The true test of top or bottom

AND I'M NOT DONE GYM POSTING, BECAUSE I JUST LOCKED OUT A NEW DEADLIFT PR @ 275 LET'S HECKIN GOOOO

Tiddie

I post about my fitness stuff a lot because it keeps me motivated, and helps me to hold myself accountable. If I gave up, I'd have to look back at all the progress I'd made and wonder how I fell off the horse.

Down one more notch on the belt! One more to go, and I'm gonna need a new belt. Probably new pants, too.

It's important to lift up your friends. Sometimes literally. Yote uppies: @oatmealtrick.bsky.social

The sun rises on a new day, and I'm feeling a lot better. The sadness is gone, and now I just have good memories to think back on. So here's my ass

This house is so quiet. I'm home now. I miss you guys.

How y'all be lookin

Don't forget to dust your countertops and tip housekeeping

Every flight is a red-eye flight today because of all the sobbing babies.

Sunday wisdom: "If you don't think farts are funny, there's going to be a lot less humor in your life, but the same amount of farts."

The guy outside grilling is dousing the charcoal in lighter fluid and I'm about to mcfucking lose it

This easily took the slot for my favorite event at any con to date. Great work, everyone!

Even though I didn't skeet those, they're too funny to take down.

I have control of my phone again

I wanna be a pledge so so so bad please please please please please-

Catch me at mutha fucking fentagon smashing that second tower

Holy cow. Thank you, thank you, thank you to the dozens of people that have approached me to say they enjoyed that performance. It means the world to me. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thinking about how much of the heat and humidity in this hotel is because of all the pee.

WHO DID IT. WHO PUT THAT ON MY BACK.

Struggling to put it to words, but Magic Tykes was an incredible experience. Thank you to everyone that showed up to support, and thank you to everyone that helped make it happen. Amazing.

Always clean your house and wash your bed sheets before leaving for a con/vacation. You'll feel so much better after a long day of return travel.

Come to Magic Tykes at BFC for an experience like none other! Including a performance from yours truly, tailored to all of you with daddy issues.

If you see me around at BFC, feel free to come say hi. I'm a highly social person and enjoy talking to both new and familiar people.

Unscronkling the boy

Can't have PCD if you keep busy by packing for the next con

Wasn't expecting to be dancing on the beach until 5am at a pop-up DJ set Furvana kicked ass

This is just... Absurdly heavy.

What flavor is your sona?

Badass Badgussy

Find me at Furvana

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Watch out, I'm a dad Influence

Working on my trailer park dad fit for BFC

Friends will be like, "When is the last time YOU pooped your pants?" I don't know, uh, 0930 this morning? "No, no, on accident." Oh, uhhh...

CW: Messy Just out here enjoying the view. How about you?

The gym isn't the only place where I struggle with pullups

I don't wet the bed. I'm sleepmaxing

DHS is trying to recruit us into ICE. Hahahahaha, fuck off.

Easily one of the best nights of 2025 so far

You are not immune to tummy ache propaganda #ABDL #ABDLArt #FurryABDL #ABDLAnimation #MessyDiaper

Realized that I've been lifting weights consistently for around eight months now. I've made great progress, but there's still so much more to be made. What I've learned so far: - You can't outwork a bad diet - Building a physique takes a lot longer than you think - Don't compare yourself to others

Idea for the next SAW movie: Two hyper-masculine straight guys wake up in a room, and their dicks are connected by a Chinese finger trap style device. The only way to escape is to press their dicks together, which is totally gay, bro.

Tonight, I learned it is possible to get one testicle on each side of the leak guard. I learned this when I stood up.

Oh, snap. Happy birthday, me. Under 210 as of today, and on track to be back under 200 by Sept. Setting goals and crushing them 😎

When I retire my fursuit, I'm either gonna taxidermy that mf or turn him into one of those "bearskin" style rugs.

It's a good day to be a year older. 🎉

CW: Messy It's Monday. Good morning.

Being ABDL while also being into manly-man stuff is such an odd niche. I just want bros that lift weights and wrench on trucks with a solid 3" of waistband peek