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a fucked up fact about resident evil: every single "title growl" was recorded during one session in 1995. they have a thirty year old recording of Ward E. Sexton yelling "RESIDENT EVIL... NINE!" that will almost certainly not be used in the actual resident evil nine. we persist in a doomed world

an old idea from feed the astronaut: gradually appearing posters with cowboy shenanigans for a fake movie called THE BRADLEY GANG'S LOCOMOTIVE ROBBERY. you would eventually get to watch a snippet only to discover that it’s just a really upsetting story about a man trapped in an ever-expanding forest

cool shit goin' on

fun disco elysium things: this casual encyclopedia comment revealing the existence of a summit twice the height of mount everest

haven't launched this in a few years and fuck off lol

The demo for our puzzle game AntiMatcher is out!! You can get it on Steam, or play it in your browser on itch! Yes, even on your phone/tablet! Steam version: store.steampowered.com/app/4336520/... Browser version: legigo.itch.io/antimatcher #wishlistwednesday #indiegame #gamedev

thinkin' about Shroomie, the hidden sea monster in Uru you can rarely see swimming out in the mushroom age... we love Shroomie

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

i had a legendary youtube recommendations pull a few weeks ago and I have to make sure as many people know about it as possible youtu.be/i37HIOMhXok

trying to evoke hl1 in all its cartoonishness

still working on cool stuff with @joewintergreen.com and @gmad.bsky.social ("cool stuff" means "stocking shelves")

you can do your part for the video game industry by buying this one in particular

i like this bit in arkham knight where batman finds 24 matches in the missing persons database with the query "dude with glass eye bitten by shark"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

playing reanimal makes it even funnier that namco was like "here is a little nightmares 3 by a different studio :) the official new entry in the franchise developed by a team with none of the institutional knowledge or talent you gain by making the two previous little nightmares games :) :)"

intense jedi duels today!!!

having now finished the nolan trilogy of batman films i am mostly gobsmacked that like. one of them is any good? and it’s the middle one?? what an unusual project

vholume's environment design is kind of incredible.

few alien designs bring as consistent a smile to my face as a Pierson’s Puppeteer

the modern evils of Computer make this stuff seem petty, but i hate that shit where desktops and phones are trying to show you old photos you took. do not command me to "Look back on the memories!" you upstart machine motherfucker

i've been watching nolan's batman movies, somehow for the very first time, and my major takeaway is that most attempts to do this type of adaptation have missed the point: the "serious" frank miller image of the character is only good if all the outlandish batman shit eventually happens around it

when gmad puts out the call for these i feel like she tends to attach a pretty average showcase, so i want to make it clear that her range is massive. here are some minor examples of her work picked basically at random. i cannot overstate what an insane bargain you're getting here

i've never been able to stop reading Batman: TAS as Batman: Tool-Assisted Speedrun

check it out, 3D model commissions for VRChat and any game you want! go to gmadcomms.carrd.co for more info and DM me if interested! #lowpoly #3dart #commissions #vrchat

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

gmad is really good at all this stuff. higher fidelity stuff than this too. have a look at the website

those compelled or curious enough to visit foreign lands may now play some PHARMAKOS... have a nice trip! howling-stars.itch.io/pharmakos

those compelled or curious enough to visit foreign lands may now play some PHARMAKOS... have a nice trip! howling-stars.itch.io/pharmakos

green is the funniest color

gmad does great work!! if you want a good low poly model you should hire gmad, i love my commission i got from her

it may surprise you to learn that i endorse the quality of this anonymous stranger's work

can verify that Gmad does fantastic work, 200$ is a hell of a bargain!

gmad is talented as fuck and yall should comm her. I know a follower or two was considering a low poly avatar at some point

Opening up 3D commissions again. If you need a low poly model or animations, DM me! $200 per model, varying with complexity. #3dart #lowpoly

lousy w/ keeping people in the loop but an fyi that we'll be releasing a small chunk of videogame in a few days, prob right at the beginning of february. it's a lil portion of our ongoing project, Pharmakos, which we're submitting as an entry to a friend's game jam; fans of weird stuff may enjoy it

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

every great sci-fi author who writes about the future has one fictional concept they insist is forthcoming in reality. i’m happy to learn that for gene wolfe this was “horses genetically engineered to run at 150 kilometres per hour”

every few months i am alerted to some wondrous aerial phenomenon supposedly playing out directly above where i live: blood moon, aurora borealis, the sky raining money. but always when i walk outside there is nothing. i want to find whoever is perpetrating these vile crimes and hang them

Doodle

a random thing i don't enjoy thinking about is that i'll soon be older than the oldest living dog

carmack is such an incredibly stupid guy. i used to think he was a genius at one thing and dumb as rocks at everything else, but i now realise he was only ever a garden variety fuckwit with the luxury of spending immense amounts of time on his interests and the vacuousness to hold only one at a time

I've just released the newest update to my Unreal Engine level editor called Scythe. Here's what's new... 🧵

vores in quake are the most salvaged enemy in a shooter: sorta whatever in vanilla but made universally compelling by fans deciding that killing one should give the explosive balls way looser tracking

i love how even if a google doc is written to call somebody out for literal murder it will still be 70% petty grievance shit. rules of the format

barney when i shake a bag of barney treats