Day 36 Nobody gives a shit at work anymore. Hardly anyone is showing up, and barely any work is getting done. They offer us overtime and we laugh. Friday is gonna be another $0 paycheck. Mental is rough, so I think I'm gonna take a six-day weekend for veteran's day, starting now.

I've achieved my 225lb bench press. 😎

FWA ROOM GET

The amount of people that grew up without ever learning how to clean windows or use a squeegee blows my mind.

Day 29 Giving new names to the workdays so we feel a little better. Kiss my ass Monday Tell someone who gives a shit Tuesday Where's my money? Wednesday That's not my problem Thursday Furlough Friday (We're not coming in)

Day 28 of working without pay, and the cracks are starting to show. Morale is really low around here, and motivation is even lower. Conversations are getting pretty dark. People aren't showing up as often. I'm managing alright, but I worry for some of my coworkers.

"I want to be an astronaut" was just an easier way of saying that you wanted to wear the astronaut diapers.

CW: Messy How to defeat the boss:

Kurz isn't always big, and when he's not, he- Oh, no. Art by @subdivisionsart.bsky.social and @itchynet.bsky.social

Oh, duh, I get it now. They're literally gamer pants. And the last horse crosses the line, folks.

Dear gym attendant, Please stop vacuuming near me. I'm trying to fart. Thank you

Any friends in Seattle that enjoy EDM/dance music and want to catch a show next Saturday?

So, I'm down 21lbs on the scale. I'm also on creatine, and with lean muscle gain as well, I've probably lost around 25lbs of just fat so far. The process works!

I'm really not thrilled about the government playing games with my fucking paycheck. Let people have their already barely affordable healthcare, give me my money, and fuck off.

Registration, hotel, and flights are all booked for NFC. Going back to Sweden next year with a little extra time in Denmark 👀

Oh dang, I just watched the launch trailer for @gopretendagain.bsky.social That was... Impressive. Really impressive.

The true test of top or bottom

AND I'M NOT DONE GYM POSTING, BECAUSE I JUST LOCKED OUT A NEW DEADLIFT PR @ 275 LET'S HECKIN GOOOO

Tiddie

I post about my fitness stuff a lot because it keeps me motivated, and helps me to hold myself accountable. If I gave up, I'd have to look back at all the progress I'd made and wonder how I fell off the horse.

Down one more notch on the belt! One more to go, and I'm gonna need a new belt. Probably new pants, too.

It's important to lift up your friends. Sometimes literally. Yote uppies: @oatmealtrick.bsky.social

The sun rises on a new day, and I'm feeling a lot better. The sadness is gone, and now I just have good memories to think back on. So here's my ass

This house is so quiet. I'm home now. I miss you guys.

How y'all be lookin

Don't forget to dust your countertops and tip housekeeping

Every flight is a red-eye flight today because of all the sobbing babies.

Sunday wisdom: "If you don't think farts are funny, there's going to be a lot less humor in your life, but the same amount of farts."

The guy outside grilling is dousing the charcoal in lighter fluid and I'm about to mcfucking lose it

This easily took the slot for my favorite event at any con to date. Great work, everyone!

Even though I didn't skeet those, they're too funny to take down.

I have control of my phone again

I wanna be a pledge so so so bad please please please please please-

Catch me at mutha fucking fentagon smashing that second tower

Holy cow. Thank you, thank you, thank you to the dozens of people that have approached me to say they enjoyed that performance. It means the world to me. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thinking about how much of the heat and humidity in this hotel is because of all the pee.

WHO DID IT. WHO PUT THAT ON MY BACK.

Struggling to put it to words, but Magic Tykes was an incredible experience. Thank you to everyone that showed up to support, and thank you to everyone that helped make it happen. Amazing.

Always clean your house and wash your bed sheets before leaving for a con/vacation. You'll feel so much better after a long day of return travel.

Come to Magic Tykes at BFC for an experience like none other! Including a performance from yours truly, tailored to all of you with daddy issues.

If you see me around at BFC, feel free to come say hi. I'm a highly social person and enjoy talking to both new and familiar people.

Unscronkling the boy

Can't have PCD if you keep busy by packing for the next con

Wasn't expecting to be dancing on the beach until 5am at a pop-up DJ set Furvana kicked ass

This is just... Absurdly heavy.

What flavor is your sona?

Badass Badgussy

Find me at Furvana

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Watch out, I'm a dad Influence