Ah yes this must be the famous originalism I've heard so much about

Instead of ending the constitution and murdering people, we could have high speed trains and universal health care.

Just wanted to watch a chill British quiz show and got a horrifying jump scare @rooster.info

People posting things along the lines of "I knew it" or "I told you so" about the events of the last week. I don't know if you're aware, but this rhetoric makes you seem like you're excited bad things are happening because it means you're right. It's not kind, and it's not helpful

Not true. Some of us won the spinoff no one watched where you don't have to know the nerd shit.

Brooklyn Bagel iced coffee hell yeah my guy

Literally no one has it harder than Ohio State football fans

top notch mascottin'

.....with the kickoff rule

I remember falling apart on the phone with my mom a year ago talking about the mayoral election because I believed my only options were going to be Eric Adams and Andrew Cuomo. That there is something in politics that has *improved* in the last 12 months gives me hope like nothing else has

Man I'm such a homer for my neighborhood of Astoria, Queens seeing Layali Beirut brought a tear to my eye

To describe Mamdani's campaign as "laced with antisemitism" while not addressing the in your face gutter racism Cuomo's been using down the stretch gives the game away really.

"All of it, in the end, becomes a question of what you will settle for, and how much you are willing to bear in exchange for a chance at making things less unbearable."

People who live in cities are Real Americans. This beautiful way of life is just as sacred as the homestead. It's worth protecting. It's worth preserving.

Trivia Team Name: Zohran Mamdani's ASMR Pronunciation of "New Yorkers"

They really weren't. Signed, the former vice president of the Ohio State college Republicans (sorry)

Reading pop culture bullshit through a legal translation filter is my heroin storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I've been recognized exactly twice from Jeopardy and it was a fun and thrilling experience that I imagine wears out its welcome very quickly.

smart of the Lions to allow Jake Browning to look "resourceful" and "gritty" during that drive so that the Bengals will leave Jake Browning in for the second half

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

I unfortunately see this getting a lot of use in my group chats

I think once you realize most people have opinions based on vibes and then backfill arguments they think are acceptable to justify those opinions, you understand the current political landscape

Silksong release! Hades II upcoming! And I'm over here just like

I can appreciate the tactics Gavin Newsom is using, hope more Dems adopt that approach, not want him to hold any more higher office, and believe we still have three years to go before a presidential election all at the same time

Lifetime's "too young to be a dad" was part of my health class curriculum in 7th grade. Made me a very early Paul Dano fan pre - Little Miss Sunshine

All of this would've gone away if he were just wearing a "Not my porn" shirt

Lawyers who litigate against individuals with stalking histories and histories of extremely violent conduct against any opposition are required to do so under their names, even at great personal risk. So yeah, this sucks.

Lord I've seen what you can do for others

Zohran Mamdani is 2025's Chappell Roan

Let your core audience stomach that, then tell em where you get your abs from

The subway fear mongering was only ever for people who don't actually take the trains

So who's going to get Zohran's $2300/mo rent stabilized Astoria apartment when he moves to Gracie Mansion 👀

Between Mamdani and AOC it's time for the Dem establishment to recognize the neighborhood of Astoria, Queens as the future of the party

I love this corny ass man

Do they give the Love Island contestants current events updates or

"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."

Cuomo's coming from Westchester so it'll be a bit before he can get there

Got asked to sit at a different table at a restaurant because we were at a good table and the manager wanted to give it to Neil Patrick Harris instead

I'm telling myself I'm dabbing ironically but let's be real it's genuine now

If Lander actually stood a chance to win, the NYT wouldn't be running this piece.

Bluesky should run on what I call the “Run The Jewels” philosophy, where we create a space for everyone to talk about social problems and the deep pain of bigotry but it’s also fine 15 seconds later to see a post about Shark Tank or your dick being awarded a Michelin Star

Yes, two equally disqualifying traits

You ever have a paper book and read a line that you just know is highlighted in the Kindle version?

I love my big dumb trophy I won with my friends for watching too much TV