As a former #Mormon teenage boy, I laugh every time I see this one.

goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight

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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

Just sayin'.....

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/

Sometimes, a trip to Dinétah is what the soul needs. 🏺

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

Black coffee and @highonfire.bsky.social this morning reminds me of this quote: "When the nightmare is real, salvation lies in the heaviest of metal and the darkest of ink." @kellysue.bsky.social Go read FML. Great book.

I wasn't even out of grad school before I got tired of it. Merit don't pay the bills. Consulting has stresses, but I get paid for every hour I work.

Story of my life!

“still punk as fuck” i whisper as i play Everlong on the Dave & Buster’s jukebox at my boss’s birthday party

🎧 Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw: •NIN/Boys Noize •Bad Religion/Dropkick Murphys •Primus/Ty Segall •Russian Circles/Pelican •Whores/Facet/Rile

Thanks, Ozzy!

At least I have whiskey this weekend. JFC, America.

“The morning of June 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a full-summer day” Happy Lottery Day, everyone!

And the Sonics win the NBA championship for the first time since 1979!

(Fred Schneider voice) would you know my name if i saw you in HEAVEN

This is, for any archaeologist with any kind of track record of field work, exciting and scary news. 🫣😂

Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens theonion.com/tips-fo...

JFC that was too close.

Florida doing everything to give UCONN this game.

Sunday services involve coffee, PJs, and the UCONN/FLA game in 10 mins.

4,250 and 4,850 years old, just let that sink in #jersey @megalithic.bsky.social indeed

Smashing Pumpkins, SLC- Delta Center, 1996.

Man Validated After Discovering Popular Kid From High School Ended Up Bottoming Out Almost As Much As He Did theonion.com/man-val...

Severance's use of "Fire Woman" in the latest episode was fun. Been on a Cult kick all day after watching last night.

🏺🦣🧪 A cool skull but I'm going to add nuance. Toothlessness alone doesn't imply food provision. 100% gummy bonobos, our closest primate relations, cope OK. But in hominins, esp. from 500 ka, systematic butchery & transport of prey points to group food sharing, making such care more likely.

🎧 I'll put on some New York Dolls next. variety.com/2025/music/n...

🎧 weekend time.

Darkly funny that vaccines have worked so well for so long that folks have straight forgotten what it means to catch a real disease that could kill you instead of mildly inconvenience you.

🎧Graffin and Peart are my current spiritual advisors. "No Bad Religion song can make your life complete" But it can sure help!

Beehive Distilling has their own bourbon now. Not sourced/blended like some other Utah bourbons. I picked up a bottle tonight. A great bourbon for the price and locally made! 🥃

🎧 Sunday chores playlist: -Cartoon Darkness- Amyl and the Sniffers -If only I could Remember My Name- David Crosby -It's Blitz- Yeah Yeah Yeahs -Divine Machines- Demob Happy -Battle of L.A.- RATM -Without a Sound- Dino Jr. -Modern Gulit- Beck

With consistent development across southern Utah, ancient archeological sites and petroglyphs are increasingly at risk.

Something special for the lithophiles for #FlintFriday and #FieldFriday - two ends of the Levallois spectrum from my survey yesterday in Luxor. I’ve never seen anything quite like either of them 🤩

Long line at the pharmacy? Solve it by continuing a deep dive into the NIN catalog. Excited they are coming my way this summer! Been 20(!) years since I last saw them.

@jpkidman.bsky.social When you guys have gone to Lava Hot Springs, where do you stay?

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social

Stayed up until 1:00 AM working on a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle while listening to Duane Betts, anf the Allman Betts Band. Then, lazed away the morning with coffee and the Yacht Rock doc on Max. Good start to the weekend.

One of my favorite live albums.🎧

The biggest edit I've made is replacing the whole, dried chiles with 4 tbsps of ground red chile. It's not perfect, but a hell of a lot easier.

Usually, I'm team green chile, but this chile colorado I've been working on turned out really nice. We also did carne asada with green chile. True New Mexican "Christmas Style". This is the base recipe, but I made modifications over past batches tastesbetterfromscratch.com/chile-colora...

Unknown Treasures (wrapped presents)

#DeepHistorySanta🎅🏺: Scratched into the wall high above the floor of #NineMileCanyon in Utah, almost flying 😉, a row of deer and sheep and goat can be seen parading in what has become known as #SantaClausPanel (Fremont Culture, 10th-13th century). Merry Christmas! 🦌🎄

Hey BlueSky Music 🎧 friends, what are some non-holiday albums that you associate with the holidays? Here's mine. A pivotal Xmas gift from my mom (on cassette). Been coming back to it regularly for 30(!) years now.

Wily is barking at me because I had to take the box apart and show him it's all gone. Confused dog is confused. Also, wanted to get it out to recycling before pickup.

The Bark Advent calendar has been the best dog present we've done. Here's the last one. The xmas one is a digital picture. Kinda lame, but all in all, it's been fun.