Remember: Locktober is only 31 days...unless you haven't been a good boy. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

You never know what you'll find in the bargain bin. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Son, dear son...I know it's fun, but this one's done...need a fresh one. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Imagination opens amazing rabbit holes! Try it at home! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Regression is time travel, and you're a Baby Genius for discovering it. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

A true cowboy doesn't just wear the hat. He lives the life. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Don't worry...beach happy! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Never ask a Scotsman what's underneath. Just invite him to a picnic on a windy day. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

This is madness? THESE...ARE...SPARTIES!!! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

It's a simple fact: you can't stay wet if you don't stay hydrated. Drink as though your inventory depends on it! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Diaper buds are the best buds. Fight me. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Time to let go, little buddy. You'll never wear those again. Besides, you're cuter in pastels. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Deadpool said it best. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Baby's balloon falled-ed down go boom-boom. He no care. Daddy come fix. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

This is why you wear protective pants...and leave them behind in the trash. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Yes, that's ice cream...LEFTOVER ice cream. In other words, BREAKFAST. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Sometimes the price of creativity is a hard spanking. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Paradise is being able to switch off your adult brain for a while and just play. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Note: This riddle won't work if you saturate your pants until they stop drying. Just say NO to leakage! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Baby Yoda has visions of sugarplums dancing in his head. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Let's face it...most of y'all are little pissers. And you don't have to be asleep to do it. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Daddy's Little First Mate has a question. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Reminder: Elephants are clever, but they don't live in your back yard. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Acceptable Answers for this riddle are endless, as varied as the names you all give your bears. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way.)

Some people say, "Compliments to the chef." Others don't have to say a word. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Are you ABDL? Take this short quiz to find out! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

If chastity keeps you awake at night, just remember it's only for 31 days...if you're lucky. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Here's a riddle...and an important life lesson. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Here's a riddle...and no, the answer's not Baby Shark. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

With the right planning, you can make rest stops obsolete. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Cupid has needs, too. The holiday's not all about you. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

This kind of misbehavior is why big babies need baby bottles. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Time off work is YOUR time. Spend it wisely. Or foolishly. Whatever you like. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Never gonna give you up. Never going to bring you down. I'm serious. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

You asked for it. May as well enjoy it. LOL vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

All my favorite stories have a happy ending (of one kind or another). vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

How the hell did Dumbledore's mirror end up at Walmart? Be careful...it can be very persuasive. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink)

Remember: Baby New Year is born at midnight, but he's still a baby all of January 1st. It's the law. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Vangoo wishes you happy times with friends this holiday season. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Santa can easily change your status from NICE to NAUGHTY. Don't test him. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Not many occasions for acceptable public diaper exposure. Here's one! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

It's the season for Santa Baby! Here are four of my altered images from 2022.

You can't win at competitive shopping this holiday season without your heavy duty shopping pants. Stock up! vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

Everyone crawls before they learn to waddle, little man. LOL vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.

Remember: you are your own person. Unless you've handed the reins to someone else. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.

Group Five of the DAMMIT series, 2014-2024. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.

Group Four of the DAMMIT series, 2014-2024. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.

Group Three of the DAMMIT series, 2014-2024. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.

Group Two of the DAMMIT series, 2014-2024. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.

Group One of the DAMMIT series, 2014-2024. vincentvangoo.tumblr.com (These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.