It's an alright look on him

Mom: "Well, Derick (step-dad) is trying to build a recess for an 85" TV so he can watch football from the kitchen." Me: "Do not fuck this up. Let him."

This is on another level.

Holy moly

Yesss... Yesssss... MORE. MOOOORE.

How tender is that meat?

My bluesky is dedicated to cooking tonight. I wish y'all could smell pictures.

This badger is happiest when cooking and drinking

Something is happening at the badger house

If you're the smallest in your friend group, your friends might tease you about it by calling you cute names, picking you up, or joking about putting you back in preschool. After getting a "generous" gift of baby supplies, you might start to wonder if you like being treated this way... Art by me! 💤

Bluesky getting chubbed up for a badger character was long overdue. Hell yeah.

Badgers live in holes. Therefore, if I invite you into my house, I'm asking you to come inside my badger hole.

Yes, yes, I know - I'm aware of this Bradley fellow. Yes, he IS adorable.

mishaps at the airport, for @paddedbird.bsky.social

There are pop-ups on the government systems now that are telling us they want us to use AI. That ain't good.

When I flex in the mirror, I like to make Randy Savage noises.

Someone please teach Americans how to behave in parking lots.

A lot of people say the orange man wears diapers. You think he wears... MAGAmax?

God speed to all my friends visiting MFF and their quests for food.

God, I love gay reindeer season.

Right, so this is cool. I'm impressed by the amount of support Northshore has been giving the ABDL community, and particularly the furry side of it. The fact that we're seeing them pop up at major furcons now is pretty rad.

I can't believe I'm picking up and actually using 70lb dumbbells what the hell

Happy Turkey Day! How many of you are spending Thanksgiving with your chosen, or furry family, instead of relatives?

Being an ABDL in your 30s+ means having an obligatory stack of miscellaneous discontinued diapers that you'll probably never wear.

Lycanthropy ❌ Beast Infection ✅

Themboy Hooters for the enby homies

You want daddy do it? (Slowly but surely, I'm making progress. No pump here)

I wish I had taken some actual "before" photos so I could better track my progress. I know I'm a lot better than when I started, but it's tough to gauge by how much when you see yourself in the mirror every day.

For when you want a warm diaper on the morning

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My favorite thing now is watching gen z/alpha kids cringe when I butcher their slang.

"What size diapers do you prefer?" Uhhh, I dunno, like...

Microwaves are so 2009 I found a better way

Holy moly, this gym is full of wildly insecure people after 5pm. Weirdest silent dick-waving contest I've ever witnessed.

Less than one hour til Peek opening!! I'll post the form link about 5 min before drop since I put a timer on the form. Hopefully it works as intended xD

How to use a studfinder:

Leg day? ❌ Scrolling through diaper pictures in the gym parking lot? ✅

🙃 I'm probably gonna be unusually quiet for the next month or two. Forced overtime, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Maybe one day off every 13. Heck.

Mental health been rough lately. Glad that I'm finally going to be paid, but I've had too much on my plate for awhile now, and stress manifests in weird ways. Improving, though.

Day 36 Nobody gives a shit at work anymore. Hardly anyone is showing up, and barely any work is getting done. They offer us overtime and we laugh. Friday is gonna be another $0 paycheck. Mental is rough, so I think I'm gonna take a six-day weekend for veteran's day, starting now.

I've achieved my 225lb bench press. 😎

FWA ROOM GET

The amount of people that grew up without ever learning how to clean windows or use a squeegee blows my mind.

Day 29 Giving new names to the workdays so we feel a little better. Kiss my ass Monday Tell someone who gives a shit Tuesday Where's my money? Wednesday That's not my problem Thursday Furlough Friday (We're not coming in)

Day 28 of working without pay, and the cracks are starting to show. Morale is really low around here, and motivation is even lower. Conversations are getting pretty dark. People aren't showing up as often. I'm managing alright, but I worry for some of my coworkers.

"I want to be an astronaut" was just an easier way of saying that you wanted to wear the astronaut diapers.

CW: Messy How to defeat the boss:

Kurz isn't always big, and when he's not, he- Oh, no. Art by @subdivisionsart.bsky.social and @itchynet.bsky.social

Oh, duh, I get it now. They're literally gamer pants. And the last horse crosses the line, folks.

Dear gym attendant, Please stop vacuuming near me. I'm trying to fart. Thank you