"Your grandmother always said if they tried to deport her, she'd take out six Americans with her."

The thing I love about going to see my parents at Christmas is that the entire timeframe of a 700+ mile round trip drive is dictated by 20 miles of mountain passes.

Shaedon saw it was Russ trying to draw the offensive foul and was like "Oh, we're going to make this a POSTER."

CELEBRATION, NO SLEEPING DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF SANTA'S LISTKEEPING

I've watched How Ridiculous videos where things didn't get dropped as hard as Jake Paul got dropped tonight.

This is going to become one of my new favorite GIFs, I just know it.

Let's be kind of honest. The most shocking thing about this is that you have a guy who went to BYU do a collab with Adin Ross and only *one* antisemitic thing happens.

According to the hygienist, the gumline measure haven't gotten worse, but they haven't gotten any better. My gums are the "C's get degrees" portion of my body.

Unfortunately, stealing pies no longer gets you free trips to Australia, so don't do it.

Must have overheard somebody on the sidelines talking about how they got their flu shot.

Imagine being able to craft custom messaging for your blocks. That could be fun. Instead of them running into a boring "The author has blocked you" it could instead be something like "Go fuck yourself with a red-hot metal cactus sculpture, you festering taint boil" or something along those lines.

By next week the Colts are going to sign him as their practice squad QB.

Twitch trolls just put in minimum effort trying to shit-talk mods in Whispers these days. Like 2.5/10 effort. One clapback and then they run off with their tail between their legs.

Some people's two cents make you understand why getting rid of pennies is a good idea.

When you put together a new deck you're excited to try and you draw your local's notorious slow player in Round 1:

Finished skinning my Steam Deck to tribute the looks of my childhood console. I'll keep a hunt out for more old gold looking touch pad covers to better match those up.

So thankful I built my PC two years ago...

Beautiful beautiful beautiful, beautiful boyyyyyyy...

My anxiety brain somehow had me convinced last night that I am going to get fired for stealing my office's full-sized refrigerator. To be clear, I have *not* done this, nor do I possess the equipment necessary to perform this act solo. I legitimately do not know if I was asleep or awake.

Disney Lorcana Starter Deck Challenge Weeks 3 & 4 together, so that means I get to do $6 total in upgrades!

Cantaloupe. The funny part is that cantaloupe was my mom's biggest food craving when she was pregnant with me. But I hate the smell, taste, texture, color, everything about it.

@nikinapalm.bsky.social explaining why Control 2 will really tie the Remedyverse together.

You don't realize how grimy a phone's screen protector can get over time until you replace one that'd been in use for more than 2 1/2 years...

Meet our next D&D Monster, Hellf on a Shelf. It uses guerilla tactics and a healthy sense of fear to make sure your players remain tense while wandering the Hellf's home. What do you think? #dndart #dnd5e #ttrpgs

I named my fists Marbury and Madison because they're going to strike down any attempts to violate my constitution.

One thing I don't miss about living in California...

Thankful for the best friend, even if my smile goes crooked and weird if I try to show teeth.

If he keeps saying stuff like this, I will find myself being able to deal with him being a White Sox fan.

Dear cold call sales emails: I don't need to know what Robert and Bob are doing in their spare time. That's their business.

When you best friend has lactose intolerance but also loves pizza.

Starter Deck Challenge Week 2. Let's add ALL THE MULANS!

On today's episode we're taking a journey through the spirit realm— Iroh, Grand Lotus vs. Koh, the Face Stealer vs. Hei Bai, Forest Guardian vs. Wan Shi Tong, All-Knowing!

Beginning a Disney Lorcana Starter Deck Challenge! What can I turn this Ruby/Steel starter deck into over the next 12 weeks?

Happy International Men's Day to all the men who go into Twitch chats and social media posts and say "bUt wHaT AbOuT InTeRnAtIoNaL MeN's DaY?!?" during International Women's Day, get told it's on Nov. 19, then forget it exists until the following International Women's Day.

"Robert is bullying me. Please ask him to stop." -Phenomaman *spits drink*

My big moment. My big tragedy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydN4...

BETRAYAL!!!!!! (ft. @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social @guildpack.bsky.social @gpfearlesssyd.bsky.social ) youtube.com/shorts/sXYK4...

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When you see the foiling on a Whisper card, your mind will be as blown as mine was. Whispers in the Well trove unboxing video below! youtu.be/6H1mw9iB_F4

While opening Whispers in the Well packs, @nikinapalm.bsky.social and @gpfearlesssyd.bsky.social from @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social / @guildpack.bsky.social explain the importance of Goliath. www.youtube.com/shorts/VsMtt...

Senate Democratic Leader Merkley does have a nice ring to it.

It's time to open a Whispers in the Well booster box! youtu.be/cvgxAQ7vb7o?...

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

IT HAS BEGUN. Oh, wait, too loud for this set. *whispers* it has begun...

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

Muffaletta.

Your adventurers pause at the table. The feast looks untouched but...delicious Then something red and quivering shifts in the dish. The Cranberry Cube is loose, and it’s hungry. This festive take on a classic #D&D monster is sure to give your players indigestion. #Dnd5e #homebrew #Monster #Dndart

Why is the Ramen trying to seduce me?