnhingedPit #A #R #W 🔄 Total contemporary romance trope flip 📏She's taller ⌛️Older 👩‍💼More powerful 👩‍🎓More educated 💝She makes the first move 💌💐She sends him love letters and flowers Her company wants to acquire his company. Ethics demand they keep it professional.

Side effects of reading BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR: 🤣 Pants-peeing laughter 🤯 Plot-twist explosions 😵‍💫 Page-turning addiction 😏 Kvetching in Yiddish 🧐 Reflecting life choices One disastrous wish could shatter the world, but what about many? #UnhingedPit #A #F #T #OWN

#UnhingedPit From first class to only one island. In love with my asshole enemy. Pigs. Not me! Fuck... #LGBTQ #R #A

#unhingedpit #fantasy #a #f #lgbt Undead priest whose main skills is infidelity gets conscripted by his undying monarch. It's basically this song by Powerwolf

Have you ever seen the Bob’s Burgers episode Stand By Gene? Same idea but replace the two-butted goat with a crashed UFO then add in a megalomaniac billionaire, an exact duplicate of the kids neighborhood and some good old fashioned kids on bikes adventure all set in 1988. #MG #unhingedpit

#unhingedpit #ya #f #wip posey after she finally gets expelled from the american army academy for powerful witches, probably

"How are you so okay with this?" Ota demanded, turning accusingly to the hero. "You're the good one." Alder stuck out their lip and sat down cross-legged. They remained silent before meeting Ota's eyes. "Am I?" "Yes! You're the hero! I'm the villain." #UnhingedPit #NA #F #LGBT #Q

I don't know why I put up with this human & this satyr. I mean, sure, they provide yummy food and talented head scritches, but they keep getting into trouble. I even had to attack a minotaur once. I wish they would just stay in and watch the world from a windowsill like me. #UnhingedPit #a #r #lgbt

#unhingedpit I have three: first, a haunted home and lighthouse cut out of space and time consumes drunken fuckboys to torment a deathless specter and only grief cut the briars of the heart

Drop Dead Fred x Reality Bites, aka Sketchy Not-So-Imaginary Friends That Can't Ruin a Life You've Already Messed Up But Do Make a Convenient Scapegoat, So We're Calling It a Win. #A #Q #SPEC #UnhingedPit