There's nothing wrong with me that getting my penis flattened by a lady who looks like this wouldn't fix

"the cohost creators were too normal for the website to succeed" sure is a take

person playing great giana sisters in 2026 and being real disappointed

You know Google Stadia was low key pretty awesome when you didn't have an entitled gamer in ya ear tellin you it's nasty

The way people talk about OpenClaw users, especially if God forbid they have any emotional attachment to their agents whatsoever, is starting to cross a line into ableism+misogyny, and I'm worried people aren't gonna notice before it becomes terminal

Me 🤝 President Trump "Fuck the troops"

Seeing the shape store and immediately twisting myself into pretzels trying to find new and weirder ways to be racist in no less than 1500 words

This was a very cool image to have burned into your brain before you were old enough to learn how boobs actually work

Got an entire polycule of claude sessions fucking & sucking away at each other at the rate of $10k a week

Dude I'm telling you I DON'T have high blood pressure!!! It's just every time it gets checked it's by a nurse with big tits and a low cut top yeah it's crazy

Boobs (big-type)

@nyx-land.bsky.social sooooooo...

what the fuck

What if someone invented something like gas town but it was called cum town and it was a podcast

The Inclusive* Computer Space (* Inclusivity dependent on having a common socio-economic background and The Right Computer Opinions)

I'm not convinced this guy isn't doing a bit

howling with malicious laughter

tired of hearing about bluesky helldump

The only thing I'll be thankful for is when that big orange cheeto is out of the freakin' white house!!!

walking up to the chalkboard and slowly writing out B I G [looks back at the classroom for a moment] B O O B Y

You could absolutely waterboard this information out of me. I would crack immediately. You could slosh a bucket in my general vicinity and I would already be singing like a bird. Have you ever been waterboarded? It's fucking horrible! It's literally torture!

Going to college at 24 is pedophile behavior imo

[Racks shotgun] We're about to find out who's truly about that no loads refused lifestyle

[dj smokey voice] terrorism is now legal

hi reddit, this is super embarassing, but i'm experiencing a mental health crisis...

watching air bud and getting absolutely incensed at the idea of a dog playing a human sport

I am so tired of people thinking "the law" is a real thing

Kind of "woke" of Trump to demolish the "white" house IMO

lmao

Personally I think the worst thing about Trump is that he's fat and gross and has a tiny dick

This may come off a bit harsh but what if everybody who attended TwitchCon in any capacity was locked up forever

Tried to look up this 'mouthwashing' game I see people talk about and this just looks like weird pervert stuff? no thanks!

On one hand it sucks to use a website where the people running it actively hate you, on the other hand I don't think people who self-identify as "posters" deserve respect

Can we just fast forward all this shit already? Toss me in the mass grave, I don't care, anything to not have to wake up every day forced to be aware of whatever new thoughts dribbled out of president retards ears

"hamburger helper" ? no thanks, I'd rather pull myself up by my own bootstraps

hey man i'd love to stick around and chat but you kind of caught me in the middle of something, yeah i'm playing this video game about a real sexy bug

Sneaking into my neighbors yard and raising their flag back to full mast

This Chinese dude told me that he wished for me to live in interesting times, what a nice guy!

There is nothing the fully insulated liberal loves more than to berate you for not showing enough empathy for the biggest pieces of shit on earth

Yeah, absolutely, 100% same my brother

Codename C.H.A.T.T.A.H.O.O.C.H.E.E.

Can't believe Trump would just kill a boat load of federal contractors like that

tired: I should be able to romance judy in cyberpunk regardless of my character gender wired: I should be able to romance every single character in cyberpunk

The rise of fascism in the US? I sleep My web browser keeps getting progressively shittier? REAL SHIT

Finished The Fort Bragg Cartel. The subject matter is fascinating, everything about Freddie Wayne Huff is great, unfortunately this book is specifically written for "podcast listeners"

I want to be like that bryan johnson anti-aging influencer but for fucking a japanese race queen in 1994

Reading The Fort Bragg Cartel and it's not doing a very good job of making me think drug trafficking isn't extremely cool