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With the release of 3 different books that started as fanfic for *that* series, there's something I need to get off my chest, and I guess I'll do it as my official stance on the matter. A 🧵

#fucktrump #corruption

The world is going to shit but I have free sapphic audiobooks I'm willing to give away if you have audible. Hmu!

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE BREAKING NEWS! Corporate hell doesn’t end with life. It continues in the Afterlife! #A #F #UnhingedPit

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE AITA for needing to eat souls? I look like a cat I act like a cat I talk like a cat But… I am not a cat All I want is some souls to sustain me in my afterlife What’s so wrong about that? #A #F #UnhingedPit

🗨️It was supposed to be a practical joke, you know, the whole Viking revival thing. "Let's go Viking," someone suggested, "like in the old days." 💥And so they did. #UnhingedPit #SF #Q

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE AITA for loving that I’m called a god? And ruling over the guardians of souls in the Afterlife? Those sniveling guardians should be grateful that they're MY minions! What would they do with power anyway? Late stage capitalism, you say? Bah! #A #F #UnhingedPit

🩸 Symptoms of moonfever may include: • Unnatural strength • Heightened senses • Overwhelming thirst for blood • Prolonged visions of murder 💊 If you experience the voice of an eldritch, malevolent god urging you to kill, please consult a healthcare professional. #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

EVERY FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE SONG x LOOK BACK tfw you want to draw your mom but she decides she's fusing with the pond which btw is going to be dried out soon bc the owner doesn't want her in there #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #W

GIDEON THE NINTH x BUFFY SHE'S A VAMPIRE SLAYER WHO HAD TO DRAG THE VAMPIRE LADY WHO BIT HER ACROSS TWO COUNTRIES FOR A VAMPIRISM CURE, BUT THEY FELL INTO A CONFLICT BETWEEN WARRING FACTIONS & WAIT, DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE SEXY BLOOD DRINKING- #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

DESERT HEARTS x DYKETTE Tried of your hetero marriage & societal expectations? We recommend Hot Butch Hot Butch comes with: - sexual satisfaction - emotional support - surprising vulnerability Side effects include: - gay awakening in your 30s - questioning life choices #UnhingedPit #A #C #LGBT

@isabellaford.bsky.social heya idrk how to do dms in here but do you know what's happening with your agent? She was removed from cma 's website and her socials have been wiped

"I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain't give a b*tch a poison apple yet" is my favourite line

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

[straight woman trying to explain the ‘divine feminine’ to lesbians] butch: yeah i know all about divine femmes goth girl: my witch girlfriend is a priestess of freyja so I get it isekaid girl: woah did your girlfriend also carve her love for you into the fabric of reality after her apotheosis??

IRON WIDOW x SHADOW OF THE FOX 17yo warrior-nun mech-pilot Ryuko will stop at nothing to avenge her sister's murder at the hands of Nobunaga Oda #PosterPit #Q #F #YA 🌞Grumpy (her) x Sunshine 🗾Japanese-Inspired Setting 🦊Nerdy Kitsune Love Interest 🐺Former Feral Child, Not Royalty/Chosen One

SHARP OBJECTS x THE SHAPE OF WATER a young artist needs the perfect portrait for art college. her muse? her mother — but not only does she disappear to the local pond, she is also a nymph and has no intention to leave. #posterpit #posterpitq #spf #f #a

SHARP OBJECTS x THE SHAPE OF WATER a young artist needs the perfect portrait for art college. her muse? her mother — but not only does she disappear to the local pond, she is also a nymph and has no intention to leave. #queerpit #spf #mr #a

SOMETHING MORE x KOMI CANT COMMUNICATE When 16yo Lena Mei befriends an autistic polyglot to learn Mandarin, she doesn’t expect to fall in love or learn that she, too, is on the spectrum. #YA #R #QuestPit #W

YOU BETWEEN THE LINES x KATHERINE CENTER Looming budget cuts mean Jules’s dream job is in jeopardy before it's even begun. With each department set to lose one new teacher, she must compete with her annoyingly handsome rival to win her place—if she can avoid losing her heart. #QuestPit #W #A #R

ONE DARK WINDOW x NINTH HOUSE x NOSFERATU 🩸 When symptoms of a deadly disease w/ vampiric origins manifest on Ligeia Mortem’s 21st birthday, she joins BLOOD & DEATH, a secret society searching for the key to immortality—except to defy death, one must first pay with blood #questpit #a #df #ag

While honouring his uncle's dying wish to reunite four iconic drag activists, a young gay man learns dark truths about his adoptive mother. With her past set to impact his future, he must choose—his uncle’s legacy, his relationship, or the woman who raised him. #Questpit #OS #A

With her aging grandma visiting from China—maybe for the last time—16yo Lena Mei enlists an autistic polyglot for help learning Mandarin so she can speak to her. As their bond deepens, she overcomes speech problems and questions whether she is autistic too. #YA #R #QuestPit #W

Selectively mute 16yo Lena Mei wants to read a Chinese poem to honour her late mother, but she can’t read it. A charming autistic polyglot offers to help—not only with her speech but also in discovering love and her own autism. #YA #R #QuestPit #W

Gt9 x THE UNBROKEN To earn her freedom, Calliope — a bodyguard with shadow magic — agrees to find out who is trying to kill her childhood nemesis, Prince Valentina Aurelia. Now the two have to rebuild their trust after the tragedy that drove them apart or lose their lives. #QuestPit #W #F #A #LGBT

Proudly presenting the #agentsguide to my YA horror novel! Chaotic sapphic werewolf cowgirls search for cursed treasure in the wild west. There’s mysterious disappearances, dynamite, & grave robbing. Things get really spooky & really gay. This book was a runner up for #RevPit! #agentguide #litagents

When querying, I recommend sending what's requested rather than a URL where the pro can theoretically go to view your work. If you're not willing to enter your query letter and chapters, why ask the agent to do the work to seek them out?

Literary agents, I beg you: don’t advise writers that they need to pay $$$$ to make it in traditional publishing. A dev edit is valuable for self pub, but should not be a barrier of entry for a querying writer who may not have the means. CP/beta feedback (which is free) can go a long way!

Lovely friends, I need your help. If you can, please like and share this so it may reach the people it needs to. Last night my dear friend's loved one, Lupe, called 911 after being hit by her drunk boyfriend. This is not the first time this has happened. What followed landed her in ICE custody. 1/?

“Secret police” are your words, not mine. Seems like you’ve been giving them a lot of thought. Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too. What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.

It's helpful/important to understand the point of all of this is to produce enemies, i.e. convince the public that immigrants and their defenders are to be feared, despised, and marginalized. 1/2

introducing the agent’s guide to: ⤜ THESE WISHLESS SOULS ⤛ 🌙 North African myths 🌊 a sentient lake 💀 soul-starved ghouls ❄️ a flesh-eating frost ⚔️ a little heresy #YA #F #Q #questpit #agentsguide #amquerying

How to make real stardust! 💫 💖 1: find someone descended from crashed stars 2: be someone with the power to manipulate stardust 3: shred it from their veins 4: bury the body 5: enjoy! Bright enough to light a crater! Swallow to gain infinite power :) #UnhingedPit #YA #F #WIP

not a lot of people know that the main character in my Norse-inspired YA Fantasy is a board-certified master of poetry 🤌🪶📜 #unhingedpit #YA #F #Q

In which Esther realizes she is the reason god stays in heaven 👻🍆 #unhingedpit #A #R

Can any other writers identify with this? #WritingCommunity

THE CITY OF DRAGON GLASS is... 4 parts bisexual panic 2 parts dragons 1 part desperate con 2 parts treasure hunt 3 parts mystery #unhingedpit #F #Q

Who's gonna tell em...this dysfunctional, neurodivergent, disabled ensemble cast is convinced that the earth is in the center of the solar system bc they live in a setting inspired by Golden Age Islamic Astronomy... #UnhingedPit #YA #Fantasy #WIP

WANTED: peasant girl who eats rocks instead of metal for magic powers like that one mistborn girl and likes to go barefoot like toph. If spotted, say you know where her friend is and she’ll follow you even though the friend is a toxic parasite. #Unhingedpit #YA #F

Is your old Delinquent Jock no longer solving mysteries like he's supposed to? Upgrade today to receive bonus Runaway Girl + Football Team Members! 🌲🏈 100% APR (A Paranormal Rescue) Great for off-roading through forests that might bite Capable of outrunning evil (probably) #unhingedpit #YA #WIP

CITY OF BRASS x the Scorpion & the Night Blossom A girl with dormant magic infiltrates a gilded empire to save her best friend—only to uncover a court built on ancient blood oaths, the boy she once mourned, and a lost heiress no one wants found. #questpit #wip

PRIDE & PREJUDICE X THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR A cryptographer must time travel to reverse her ruined reputation and get her fiancé back—but when she meets a handsome spy, she wonders if finding love in the past is worth the risk. #QuestPit #Q #YA #F #HR

#QuestPit #W #F #agentguide #agentsguide THE FAMILIAR x CRIMSON ROAD introducing my whimsical steampunk gothic fantasy 🥀🕯️🫀🕷️🕰️ in which: An impoverished enchantress subjects herself to the prince's service to keep her forbidden magic a secret.