Americans do pranks on April's Fools? Swedes just try to trick each other. #AbbottElementary

I don't believe for a single second that college professors are getting in trouble for using the term "white whale" or doing a fake Egyptian dance in the dining hall. #Rooster

That actress from Coherence is Swedish? And married to Justin Baldoni? I'm learning a lot of new things right now.

You absolutely cannot #ThePitt

This photo I took today feels very *hums main theme from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly* 🤠

btw seasons 1 and 2 of Percy Jackson are streaming rn and people should watch them bc the kids are great and jason mantzoukis plays dionysus and it is legitimately perfect casting

Are we gonna have another plotline where Jimmy is pressured into forgiving someone he really doesn't need to forgive and then everything is sunshine and roses after? I don't want it. 😓 #ShrinkingTV

Now I want St. Denis ASMR. #StDenisMedical

I asked for some tests to check my thyroid-related hormones (T4 and TSH for the nerds) to make sure I haven't developed hypothyroidism like many of my family members... and when one of the stats was slightly elevated they asked me to come back for another test in 8 weeks! Like they're supposed to!

Anyone wanna guess what the white van with the personalised license plate "CYBER", and formerly owned by Sweden's national publicly funded radio company, is being used for these days? 🤔 It's parked on my street but I haven't seen the owner.

'QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack'

Mary has discovered forearms! #TheOtherBennetSister

Created an Instagram for my street photography. Why not? www.instagram.com/gatufoto/

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Hmm. Well. I guess this suits Friday the 13th but it's also something that happens year round.

It's hard to be reliably superstitious when you don't really know what's happening half the time. Yesterday I thought "oh I'm going to the hospital on Friday 13th". Today I had no idea what date it was at all.

Nobody has ever needed to pay for a lot of what this guy wants people to pay for, because they can do it themselves. So these people have to decay that functioning by force, and then they can sell people a sorry substitute for it.

You know it's bad when someone picks Ogilvie over you. #ThePitt

Schedule for the day: 🕝 Blood tests at my local doctor's office. 🕝 Home to eat breakfast and watch The Pitt. 🕝 Meet cardiologist at the hospital (about POTS) Such a fun little theme day 😛

I thought my neighbour was moving shit around and closing cupboards as usual (there's a lot of banging sounds when he uses his kitchen) but it turns out it's just... the wind. Perks of living in 1930s house where the walls are made of wood and straw.

My day job is seasonal and I only have a month left of work, and with it biweekly paychecks. If you need an artist, a funny writer, a character designer, a receptionist, a court jester, etc. please keep your pal Kendra in mind! Kendrawcandraw.com

Anyone have any suggestions for places to go in Toronto? It’s been a while since I’ve been there. And I’m only going to be there for a few nights, but places like restaurants and bookstores, especially ones that are open in the evening/late at night, would be great!

I just went from writing down a to do-list in notes and minimizing the window to going "oh I have a notes document open? I should check what that is" in a matter of seconds.

1. dogs 2. italian ice cream 3. those headscratcher things that make you feel all tingly

Putting men in charge should honestly be seen as a liability at this point. Way too many of them turn out to be sex criminals.

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT TAKE THIS #Shrinking

I see the "e-bikers are lazy and ruining cycling" discourse has arrived with the warm weather, and so let me just share this thing I wrote about how getting an e-bike after I got #LongCOVID gave me back one of the most joyful parts of my life that I thought was lost to me forever. bit.ly/48ohIH5

I don't know how people who regularly get hiccups and can't stop them bear it. Just hiccupped twice in a row and was like "THAT IS IT, I CANNOT TAKE ONE MORE".

they will never make me like you ai

Definitely forgot I was going to the hospital (not the ER!) today when I was watching The Pitt earlier... Saw the sign for pathology and throught "that's where Joy is going!".

Well well well #ThePitt

I've been having trouble with my wifi since September last year and now they finally seemed to fix it. Called the company up and asked for compensation/a refund for those 5 months. Over the phone and everything! Feeling pretty cool. 😎

HOT #RiotWomen

fuck yeah #Shrinking

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

The IBS sure is IBSing this week.

Do I know anyone who can translate a (very short) post from Persian for me? I have an acquaintance in Tehran and I want to send a message of support but I want to make sure I'm understanding his perspective correctly, and I don't entirely trust Google Translate. Thanks in advance...

My friend: *ask for tips for which music to play while we're eating ice cream* Me: I have a playlist for eating ice-cream... on a sunday. Will that do?

I'm not faceblind so I don't buy the idea that Clark Kent looks unrecognizable without his glasses (no not Zoey Deschanel without her bangs either). Now, if you remove MY glasses on the other hand... Very difficult for me to recognize people.

Wow Joy, that is REALLY useful! I also understand why someone with that talent wouldn't want to be around death and trauma all day long... #ThePitt

I don't believe in "perfect" but the first season of Ted Lasso is pretty damn close.

'What's a line delivery you'll never forget?' Will you come to my cottage this summer?

For no particular reason at all... New blocklist. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Is this the new "me and my girlfriend saw you across the bar"?

"My illness does not define me! I suffer a lot but I don't end up shouting an ethnic slur at an actor at the BAFTAs!" -a 30-something who suffers from seasonal affective disorder

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Oh well there's your problem right there. You have one of those "nervous" systems, we gotta set you up with a chill system hold on one sec I gotta check the back

Grapefruit. It's actively bad-tasting (bitter) and messes with your uptake of many drugs. Bad. Sidenote: If I were American, I'd probably say blueberries. American blueberries are rubbish!

So... Spring is right across the corner, right?

A lotta surnames came about this way! Meanwhile, my dad's side of the family changed names three generations back because two brothers were trying to avoid debt collectors. 👍