Been dry on ideas for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social, but I think I finally have one...

2 rad poems up on the site from @iambrandondiehl.bsky.social 👾

2 new poems about "work-life balance," video games, and most importantly, going goblin mode. 👹

🚨☀️STOP SCROLLING🚨☀️ Chug Norris wants to read some cool stuff. Tag a friend who should submit a piece to us🍻

Happy Dazed and Confused day to all those who celebrate 🙂

Us reading all your submissions Send us something! dailydrunkmag.com/submit-2/

I’m a little biased here as I’ve been published with DD twice, but go send Shawn your stuff!

“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.” Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄 dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/22/t...

Same day pitch response? Same day pitch response. Send them now!

“So tell me,” Taylor Swift said, “who betrayed me? New fiction from @jrhandfield.bsky.social 💃 dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/19/t...

list of things guys who say “you couldn’t survive a CoD lobby” couldn’t survive New poem from @romyewing.bsky.social 🎮 dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/19/l...

I wrote this piece for a recent HAD call, but as soon as I was done putting it together, I had a feeling it was destined for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social. Massive thanks again to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for supporting my work! dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/18/a...

Wrote a goosebumps-inspired story about Guy Fieri for @dailydrunkmag “It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.” dailydrunkmag.com/2025/05/16/t...

We are back and open for pitches! Send us a pitch right on our site! We can’t wait to read them all 🍻 dailydrunkmag.com/submit-2/

We are back and open for pitches! Send us a pitch right on our site! We can’t wait to read them all 🍻 dailydrunkmag.com/submit-2/

What better way to celebrate May Day than by reading some fiction, nonfic, poems all about The Wicker Man. You'll find a poem by yourself truly alongside all the cool stuff in here! @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social Join us on Summerisle! 🔥🔥🔥 dailydrunkmag.com/2021/08/19/w...

I see Wes Anderson has a new one coming out. In honor of this, I want to share a flash story I wrote a few years ago @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social dailydrunkmag.com/2021/03/25/i...

Really grateful to have a piece up @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social again. Huge thanks to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for giving this one space!

“Her mind wanders to an episode of Twilight Zone she watched when she was a kid. The one where a little girl falls into the fourth dimension through a portal in her bedroom wall.” New fiction from @jackbedell.bsky.social dailydrunkmag.com/2025/02/26/t...

“George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers.“ Fiction by @sbb-writer.bsky.social dailydrunkmag.com/2025/02/25/g...

Wrote a 200-word story about a cheapskate named George who watches fake basketball games on his PlayStation

Was doing one of these for a little while until life got in the way too much. But Shawn's a great editor to work with, and I highly recommend that writer friends who have a pitch go for it!

Wanna write for The Daily Drunk? Pitch us a column! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Men what is stopping you from dressing like Jack Nicholson at the SNL 50th Anniversary Special?

Roses are red Violets are blue Mr. Milchick’s my favorite But Irv’s okay too ❤️

Hiatus? What hiatus? We’re back, revisiting the madness of Amy’s Baking Company: dailydrunkmag.com/2025/02/12/w...

An ode to the matte blue scooby-doo fruit snack

Writing a 1-star review of your enemy’s book

Obsessed with this poster of Denzel Washington reading Green Eggs and Ham

The perfect morning doesn’t exi–

Sitting down to write my novel

Oh to be Robert Pattinson hanging out with a cow in the snow

This poem gets at my own initial experiences with TOS—& why I fell in love so hard with your "Mirror Spock" tile! One time, someone even brought an older brother's AMT kit tricorder to school! Originally ran in "Red Shirt Review"—a one-shot on-line 'Zine published by @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social!

well, good evening here’s another silly lil thing i made for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social but, c’mon… isn’t he dreamy? 🫠

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours

A preview of @emilylauracosta.bsky.social’s piece “Blink” featured in It Was Never a Phase: A Pop Punk Anthology edited by @adamshaw502.bsky.social 🤘 🔗: dailydrunkmag.com/2023/08/28/i...

Do you wanna be a columnist for The Daily Drunk? More deets coming soon 👀

A little flashback piece of mine from @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social (Also, I know now that Godzilla and mothra are ladies, forgive me for my younger kaiju mistakes)

“Okay, so Godzilla and Mothra walk into a bar, right, and—“ Love this piece by @fklein907.bsky.social 🦖 dailydrunkmag.com/2023/05/17/g...

Welcome to the sky! I actually linked to a few of my DD posts earlier, didn't know you were here. But, I have more! This remains the only piece of CNF I have published to date. (And I love it.) dailydrunkmag.com/2021/01/13/o...

This is one of my favorite stories I've written. It came together so seamlessly.

“I will sit down in slow motion and my boss, who will be played by Bill Murray, of course, will scratch at his neck.” I Quit My Job, Directed by Wes Anderson by @beardedbetts.bsky.social dailydrunkmag.com/2021/03/25/i...

one of my poems is in this delightful anthology. under my old name.

Nighttime reading suggestion Stay Golden: A Golden Girls Zine edited by @natallman.bsky.social 🌸 dailydrunkmag.com/2022/04/06/s...

Last year, I participated in @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social's Studio Ghibli week & wrote this poem inspired by Whisper of The Heart & Howl's Moving Castle dailydrunkmag.com/2023/02/02/o...

As a pop punk fan & a poet, I loved this anthology. May reread it very soon.

Working on this project was a dream come true. It’s full of great stuff about Warped Tour and the Zune and AIM, blink-182 and Green Day and Motion City Soundtrack—so much of what’s made pop punk special. It’s a perfect li’l nostalgia punch.

A little throwback to our Pop Punk Anthology: It Was Never a Phase edited by @adamshaw502.bsky.social 🤘 dailydrunkmag.com/2023/08/28/i...