A thing that doesn't happen often enough but is hilarious when it does is "Person responding to article from a parody website without realizing it's a parody website." It's even funnier when they're ranting about people lacking the ability to understand media and not realizing it's a parody.

Shut the fuck up, body.

I didn't *threaten* to make a Let's Get Dangerous Deck. I *promised* :).

There's no better sign that the economy is going down the shitter than *Apple* making budget-friendly product models.

Just played my first draft with the new deck rules and dropping from a 40-card deck to 35 was a very good decision.

If this wasn't parody, we're talking about gamers here. It wouldn't help. 🤣

When you choose a taste of the Dark Side...

Guys, I'm starting to have some real doubts about the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize...

I desperately need @looking4alicia.bsky.social's opinion on Crystal Shrek.

Soon we won't be able to see anything that looks even remotely close to Helvetica without a feeling of dread.

The Magikarpmonger increased his prices by around 20,000% after discovering the existence of the useless fish’s evolution. paletteswap.site/dif...

Want to understand how damage works now in Disney Lorcana? Here's all you need to know, especially in context of Rapunzel and Lilo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCId...

I'm going to say no on Hoppers, since they tend to stick with established franchises for promo cards, plus they haven't announced Hoppers as a Lorcana franchise. I would definitely expect them for Toy Story 5, The Incredibles 3, and Coco 2, since we know all those are coming to Lorcana.

I'm honestly indifferent toward the whole hockey game, but I will say this specifically did hit me in the feels.

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We've seen what he's capable of if he doesn't get a peanut butter sandwich, what fury will he unleash for this transgression?!?

I've joined the Winterspell Big Shiny Club. (Also, that whole booster box was hitting)

One thing you can say about Marshmallow and his flavor text is that he's consistent.

Thanks to everyone who came by the @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social stream today. If you want to catch the vod, it's here: www.twitch.tv/videos/26986... Lorcana takes up the first 3 1/2 hours, then goes into a play or Reanimal.

I'm doing a thing tomorrow. Come watch me do the thing.

This is the most hilarious Commander gameplay video I've ever watched.

Happy Winterspell Pre-Release Day! Finishing up the cards I'm excited about with my choices in Amber. youtube.com/shorts/bfljG...

Amethyst might have the Winterspell card I'm most excited for (and you'll never guess what it is) www.youtube.com/shorts/ShIcO...

STATE OF THINGS: (a thread) I've been thinking (scary, I know) about the state of content in regards to my Lorcanasona. In something I'm sure you'll be shocked to hear, I am dissatisfied with the consistent inconsistency of my content production.

Somewhere the 1999 quarterback room of the West Cannan HS Coyotes are having a reunion throwaround.

The Emerald cards in Winterspell are pretty spicy! www.youtube.com/shorts/GIf3y...

Jack: *leaves town* Jack's alts still in town:

This is a husky in a rottweiler suit.

Make Art (3/4)

The Winterspell cards I'm most excited about in Ruby might surprise you. www.youtube.com/shorts/qmFOW...

Continuing the series of Winterspell cards I'm most excited to see with Sapphire! www.youtube.com/shorts/emAlF...

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Game's been as slop as some of the commercials, if you know what I mean.

A new card doesn't have to be meta-breaking to be excited for it! Here are the three Steel cards I'm looking most forward to from Disney Lorcana's new set, Winterspell. www.youtube.com/shorts/atcDF...

No. I don't need this information given to me by a slop machine that sounds like Christopher Judge or Ashly Burch or Troy Baker.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Hey Queen of Hearts, swiggity swooty...

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Casual format idea: St. Canard Brawl *50 card constructed deck PLUS 10 copies of Let's Get Dangerous shuffled in *Steel does NOT have to be a deck color *To win, must score 20 lore AND play an LGD *For each additional LGD play, 1 less lore required to win (Play 2, 19 to win Play 3, 18 to win, etc.)

Dude's got much better handwriting than me. Wait...is it still considered handwriting?

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Guilty.

You don't know me, so I'm only going to tell you 3,172 times. I will always have jo-jos. You're not the first to say they're potato wedges, you won't be the last. I've had doppelgangers, ants, even my second cousin's stepuncle's roommate try to take my jo-jos. None of them did, and neither will you.

See, the thing is, if Elon really, truly, gave a shit, he could have redirected company assets to shutting down Russian use of Starlink back when the invasion started, instead of when they didn't pay him enough.

Dude provided photos, so this is either one of the most elaborate AITA/AIO fakes ever or his ex-girlfriend really did dodge a bullet. www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates...

If you're including Jetpack Cat as a part of this trend, I'm genuinely concerned for you.

Mooncake is awesome. Everybody wish the best for Mooncake.

You mean even the richest man on Earth can't buy enough affection and adoration to overcome a shitty personality and treating others like NPCs of their main character complex instead of actual people? I can think of a few people that could learn that lesson.