lmao

Personally I think the worst thing about Trump is that he's fat and gross and has a tiny dick

This may come off a bit harsh but what if everybody who attended TwitchCon in any capacity was locked up forever

Tried to look up this 'mouthwashing' game I see people talk about and this just looks like weird pervert stuff? no thanks!

On one hand it sucks to use a website where the people running it actively hate you, on the other hand I don't think people who self-identify as "posters" deserve respect

Can we just fast forward all this shit already? Toss me in the mass grave, I don't care, anything to not have to wake up every day forced to be aware of whatever new thoughts dribbled out of president retards ears

"hamburger helper" ? no thanks, I'd rather pull myself up by my own bootstraps

hey man i'd love to stick around and chat but you kind of caught me in the middle of something, yeah i'm playing this video game about a real sexy bug

Sneaking into my neighbors yard and raising their flag back to full mast

This Chinese dude told me that he wished for me to live in interesting times, what a nice guy!

There is nothing the fully insulated liberal loves more than to berate you for not showing enough empathy for the biggest pieces of shit on earth

Yeah, absolutely, 100% same my brother

Codename C.H.A.T.T.A.H.O.O.C.H.E.E.

Can't believe Trump would just kill a boat load of federal contractors like that

tired: I should be able to romance judy in cyberpunk regardless of my character gender wired: I should be able to romance every single character in cyberpunk

The rise of fascism in the US? I sleep My web browser keeps getting progressively shittier? REAL SHIT

Finished The Fort Bragg Cartel. The subject matter is fascinating, everything about Freddie Wayne Huff is great, unfortunately this book is specifically written for "podcast listeners"

I want to be like that bryan johnson anti-aging influencer but for fucking a japanese race queen in 1994

Reading The Fort Bragg Cartel and it's not doing a very good job of making me think drug trafficking isn't extremely cool

sam altman should get gaddafi'd at the end of this ai bubble

[loudly in the comments] I WOULD NEVER GO HERE OF COURSE BECAUSE I AM A FEMINIST

same

I grew up too stupid and poor to go to Stanford so the only thing I know how to do is be racist and vote for Trump

"C.R.F.D." https://bonequest.com/9632

Every day I wake up, roll out of bed, check who has blocked me or put me on a list, and write down their names in my book of enemies.

trump is fat and gay for putin lmao

same tbqh

Oh my god the dam is breaking on Gaza (It's a literal dam (the IDF blew it up (all of the gazans drowned)))

Going to be real awkward when it turns out Pedro Pascal is actually a creep

Donald Trump won't see your small penis jokes but your pathetic tiny dick friends will

It's cool that guy had a bunch of money and spent the last years of his life being trotted out like a circus attraction by his family

Tron Legacy was a real ahead of its time movie in terms of wanting to fuck your AI companion

I'm finally getting a girlfriend and all it took was 80% of the power generation capacity of the civilized world

Listen up bootlickers, it's time to lick the boot

Selling a new hot sauce called TOTAL HOLE DEATH that just has a picture of the goatse guy on the label

heh heh heh, I'm about to take this Hideo Kojima guy down once and for all

Possible Jucika paizuri arc 🙏

Very sad that bluesky helldump shut down

It's very funny to read the bad ass posters of online and then when you listen to their podcast they sound like they're actively being shoved into a locker while recording

Can't wait to see this dude wrestle in Saudi Arabia

Peter Thiel constantly looks like he's had a 103F fever for the past 6 months

Normal kids in 2002 wanted to play Madden and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. 11 year old Zohran Mamdani, future jihadi sicko, wanted "FIFA 2003", a so-called "football" game for atheist europeans, and "SimCity 3000", no doubt to help simulate terrorist attacks on major metropolitan areas

Increasingly less excited as I start to discover what "heat dome" actually means

hello

Them duke boys ran afoul of the local daimyo

I saw that WNBA fight and I think that white girl had it coming (I will not elaborate on which white girl)

Same

you'll find me in the 'cule