Literary agents, if you’re still not over the Oscars like me and want a vampire book with similar vibes to Sinners (but sapphic) I am still #amquerying this book, check out my #agentsguide here! Would love to send you a query if you are interested!

Sinners didn’t win but it’s my Best Picture 💗

One last post for #Unhingedpit Angeline did no wrong 😤 Fun fact: I read like a 30 page research paper on arson during slavery to write this scene #Q #A #LGBT #F #H

#UnhingedPit My agent (some positive points from rejections) and I (comments my friends made) have banded together to give a review on my upcoming release (still need to find an agent first). #A #H #Q

For my finisher: graphic design violence! (And exclusively food quotes) #unhingedpit #A #W #R

#unhingedpit NO DEVIL is like THE SIXTH SENSE, except Cole has an older sister and it’s fucking Ruth Langmore from OZARK. “I don’t know shit about fuck” #A #H #Q #LGBT

My first ever #UnhingedPit post: If MARIONETTE were a tarot card spread. Interpret as you wish ☺️ #YA #Romantasy #Fantasy #AmQuerying

When you just keep tryimg to meditate the bad guys away, but they kill your dad and take your homemade jam #unhingedpit #hopepunk #clifi #comingsoon

#UnhingedPit Word has it some emails have been leaked but no one knows what they are supposed to be. Warning? Welcome? #A #H #Q

When Vee discovers a printed book for the first time in years (since it’s 2091 and screens have taken over The Human World due to deforestation and the enchanted garden she discovers is full of magical, vegan fae who don’t believe in killing trees). #UnhingedPit #Q #YA #F

I spent way too much time to bring you: SNAGGLETEETH characters as dogs #UnhingedPit #A #SF #LGBT #BIPOC #ND #Q

You know that thing, when you’re told that it’s just anx & dep your whole life, & then at 38 you get an ADHD diagnosis & to make sense of this you write a fantasy book about a witch who’s magic is secretly bound inside her in a world where difference is deadly? Anyone else? #unhingedpit enough 4 u?

It’s like if I Who Have Never Known Men was extremely queer with slow burn sapphic romance and the unbridling of women’s rage. #unhingedpit #A #lgbt #q #queerbooks #booksky #amquerying #theyearn 🌈📚

What if your SISTER invited your EX to her WEDDING. #unhingedpit #a #r

Lou Collins loves a list. But this isn’t the list she had in mind. #UnhingedPit #Q #A #R DEFINITELY NOT A BUCKET LIST Adult Contemporary Romance

This is Mr. Carrot. He plays the incredibly important, completely irreplaceable, heart wrenching role of CARROT in my #NA romantic fantasy/comedy, Another Quest. An unhinged story with carrots, Querying soon. #UnhingedPit #R #F #C #Q

What if my weird retro-futuristic fever dream of a book was a vibe? #UnhingedPit #A #SF #LGBT #BIPOC #ND #Q youtu.be/e6u1ysrW4-g?...

Brining back my Valentine’s Day posts for #Unhingedpit. Who doesn’t love clingy blood thirsty lesbians? #unhingedpit #Q #A #H #LGBT

Because it's easier to finish the assignment when you're pretending you're not in love with your partner and didn't sleep with her...right? #A #R #Q #UnhingedPit

It's 8:00 my time but time zones are crazy because in my book it's actually Christmas! Merry Christmas, everyone 🎄 🎅🔪 Santa Slayer should be ready to query soon, so hmu if you want to know more 👀 #unhingedpit #na #ya #horror #wip

Two more months until Siren's Last Song is released🧜🏽‍♀️🦪⏳ If you're in the mood for a Sapphic Tale (see what I did there??) 🔗in bio for more info 💖 #booksky

You 🫵 Worship 🐈‍⬛✨ Cat ➡️ God 🤲 Animal Abuser ➡️ Die ☠️ Everyone ➡️ Happy 😺🍾 #UnhingedPit #DF #H #F #W #DIS #POC

An #unhingedpit made entirely from song titles you say? Detailing all major plot points in your soon to be #querying witchy, romantic, fantasy book with an FMC riddled with adhd? Where bound magic is an allegory for late diagnosed neurodivergence? That’s what you want is it? I got you…

#UnhingedPit Welcome to Baker's Club where the only thing keeping the town afloat is the very same reason the population falls with one person per season. #A #H #Q

Idk guys, is he the asshole? #UnhingedPit #querying #f #r #lgbt

I'm done writing romances about people you'll actually like. Let's gather around to watch a trainwreck. #f #r #w #UnhingedPit

In honor of my comp, here are some Sinners memes🩸🧛🏾‍♀️. Includes: - murder of slave owners - down bad lesbians - revenge missions - black vampires with lots of rage - female rage #unhingedpit #Q #A #F #H #LGBT

Here's my #UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #W – that I've nicknamed the 'Plantomasy' Project – in vibes & pictures only! Boy meets girl: plants get in the way, with knitting, tango-dancing, annoying little sisters, troublesome relations & a pet house plant.

YES WE’RE LATE BUT IT’LL BE OK. THIS IS YOUR (less than) 24 HRS NOTICE #writingcommunity Feb 28th, 8am any time zone you want. Be free. Get unhinged. #UnhingedPit

QUEER FRANKENSTEIN RETELLING ✔️ Viktor Frankenstein + copious queer shame ✔️ The creation driven by trans rage ✔️ Dark medical academia/1890s vibes ✔️ Lush, gothic horror prose ✔️ ✨Choking✨ #WSPit #W #LGBT #A #H #Hi #Own (Art by the incredible ‪@ukstls.bsky.social‬)

My unhinged pitches for OUGHT TO BE THY ADAM: ‣ "Want to hate Viktor Frankenstein in a uniquely GAY way?" ‣ "Want to get angry on behalf of the monster in a TRANS way?" ‣ "Are you pissed off Henry Clerval wasn't in the del Toro movie and isn't a repressed BISEXUAL?" #WSPit #W #LGBT #A #H #Hi #Own

Six of Crows x Gravity Falls Alice wishes she wasn’t so curious, her family secrets should have stayed buried under the manor. Her only hope now is to outrun The Society following a map of riddles sputh, and trust a crew as clueless as her to break the curse in time. #wspit #q #f #q #nd

FABLEHAVEN x JANITORS 12yo Terrance thought Jr Rangers earned badges—not fought monsters. When a magical storm traps him in Zion and separates him from his family, he and Ranger Sam must face a world he was never meant to see before the canyon, and his family, are lost forever #WSpit #Q #MA #F #ND

THE UGLIEST MAN IN HOLLYWOOD: Forget grumpy/sunshine. Say hello to happy-go-lucky/ incapable of being anything but professional. This story is What’s Love Got to Do with It X the works of Olivia Dade X Notting Hill but older, queer, and Jewish. #WSPit #Q #A #R #LGBT #In #Dis #Own

THE BEAR AND THE NIGHTINGALE x THE BINDING Lilijana was never mad. The bog proved it—then it swallowed the woman she loved. Miles away, Rue’s brother travels to the bog with a knight, two men deemed expendable by a kingdom at war. #wspit #w #a #f #lgbt

“Then make me whole. Take away my anger and I’ll weather the shame with you. I am not your bride, not your monster. I ought to be thy Adam. 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆.” 𝔒𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔅𝔢 𝔗𝔥𝔶 𝔄𝔡𝔞𝔪 🏳️‍🌈 Queer Frankenstein retelling 🕰️ 1890s Germany 💀 Medical gothic body horror 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rage #WSPit #W #LGBT #A #H #Hi #Own

VAN HELSING x BRIDGERTON After the death of her brother, Sarah Linwood calls on her family's ancient ally, Lord Rufus. But she has no idea just how ancient Lord Rufus is. The Mistress of Rosehorn Hall: 🩸Vampires 🖤T4T Romance 💍Arranged marriage 🌶️Erotica #P #WSPit #A #Hi #M #R #2SLGBTQIA #In

THE RUTHLESS LADY'S GUIDE TO WIZARDRY x A RESTLESS TRUTH Featuring: -traveling while neurospicy -loving women in a feminist way/loving women in a gay way Venn Diagram overlap -"for you, I would" #WSPit #W #F #R #LGBT #ND

DR HORRIBLE x STARS & SMOKE x RENEGADES 🦸🏼‍♀️ Kickass shapeshifting heroine 🧑🏻‍🎤 Celebrity villain 🗣️ Unreliable narrators 💥 Superhero action 🖤 Obsessive love ✅ Jumping through League’s hoops 👫 Supportive BFF (maybe LI?) 🎤 Voicey POVs 🚪 Scooby Doo doors 😜 Hero & villain share a body? #WSPit #Q #YA #SF

Project Pirate Adventure WIP -3 PoVs -Caribbean Latine coded & queer -Adventure on the seas to find treasures to protect their home -Fighting against an empire that very much wants to bring them to heel #WSPIT #WSPITWIP #W #YA #F #LGBT

ROSE OF VERSAILLES ⚔️ LEGO BATMAN In the Stuart Restoration's wake, a fifteen-year-old noble returns home as the flashy, gallant son he's always known himself to be—only to discover what the manhood he's fought tooth and nail to inhabit really entails. #WSPit #W #YA(?) #Hi #Hu #LGBT

GODS of SKY and DUST Now on submission! A jaded treasure-hunter is offered a chance at personal redemption when he and a scholar-friend discover an ancient, sentient robot that may be key to unlocking the secrets of an ancient civilization. #WSPit #OS #A #SF #F Learn more: www.shannonrampe.com

Wouldst thou like: 🏳️‍⚧️Sexy trans grandpas? 🌿OP displays of nature magic? 🏳️‍🌈A sweet established young gay couple? 💀Messy grief feelings? ⛪Religious Trauma? 🌶️Open Door + Sexual Liberation? 😰SOUL-bending twists? Then thou shalt enjoy The Witch of Eden Hollow, a 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 fantasy romance #WSPit #W #A #F #R #LGBT

Thanks for hosting! #WSPit #agentguide Outcast Tallitha, unknowingly awakens ancient power within herself, in a failing land where Witchkind are outlawed. Betrayed and hunted she must reach safety whilst navigating wild magic, sparking passions & her own demons. #A #NA #F #DIS #ND #OWN

#WSPit #Q #A #F #R Who else is tired of pretty, petite, perfect princesses who know how to swing a sword with NO training? 👸 #BIPOC princess 👨‍🦯 #Disable blind MMC romantic interest 🛌🛖 #onebed at the shepherd's hut 🔥 #slowburn 🌶️ #spice 🔺 #lovetriangle between love and duty 💒 #HEA with wedding

OF STEEL AND SEALSKIN ⚔️🦭 After years of captivity, a selkie enters a marriage of convenience with a swordsman to reclaim her stolen sealskin ✨️dual pov romantasy ✨selkie bride ✨️mysterious swordsman ✨️marriage of convenience ✨️magic ✨️bachelor trials ✨️touch her/him and 💀 ✨️HEA #WSPit #W #A #R #F #BIPOC

THE COMPANY A dungeon-lit cozy fantasy adventure in the old school style! #WSPit #Ag #NA #A #F #R learn more: www.shannonrampe.com

▫️G R A Y L A N D S▫️ ⚔️fantasy adventure ✖️multi-POV 🥃failed chosen one 🏴‍☠️bungling outlaw 👿reluctant demon 🔪serial killer 🌲frontier setting ☄️prophecy gone wrong 💔dealing with trauma 🙏clinging to humanity 🩸destiny sucks #WSPit #P #A #F