I also know where I am, therefore I am a missile

It would be better without

Discord, der Mondbär: How did I get here?

Dancing 🎶 Dorking🎶 Vandalizing furniture 🎶

Coolaid has so much sugar, its hydrophobic

"Don't combine upper and downer!" "Like vodka-energy?" "Like meth and chloroform"

I was reminded yesterday that I never got to try it myself: can you properly stencil full color with CMYK montana?

Oh: "all my partners have sex dates that weekend wanna watch devil wears prada 2?"

OH: "Sex and the Fishstäbchen"

check out these birds my internetless gf photographed

Anikin, my allergies are to the SEA OTTERS!

Horny. This is unproductive

I can be your boytoy I can be your pride Do You want the feminine Or masculine side? I can do both* *If so permitted by @viktoriaidk.bsky.social

it actually stands for marxist-leninist baseball

Quick, new trope just dropped: enemies to business-partners to tentacle sex

Looks like Cotton Candy, sounds like emotional damage

Alice, Bob and the fucking STUN server...

... And then God just gave me that, what am I supposed to do with it?!?

"Ich brauche eine Steilküste die meinen Biedermännern Angst macht..."

"seht ihr euch eher als Frau oder als Block Tofu" war nicht auf meiner Bingo Karte der Lebensfragen für heute

PRX: The well tempered shotgun

"I have anxiety but also got the girl - the dos and don'ts of texting"

Saying ‘I love you’ first despite everything that could go wrong is the true vulnerability that makes the human experience worthwhile to me

I showed you my pigeon please respond

"Wenn ich schon nach Frauenhausen ziehe will ich auch ein Postfach"

Thanks to Bridgerton I shall utilize "my courses have returned" in order to say "I am hormonal AF"

I thought there must be a ceiling at some point. But nope. We climb!

I shall fancy your hand on my bossom

"I don't think you have the time for cuddles!?" "Hey Google, what's the timer?" ONE MINUTE, 18 SECONDS "More than enough, let's goooo"

Respectfully? Lesbians that fall asleep on their phone because they don't want the conversation to end 🥰🥰🥰

Coffee Bar Budget planning is finally done \0/ GPN kann kommen

"shouldn't there be mountains?" "The mountain knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't"

How to arrange 17 japans most space efficient

Hyacinths pony dance. Me and who?

"where did the google truck go" *suspiciously truck-shaped blur* no clue

[[...]] Und dann faltest du sie halt auf, rechnest sie hart durch und faltest sie wieder zu - @trancegirl.bsky.social

the log in Logarithm steht für logisch

librarians kissing..

I might not be able to write like a poet but I sure as hell Love Like one

Everyone, beware. @viktoriaidk.bsky.social has been given an analog camera. Prepare to be documented!

Oh: ich mag weder die Textur noch den Geschmack und trotzdem komme ich immer wieder dazu zurück. Ich bin in einer toxischen Beziehung mit Gurken

how can i let such an opportunity slip?

"she's bisexual, of course Dean Winchester is an option"

Musically edged until you staccato

Somehow it keeps getting cuter every. Single. Day

podríamos ser jovenes y libres

Na, darf ich mal deinen Keller betonieren?

hooooly, i have such a cute life