Here it is, your moment of zen.

i would kill to still have the call of duty black ops 2 picture i took of me killing one of the devs while i was using the [e621] clan tag

quitting cigarettes and replacing the ritual aspect by gnawing on a rawhide instead

my most dog coded behaviors: - paranoid others will steal my favorite things - looks pathetic and pitiful when being scolded - does things knowing i'll feel guilty about it later - acts like i don't know shit when told to stop doing something - history of begging for food - just sorta around

Exu, 1988 https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5310

shouldn't have used that dubious disc..... #drawdogs #pokemon

an interesting part ehen quitting cigs is the increased anxiety and agitation can work together. your "what if" thoughts turn into things that boil down to variants of "what if someone does something annoying and pisses me off?" or "what if i have to spend money"

(eggman voice) get a load of this

being a dog but not in the puppy girl way. i am a BEAST. i am not cruising for belly rubs, i want to thrash things in your face. I will frequently bump into you and even hurt you on accident. i don't know what's going on but im arbitrarily making a mess. i don't understand anything people say to me

my neighbor caught me redpawed talking about fun dog toys in the apt lobby. I would usually be extremely embarrassed about except this neighbor has been very dodgy and very weird even before how much he has now caught me doing any large number of weird things

i hate the internet now. i download a shopping app and immediately it's recommending me dog toys and drugs

AAWAWA RARRF

introducing someone to the city on christmas eve. encountered 3 people very upset, yelling, and high on street drugs. friend got antsy each time. each time the person would approach, ask for a cig, and immediately calm down when getting one. the system works, it's just really ridiculous

car manufacturers need to stop doing headlight bars. makes it harder in the dark to tell if it's a cybertruck. im not looking to flip off someone driving a kia

it's that time of year

found family is special. this old lady called me and got frustrated at me because she had the wrong number. now she's leaving me voicemails where she still sounds kinda pissed. much love to my new grandma ♥️

synthetic dog paw seeds. best part? they're edible

there's this guy in the area who has kicking the dead leaves lining the gutters into the sewer or using a stick to do it. he has covered several blocks by now and has begun randomly sounding like he's getting off HARD

when i shake hands it shows that i learned from my dad who works somewhat higher up in an office setting for a massive international company. i give people handshakes like in cartoons where bone cracking sfx play during it with the protagonist getting their hand swollen red and mangled afterwards

people really used to post bojack screencaps while talking about them like they're very profound only for them to say some stuff like "sometimes people are sad about the past. sometimes though, they're sad about the future. i dont have spoons for adulting today, but that's not the past or future"

heard a lady in a coffee shop talk about how her friend stole her rabbit and held it ransom in exchange for a legendary pokemon. seattle is falling apart at the seams

forza emotes are so unfortunately funny. they have your pasty british dude whip and nae nae with such sheer genuine intensity as if your performance on it determined as to if you live or die

once upon a katamari is getting the same treatment we love katamari got in reviews. they go either one of two ways 1. "it's more of the same thing, and that's bad" 2. "it's more of the same thing, and that's good"

gen z lady asked me if i felt embarrassing using my psp in a cafe No i do not

During these terrible times, I think people need juggling more than ever to take their minds off their troubles.

is it gender dysphoria or is it hypomania? I don't know, all i know is that all this girlgrime coating the wasteful mess i call a body is very gender affirming

my duck toy is going viral

friend: you wanna stop over sunday? just don't blow raspberries on my dog the entire time again lol me: (visualizes blowing raspberries on his dog in such extremely vivid detail that i instinctually close my eyes and loudly blow a raspberry without realizing it) Sounds like it could be interesting,

What do you want? Is it time for torture? Hah! Do your worst.

if you are in the seattle area and have a big dog like a labrador, golden retriever, german shepherd, husky, etc. that is friendly and likes strangers, i want to blow a raspberry on the dog. i dont currently have a dog to blow raspberries on but it is very funny to do. dm me if you can help #Seattle

been practicing sounding completely bullshit responses to things. "it's a strange world out there" "lotta sick people these days, can never be too careful" "never know what people might do, i suppose"

"so do you own any dogs?" and my stupid ass has to say "no" each time despite how my stuff is covered in dog paw stickers

living a steady life for the first time and it is so boring. zoning out to american truck sim for 2 1/2 hours straight while focusing on psychology lessons. looking at dog pictures on my phone. money in the bank. movies with friends. so dull yet so fantastic to be able to have this without stress

guy pulled a knife on me but it was alright because he wanted to give me it since it would look good with my outfit

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

zoning out to american truck simulator and realizing at the end of a 2 1/2 hour haul that ive turned into a dog from all the trucking

Yeah, absolutely, 100% same my brother

Thanks for doing my work for me. Nothing like having someone else do your dirty laundry. Thanks, you idiot!

Still going through a warm spell. Short walk … long tongue. 🤗

Does anyone else here remember "Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds", with best boy Aramis?

barely coherent garbage trucks in a jrpg have better coping techniques than most people bsky.app/profile/chor...

Something on your mind, furlicker?

I'm sorry, but can you do it now?

dog identity disorder

ah, i see you noticed me gnawing on my stuffed chew toy in the corner as you watch tv. i'm going to let you check it out but first i need to get it more wet it with my saliva and shove it in your face

whatever. im just honna go home, sniff my paws, zone out, and wait for my food dish to get filled with grade F slop 🙄