sometimes i ask myself where i get the autistic overthinking from und dann ruft mein dad mich an und hittet mich mit dem most awkward gedanklich verzweigten monolog ive ever heard

my girl emily durkheim

born to get high on fumes naked to give prophecies to the people forced to study the manmade horrors that plague this world in competition with others

officially 1 jahr kein alkohol mehr getrunken

valorant americas aka the worlds foremost tech pause merchant

im eating too much pasta since i figured out i can just dump heaps of douchi laoganma into creamsauces with veggies and tofu

maybe hottake idk aber leute die sagen sie sind really into music production aber hören kein kp*p lügen

17 uhr mit morgenroutine fertig sein ist certainly something

idk today is just a burial day

i like to imagine myself as a tree, providing a habitat, shelter and nutrients for life for a variety of critters than can come and go and stay as they please always in the same place never moving never changing just growing towards the sky and stretching my crown in all directions

the boys in watersports cant stop speaking about it lmao

literally cant thank stardew valley enough for letting me be poly in game during a time where no one irl really understood it and i just had destroyed a childhood bestfriends relationship by liking them both and thought actually living poly will never be possible for me and ill just have to mask it

i should pick up my fantasy life playthrough again

they should invent smokable estrogen like let me hit that shit hard let me blow rings with it

fuck my life if they make a k*fka or ach*ron skin ill have to play that game again it is so over for me

i mean ich hab seit drei jahren nichts anderes mehr als 1er bekommen aber das war die easiest 1 of my life im just the goat of oral (oral exam confirmed) in all seriousness im just good at yapping and actually being interested in my topics

es ist grade basically meine traum phd stelle ausgeschrieben aber ich muss noch master fertig schreiben painnnnn

"zwei palästinensische mädchen spielen vor der umstrittenen trennmauer israels fußball" ich hasse den wiener linien infoscreen ich hasse den wiener linien infoscreen ich hasse den wiener linien infoscreen ich hasse den wiener linien infoscreen ich hasse den wiener linien infoscreen ich hasse den wie

der soundtrack fürs oral exam

chickpeas? sure hope she does type of day

i think libs being mad at parties or politicians is a bit silly like whatever youre mad they did or didnt do, its literally what theyre getting paid for politicians dont have your interests in mind and expecting otherwise is silly copium the system works as intended and flawlessly so

cola zero in der jackentasche lassen an der self check-out kasse ist always morally correct im literally just a girl who forgets things

if "the genders" are provider and nurturer i am bigender/genderfluid but society tying providing to ability to read social cues effectively relegates me to just nurturing (which is obviously valued less) just let me do stardew valley activities all day to provide for my wives i hate this world

i'm not made for going to work i'm made for cooking delicious food for beautiful women

pirate fun fact: being gay is gay af actually

playing rhythm games is fun because you will not play for a day or two come back and suddenly score 2% higher on the tracks youre currently working on without being able to tell what changed

probably just living with cats or something would do so much for my mental health already

my brain: were lonely please do something about it also my brain for some reason: edging to fictional girls for 3hours is the solution

pirate fun fact: i want you so bad

they should give me pointy ears and white hair and purple lavender skin and yellow eyes and horns and fangs and wings and a tail and big boobs i can provide the abs myself

i think covid broke me i grew up having people around me 24/7 and suddenly there was no one, just me jerking off to parasocial relationships and way too much alcohol, weed, kratom and ketamine sometimes not saying a single word for days or a week

wiener linien infoscreen will mich into gold kaufen brainwashen finanziert eure genozide ohne mich ich hasse alles

"once you go in there you cant go back thats all im sayin. you can laugh at me all you want but once you understand you literally cannot go back. having... liking pits chat... its like doing cocaine" she so real for that

few people know this but blue (da ba dee) is actually about the blue cum that makes you racist

calling your valorant femme team bbl queens is fucked up if you ask me

whoever said lets put lots of nerves into the human mouth was cooking

warum ist schreiben leichter als sprechen es benutzt beides worte ich sollte einfach ein vocal chord haben den ich mit text aktivieren kann so eine tts einheit in meinem hals

they should invent a way for me to use other peoples genitals for oral stimming over online communication channels

me when words

yuri f*ndom disc*urse is fun because i get to read sentences like: "she has one real girlfriend and two to three other girls that regularly put their hands up her skirt, that's not the same" in reply to a claim about a character having 4 girlfriends

diskurs ist so top 3 wörter die menschen außerhalb von soziologie niemals hätten lernen dürfen gleich hinter soziale konstruktion

no one knows what its like to be the batman ✌️😔🚬

kennt ihr geld bekommen nach 3 jahren extrem pleite sein und in eurem kopf sind zwei wölfe und die eine sagt wir dürfen keinen cent ausgeben was wenn wir das geld in der zukunft brauchen weil irgendwas passiert und die andere sagt jetzt sofort jeden euro in piercings und tattoos dumpen

cola zero zero extrem fan koffein und zucker sind der teufel ich brauch nur meine antidepressiva amphetamine auf die 1

KI - die Demokratisierung der Carearbeit Der Diskurs rund um die Nutzung von KI ist stark moralisierend, aber die feministische Perspektive wird nicht mitgedacht. Die Demokratisierung der Carearbeit entlastet Mütter_innen und Ehefrau_innen so sehr wie zuletzt die Waschmaschine In this Essay i will

unpopular opinion: if you need chat-gpt to do your university assignments for you you also need me to fuck your girlfriend for you