I’m yet to finish I think “The Four Agreements” might be the worst book I’ve ever read Comparative!

No? No no, actually … No.

“I love you …. NOT” [I tell my wife Toni, who is a cat] [he doesn’t understand me] “MEOW MEOW MEOW!!” [Google translate tells me he’s concerned over the straight of Hormuz] “It’s okay Toni, we’re all fucked” [toni proceeds to drink my water as I drink, both contemplating desalination]

I woke up unhealthy early and I think I’m just gonna read Blacksad

It’s kinda impressive how bad the iOS iPAD interface is I use this shit for work, so i have to engage, and it’s beyond stupid the ends you have to go. I have to juggle the few win10 secure apps plus, resulting in so much compositing “Few” = “adobe cartel” “Compositing” my previously favorite word

I’m trying to distill opinions What is the best iteration of “the phantom of the opera (is dead)” (I’ve unironically seen it 4 times in theater)

I need trumps “list of [MAGA influencers] good, bad, and somewhere in the middle.” to happen

If we all just sucked it up & peed in the same place, we could power Sam Altmans dreams for the future of humanity Like water mills Or some studio ghibli movie

I like “Dr Jesus” Also “fuck him fuck his ass” is kinda timeless

“post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):” (Hard to choose)

What a drawn out way to say we have no plans

WIP animated loop of an ant on their phone on the internet For a dumb idea (Colors = stand in) #animation #loop

Rep. Jayapal: Do you know how many of the largest corporations paid absolutely nothing in federal income tax? Vought: Not off the top of my head... Rep. Jayapal: The number of large corporations that paid absolutely zero in federal tax was at least 88, including Tesla, Coinbase, and Palantir.

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

This might seem trivial, But it’s in fact monumental Actually historic I tried to use this to distract the other day and it reminded me of humility ——- I’d place next to Rockwell

I really don’t understand this iPad update Sure, split screen was nice, but what?

Eating ramen is one of the few good things left on this earth

I came, Iran, I ran.

If we all just sucked it up & peed in the same place, we could power Sam Altmans dreams for the future of humanity Like water mills Or some studio ghibli movie

The more Toni, my cat, cuddles me - in the warmest nooks - I begin to wonder: Am I just a space heater? Is this really love? I know how I feel, but is it reciprocal? If only, if only

A testament to the time in my life I had aspirations, and exceeded them

Well, this morning I’m told I won’t get the union job labor organizing because I don’t speak Spanish - BUT - LSD Slut, now apparent bi curious IDA B Wells Slut followed me back I feel great now If only the rest of the world were so kind and/or slutty @shredded-teat.bsky.social

It’s not antisemtic to say I hope BB Netanyahu drops dead by natural causes, and it’s also not anti American to say I hope Trump develops a new form of cankle cancer can cal calll “ trumpism” I’m not advocating violence If luck serves us all, it’s for the good of the world

Sometimes when I watch British shit and hit captions on YouTube it just says [music] And fuck if I know either

Toni, the cat, laid on my keyboard and now the subtitles on YouTube take up 1/5 the screen I’m googling but idk how else I’m suppose to understand / translate British English

The fuck did I do?

How is it we live in a world where Bill Ackman can post 1000+ character screeds on shitter about bull shit, constantly He can somehow offer to buy one of the worst music monopolies I’ve ever worked with, universal music Yet I post and delete because I’m worried about my employment prospects

Trump has lost the plot

Warm cat is a happy Toni Nothing like tucking in a cat

I think we should make the KBI, the Kitty Bureau of Investigations, a thing

It was a long winter but No Kings Spring has arrived in Chicago. #NoKings

Walking thru the “Ultra Normie” No Kings rally in my extremely rural, white town and there are Patagonia wearing moms carrying signs that say “DEAD PEDOPHILES DONT REOFFEND” and “ICE GETS THE WALL” and I hi fived an old guy with a sign that said MY DADDY FOUGHT NAZIS AND SO WILL I” this is wild

I'm not good at estimating crowd sizes but I would say the Chicago No Kings protest has 1 billion people

FAA investigating close call between National Guard Black Hawk and a passenger jet trib.al/1N4H6yS

Really the biggest risk about cats is keyboards I’ve walked in on my cat sitting on my crashed, shitty computer at least too many times

A Serve Robotics robot crashed through a Chicago bus shelter. www.404media.co/delivery-rob...

This is actually incredible

NEWS: The Trump administration is reviewing DACA renewals so slowly that the delays are causing people to lose their jobs, licenses, and deportation protection. It’s happening across the country. Our Sunday story with @lauranrodriguez.bsky.social www.chicagotribune.com/2026/03/15/d...

PLEASE y'all, file witness slips in opposition of this ILGA bill that would require OPERATING SYSTEM-LEVEL AGE VERIFICATION. This is a bad bill on privacy and a bad bill on rights and a technical nightmare with terrible implications. There is no implementation of this that would be good.

How many times can you avoid answering the question “Did you do anything to ensure that ChatGPT’s perception of DEI wouldn’t discriminate on the basis of sex?” before you actually answer it?

Uhhh holy crap y’all someone is trying to backdoor get age verification for computers though the ILGA. This is a bad bill. It cannot be allowed to pass. www.reddit.com/r/illinois/s...

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4:5 really is much more magical than 16:9

IRAN CONFLICT SHIFTS FED RATE CUT EXPECTATIONS The Iran conflict and rising oil prices are reshaping expectations for U.S. monetary policy. Morgan Stanley says the Fed is now more likely to delay cuts or cut deeper than previously forecast. Chief U.S. economist Michael Gapen

The UIC Blue Line on the CTA shouldn’t exist

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.