New hobby. Go to republican gatherings. Get photos of every homophobic shit bag on grindr and sniffles then out them like they’ve been doing to queer and left leaning folks. Fight fire with dick pics.

Me: Your punishment is to write lines! Brat: Ooooh so scary! Me: 150 lines of things you love about yourself. Brat: Wait. . .

Listen bro, me and the boys have been talking, and we really feel like you should be back in diapers. Next time we all get together, you need to either show up in a diaper or show up prepared to be put in one. We're gonna watch some vids on how to change a baby so you don't stay wet too long.

Poor tyke ❤️🐶 @pakun.bsky.social

For everyone wanting the video of @lilprincepatch.bsky.social waddling around the wine aisle 🤭

He’s got that swagger. More like that WADDLE!! @lilprincepatch.bsky.social browsing the adult juice aisle.

The last 60 Minutes of The Return of the King are just "Oh you think you're done crying? THINK AGAIN!" on repeat.

If you eat a d20. You become a really slow dice tower.

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

My petition to @abuniverse.com for my burrowing owl friends as the next peekabu mascot. They’re made for it.

Which is better? #chastity #strapon #nsfw #gay

My MAGA relative was bemoaning that nobody ever has patriotic art in their home anymore. She wasn't please when I showed her what I ordered to rectify that.

When you sniff your handler’s crotch at the wrong party and now your invite to game night has been revoked. #GoodBoyGoneBad

When you wear three stuffers for confidence but forgot you have to climb stairs and now you're stuck at the bottom like a beached whale in footie pajamas. #TooThiccToFunction

When your sub insists they can fit in the suitcase for the kidnapping roleplay and now TSA has questions. #BDSMTravelTips

ABDL Shakespeare. “To blort or not to blort. Is that even a question?!”

And last one I did few days ago

Arachnophobia on Turner Classic Movies has scarred me and made me fearful of spiders for life!

I need a babysitter.

When you're doing pony play with a friend and they roll their ankle so you have to put them down. #JustHorseThings

I have the best friends. I had a super bad low blood sugar after a photo shoot and @pupxjace.bsky.social and @lilprincepatch.bsky.social took good care of me and helped me recover. T1D always feels burdensome so I definitely teared up. 🥹

When you have a great month at work, you get a treat.

skeb comm Sleepover accident

perhaps no pride flag is more mocked & derided than the gay men's flag, the so-called "toothpaste flag". it was created by a disabled trans man in 2019, an iteration on a 2010s design from Russia. isnt it possible that Russia, with its attacks on gay men specifically, would have need of such a flag?

"Am I being detained?" "I'm just checking your diaper squirt." "I do not consent to this search..." "Well you're stinky, so you're going in the bath." "I want a lawyer! You don't have a warrant" The grown-up picks you up as you flail "YOU CANT DO THIS, I KNOW MY RIGHTS" #goodboyfics #abdl

Asking ChatGPT to turn my dog into a Pokémon. Nailed it!!

Fight the Empire.

Still shopping for artists for my official character sheet but here is what I’ve got for Kodak so far after weeks of tweaking AI. Owlbear fursona I’ve been making for months.

Reposting an oldie, Do I need to get back into drawing??

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

Held a full committee meeting with his stuffies to pick a onesie... 20 options and 2 diaper changes later, the great onesie debate ended in a landslide victory... for the blankie... Well when the blanket is onesie themed it's hard to blame him. Happy anniversary @onesiesdownunder.com !

New spot for my work from home manager. Always looking over my shoulder.

Dandelions are unsettling creations.

The year gap between 2025 and 1990 is the same as 1990 and 1955. Enjoy your day! 🙃

“Hey Kodak wanna hang out?” How you’ll be hanging out if I get my hands on you.

I’m the type of guy I call everyone hon. I hug. I will always check for padding and drag brats by the ear to the changing table. Now cmon hon. Let’s get those stupid boxers off you.

This! This! 1,000,000x this!!!!

Snoofing mine and @fcoj.bsky.social diapers we put on @koreanbabyboi.bsky.social sure do get dis puppy all huffy 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Magic: the Gathering is my all time favorite game and middle activity.

Good morning kiddos. Who’s gonna get in there and help big bro out?

oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones

Someone’s having a bit of a tough time in the locker room 😞 For @bigbadborc.bsky.social and @skunkedmyself on Twitter!

Hop up champ and I'll get you buckled in. Then we can get you changed out of that soggy diaper!

Happy Mother’s Day to all my inbox Bot Moms. Work it ladies!!

Gay hookup app for diaper loving guys. Call it Snoofies

Being -made- to cum in my diaper is definitely huffy. With an audience, even huffier - especially if it's treated as a casual everyday occurrence while the party continues, and if I have to help help in making stickies.

Face your fear as a diaper boy. Install the new potty monster! 🚽@lilprincepatch.bsky.social

As a related note: if you start in with the "no kink at pride" nonsense this year, I will block you instantly. No "but the kids" bullshit. No "I don't consent to seeing" bullshit. Shut the fuck up and keep your whining to yourself. The cishets aren't going to pick you.

Me and who??!!