Where you falling in regards to me?

See yall in 2027!

Getting laid off right after interviewing for a new job.

Fuck I wish we were at Cap

My workday so far: Answered emails. Finished some tickets. Diapered myself in a fluffed pink mega max. Locked my cock in a baby cobra cage. Attended a quarterly data quality meeting. Manager 1 on 1’s while buzzing my wet caged diaper.

Ask away kiddos!! Anything you want to know! ngl.link/lilalphakodak

When your partner is asleep, you need a fresh diaper so you have to do it yourself.

I’m high as fuck and padded heavy. Ask me anything!!

Woke up leaking at 2am! This is the fullest diaper I’ve ever worn and I’m so 🥵🥵🥴🥴 Who’s gonna come change/hump my cub butt

Little characters be like: “Hi There. Welcome to Big Diaper Friday! You’re never gonna believe how full this diaper can get.”

Two big burly diapered dads laid out in bed and cuddling And in between them is a diapered little who’s getting to be sandwiched between the dads

Really need a daddy or big bro to take control of this diaper pup.

Only thing growing around here is that diaper! Let’s get him on the changing table! @lilprincepatch.bsky.social

Anyone play Diablo II? My warlock needs pals!

I propose a new job at CAPCON. Everyone get a special consent sticker to opt-in for on their badges and there's a group of wandering 'sheriffs' doing checks for leaks for those who opt in. Deep southern accent, "Hold on there little fella." *thorough diaper checks* "Your clear to go. Toddle On"

Does any company sell polo or sweater onesies like the tykables used to make? Need some work onesies!

Celebrate BDF. Just as the padded gods intended.

🫨Diaper Divots🤤 Do you want Diaper Divots... because this is how you get Diaper Divots! 😉 On the plus side... Mister Buzzy’s magic is creating the perfect snoofing trench for @cubbycustardblue.bsky.social!

I’m in between meetings. Time for a check. Maybe some car rubs. . .

Who wants some big dog cuddles and diaper rubs? Cause I’m padded at work and horny as a motherfucker!

2026 can fuck right off. . .

35!

“This quarter, Pets are down 20% and supplemental treats down 60%. Now I know I’m an overweight cat who claws when you try to pet me but these dips to your KPI’s are entirely UNACCEPTABLE. I’m putting you on a performance plan and 10 week cat servitude course to get you back on track.”

Happy Padded New Years ya filthy animals.

@pupxjace.bsky.social diaper change abilities are a 10/10.

*DL big bro half taped up when his (supposed to be napping) lil bro walks in* Tell dad about this and you’re dead meat.

If a profile is no name, no pic, no description, no posts. Then it’s block time!

100% THIS FULL FUCKING STOP

Thanksgiving leftovers had a different use this year.

I LOVE meeting new people and chatting. But for the love of God starting off asking me to send you my diaper in the mail is a bit much. Well. . . If you’re covering shipping I suppose. . .

It’s moshin’ time!!

I’m like SpongeBob looking at these retro looking Nikons. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I DEFINITELY don’t need it. … …

Only real OG’s will know.

The Louvre robbers have a chance to do something hysterical on Antiques Roadshow.

Me and Who?

Diapers + Gaming are what god intended. Battlefield 6 release weekend and I don't even need to get up to pee.

New hobby. Go to republican gatherings. Get photos of every homophobic shit bag on grindr and sniffles then out them like they’ve been doing to queer and left leaning folks. Fight fire with dick pics.

Me: Your punishment is to write lines! Brat: Ooooh so scary! Me: 150 lines of things you love about yourself. Brat: Wait. . .

Listen bro, me and the boys have been talking, and we really feel like you should be back in diapers. Next time we all get together, you need to either show up in a diaper or show up prepared to be put in one. We're gonna watch some vids on how to change a baby so you don't stay wet too long.

Poor tyke ❤️🐶 @pakun.bsky.social

For everyone wanting the video of @lilprincepatch.bsky.social waddling around the wine aisle 🤭

He’s got that swagger. More like that WADDLE!! @lilprincepatch.bsky.social browsing the adult juice aisle.

The last 60 Minutes of The Return of the King are just "Oh you think you're done crying? THINK AGAIN!" on repeat.

If you eat a d20. You become a really slow dice tower.

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

My petition to @abuniverse.com for my burrowing owl friends as the next peekabu mascot. They’re made for it.

Which is better? #chastity #strapon #nsfw #gay

My MAGA relative was bemoaning that nobody ever has patriotic art in their home anymore. She wasn't please when I showed her what I ordered to rectify that.

When you sniff your handler’s crotch at the wrong party and now your invite to game night has been revoked. #GoodBoyGoneBad

When you wear three stuffers for confidence but forgot you have to climb stairs and now you're stuck at the bottom like a beached whale in footie pajamas. #TooThiccToFunction