Do we think if I get ripped enough the straight guys at my gym will finally let me hit

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

2026 prediction #1: the culture moves on from timothee chalamet

the elevation of “separation of powers” as the paramount value of the constitution is just rhetorical justification for presidential dictatorship, since that is what you have when the legislative branch cannot constrain the exercise of executive power through law.

Obviously it’s a pipe dream, but Pete Hegseth should spend the rest of his life in prison for the strikes in Caribbean. Not a close call.

Why did Alito even write that opinion? Who is that supposed to convince?

Race discrimination is apparently only illegal if it’s also against the discriminator’s material interests

As a white leftist this post is completely accurate. I will be doing that

not to get all conservative or anything as an inveterate homosexual stoner myself but the people in charge of American society are decadent, hedonistic demons motivated by their basest urges, their pettiest grievances, and their vilest bigotries

I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly

If you see me posting on this app that means I got staffed on a case I hate

What’s next? No tax on clothes, need that to live. Rent? Food? Fuck it why not abolish all taxes and just run on debt. I am a serious legislator who cares about the American people.

Silver lining of Trump II is all these supposed liberal just admitting they are vile racists

Saw a few too many sunrises this year

Scott Bessent and Pete Buttigieg are ontologically the same

I hate leg day. I can’t walk. Any semblance of an arm pump is gone. I feel tiny and frail and vaguely nauseous.

Rich Lowry is a bigoted piece of shit whose existence makes America a worse place. He's vapid patrician gentility used to mask gutter racism. He's a Brooks Brothers pocket square used to wipe Nick Fuentes' ass.

The way charli is still eating out on brat after two years says great things about that album and terrible things about the culture

Crashing out bc my two favorite internet microcelebrity twinks who I will never meet seem to be hooking up

My body fat percent is almost back to a level where I don’t hate myself at the gay bar

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

No spoilers but today's connections is bullshit

Great piece giving scientific backup for what should have been an obvious intuition to everyone alive

Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw. The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.

ah yes, the people yearn for the dersh

If one more gay guy tells me Jonathon Bailey is hot I’m gonna start getting people involuntarily committed. Youre experiencing psychosis.

This cabinet is sick as hell wtf is wrong with y’all

My hot take is beef prices are still too low. Mass production of beef is evil and also eating lots of beef is bad for you.

Category is: burying the lede

So MTG is obviously running for governor of Georgia

It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."

There is not a stupider class of people in this country than swing voters

The next president should make fifth-circuit abolition the cornerstone of his platform

the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.

Would this judge be going way over the top to find an attorney in criminal contempt and make them spend a night in jail? I kinda think not.

House dems saved the senate dems from the consequences of their blunder but it was still a blunder

Mentally well gay 30 year old googling “calories in bupropion”

I didn't follow this trial closely, but the idea that Instagram and WhatsApp occupy the same market as YouTube and TikTok doesn't make sense to me. The former are places you go to interact with people you know; the latter are media consumption platforms closer to competing with television.

Keith Urban doing Pink Pony Club at Mar-a-Lago is peak conservative humiliation. Truly they have no culture of their own and are reduced to making bad mimics of the work of people that hate them.

If MTG manages to pull on her center-right, healthcare and housing rebrand and maintain her seat (or get a senate seat) through the Blorgia era, it will be one of the most incredible moves in my lifetime

The people who are glued to their phones are mostly genxers and late boomers. They are stepping into streets with their eyes on their phones everywhere I go.

So donald trump absolutely killed jeffrey epstein right?

why the fuck didn’t any of this stuff come out when Biden was president

I think it’s bad that the president is a likely child rapist.

A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.

I was already thinking this was the second weirdest year of my life and then it snowed in Atlanta

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

Schumer shouldn't be able to leave his home without fear of a ziplock bag of warm piss hitting him in the face