Ah, fuck

I am back on my bullshit* again *(augmentin for yet another fucking sinus infection)

Video of me playing the Samuel L Jackson narration of "Go the Fuck to Sleep" and staring pointedly at the camera which pans around to reveal that I'm glaring at my laptop and not a baby

Just got violently ejected from the book I was listening to because the POV character is describing how she is suffering badly from altitude sickness at a ski cabin in _New Hampshire_, a state whose highest peak barely tops 6,000 feet.

Current domestic drama: a very bad mom keeps stashing her babies in my engine compartment. She retrieved this little guy's sibling this afternoon but never came back for him so he's going to a rehabber tomorrow morning if he can hang on overnight

I'm a broken record on this but yet another thing dems need to be upfront about is every single American who in any way had something to do with this can expect to face charges

Traveling this week for the first time in a long while and dang I missed this

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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man I love this animal

Murder is wrong. Vigilante justice is not justice. But judging ppl for failing to grieve someone who harmed them so directly, deeply, and often irreparably is cruel. GoFundMe is full of ppl who died begging for healthcare. Disabled ppl all have horror stories about reps telling them to just go die

Last year, my health insurance company stopped paying for my Humira. Humira is a type of immunosuppressive drug called a biologic, and I take a pretty high dose of it to control my severe Crohn's Disease. Without it, I will have a bowel obstruction, and then I will die. (Cont)

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

The dog has a corneal abrasion which means she's getting eye drops 3-5 times a day and has to be perpetually in a cone. She's also been stoned out of her gourd on pain meds. I can't explain to her why Mom is suddenly so mean and why her life is a living hell out of nowhere. Feels bad man

The baller move for the Democrats here is to openly publish the Gaetz report on Xitter, and make Musk decide whether or not to censor it. It will quickly get out anyway. But it would put him in a deeply uncomfortable spot with Trump.

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

I find it grimly ironic that today is apparently Stress Awareness Day

The way this Tressie McMillan Cottom reply blew my hair back…

it would be very funny if trump lost the election and then died

ah.

I am having a Dude be Rude to me and I am not best pleased by it

The October Surprise is an advent calendar of racism.

Helen Mirren thinks it's "magical" that dancing in orbit around the earth are a hundred robots singing (at 1575Mhz, one eternal note held halfway between B♭ and B, 21 octaves above middle C), and any time you can hear four of them sing at once you know exactly where in the universe you are

for no reason at all thinking about the fact that trump was a known associate of jeffrey epstein and the mysterious way jeffrey epstein died in custody in a federal prison, while trump was president, with the security cameras outside his cell disabled. just a thing bouncing around my mind today

Husband and I joined Costco today pretty much entirely for Halloween candy purposes. If we run out this year I will lose my mind

why the fuck is this only coming out now

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Sense of smell is back post COVID so could finally break out the new @cowboyandcricket.bsky.social candles last night, Gideon is a smash hit in this house

@turbles.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

Trump camp gives thumbs up to menstrual surveillance programs. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump...

This makes total sense to me. I am constantly trying to reduce friction in my life. If a store has an item I'm trying to buy locked up, I am going to stop seeking that item at that store, remember that that store puts roadblocks between me and buying stuff, and patronize them less going forward

Aunt: explain this north Carolina scandal Me: no Aunt: now Me: do I have to Aunt: you think I am a child tell me now Me:*starts* *30 seconds later* Aunt: Stop Me: enough Aunt: never speak of this under my roof ever again

my house is very chilly but i have a blanket and a soft long sleeved shirt so i am choosing to interpret it as "cozy" (it is chilly)

call me crazy but i do not believe that a 23 year old who is outraged about the treatment of **Mitt Romney** in 2012 is an “undecided voter”

Is it just me or is the period here especially savage

okay fine me too

Hey COVID profoundly sucks actually!

Community notes are the funniest things to ever happen to social media bar none

I have COVID for the first time 😞

just once it would be nice to have an election that’s not the most important election of our lives

@rahaeli.bsky.social re: your thread of woes.... Please accept this photo of my dog having an existential crisis because I am holding a ball and have not thrown it yet. Alternatively, consider it a reaction shot to the thread 😳

On the one hand I’m glad things are going well, on the other hand I’m increasingly furious at how easy it appears to be to beat the GOP at their own game and how we could have been doing this from the start but the Dems have been too chickenshit to play until now.