Sports friends: Help. Give me lines to say during this Superbowl party that mask the fact I know nothing about football.

Had a blood draw this morning and very nearly passed out. That was a first.

NFC is happening soon. Who's going? 👀

Feed and breed your friends

If people are making serious posts about serious situations, and you're in the replies somehow making it about diapers/kinks, you need to fucking stop. Seriously. Fucking stop.

You think you're strong until you try to go heavy on an overhead press. Sheesh.

When you're getting your hair cut by an old man, and as he leans in, you feel his balls on your arm... 🙃

i pissed my pants so hard, my socks got wet

I leaked during my virtual class reunion

2019 was 7 years ago

Soooo, I'm repping 205 on flat bench now.

Been wanting to make this account for years but was kinda scared. Here we go I guess…

LMFAO NO

I see a lot of new, nervous faces in the gym this week. Don't be afraid - we're happy to see you here. Keep going!

Caught my apprentice playing big-titty anime girl dating games on his phone at work today. Smh

How a pro packages used pamps:

Last night, I ended up in VR while completely naked. Don't ask. I found that the cable from the valve index rested perfectly between my buttcheeks, and I was able to tug on my headset and pull it down hands-free. Enjoy that mental image.

Reposting because relevant

Walking into a gym and thinking, "Wow, the average person is so much stronger than me" has the same energy as walking into a hospital and thinking that everyone but you is a doctor.

I thought working out a lot would get rid of my side-boob, but now my lats are fkn huge. >:/

CW: Messy / Messing How to effectively use your overnight diaper, part 2.

Failed a new deadlift PR because I almost pooped myself.

10-1 Playing beer pong last night. And who beat me? One of the only other badgers in a 100 mile radius. And a honey badger, no less. One that cooks. Grrrrrrrr...

Made a lot of progress this year, but most importantly, built good habits and have been sticking to them.

Lmao I can just scroll diapers on my car

Someone mixed chocolate raisins into the chocolate espresso beans in the winco bulk food bins, and I'm gonna SCREAM

It's an alright look on him

Mom: "Well, Derick (step-dad) is trying to build a recess for an 85" TV so he can watch football from the kitchen." Me: "Do not fuck this up. Let him."

This is on another level.

Holy moly

Yesss... Yesssss... MORE. MOOOORE.

How tender is that meat?

My bluesky is dedicated to cooking tonight. I wish y'all could smell pictures.

This badger is happiest when cooking and drinking

Something is happening at the badger house

If you're the smallest in your friend group, your friends might tease you about it by calling you cute names, picking you up, or joking about putting you back in preschool. After getting a "generous" gift of baby supplies, you might start to wonder if you like being treated this way... Art by me! 💤

Bluesky getting chubbed up for a badger character was long overdue. Hell yeah.

Badgers live in holes. Therefore, if I invite you into my house, I'm asking you to come inside my badger hole.

Yes, yes, I know - I'm aware of this Bradley fellow. Yes, he IS adorable.

mishaps at the airport, for @paddedbird.bsky.social

There are pop-ups on the government systems now that are telling us they want us to use AI. That ain't good.

When I flex in the mirror, I like to make Randy Savage noises.

Someone please teach Americans how to behave in parking lots.

A lot of people say the orange man wears diapers. You think he wears... MAGAmax?

God speed to all my friends visiting MFF and their quests for food.

God, I love gay reindeer season.

Right, so this is cool. I'm impressed by the amount of support Northshore has been giving the ABDL community, and particularly the furry side of it. The fact that we're seeing them pop up at major furcons now is pretty rad.

I can't believe I'm picking up and actually using 70lb dumbbells what the hell

Happy Turkey Day! How many of you are spending Thanksgiving with your chosen, or furry family, instead of relatives?

Being an ABDL in your 30s+ means having an obligatory stack of miscellaneous discontinued diapers that you'll probably never wear.