grade gelernt ich hab apparently currently einen schnitt von 1.24 kinda insane

#wann mdma-empathie-liebes-meditations-seelen-heilung

das ist meine party (im joking, this is just absurdly funny to me because it reads like satire but its meant to be serious)

i feel really weird and i dont know how to make it stop

honestly i kinda wanna plan and provide and take responsibility for the nutrition of a whole family

holy banger might be their best one yet

grünen wähler*innen trennt nurnoch ein politik skandal vom "bundesregierung durch ai ersetzen" take die spüren gar nichts mehr

insane to pull a "yeah were gonna interview z, a very good friend of player x" and she just goes "i love you youre the light of my life she is my soulmate im so glad i met you ill stay by your side forever babygirl" and then finnish it with a "damn get you some friends like these"

me when little stimmy

ich muss ausziehen damit ich im kühlschrank genug platz habe um wieder kimchi in haushaltsunüblichen mengen herzustellen

ögk grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

uhhhmmmm who greenlit this

sometimes you just see a take and know its been enough internet for the day

ceo of uti

i dont know ist literally der schlauste satz den eine person sagen kann🚬🚬🚬

i really went from not crying a single time for years to crying almost daily over things that happen in my silly little stories

glaube ich schreib jetzt finally mal eine mail um aus der linken auszutreten einfach nurnoch eine schande für linke positionen and i should have done this way sooner

feeling kinda stuck mentally maybe i should do shrooms

ah chillig meine eine mitbewohnerin hat einfach neue gas und stromverträge mit irgendeinem guy der letze woch hier iwann morgens geklingelt hat abgeschlossen ohne es mit uns abzusprechen weil es ihr billiger vorkam..... (neukundenrabatt shenanigans) ich hasse mein leben

idk ob das mein need to be extra ist und ich mir das nur einbilde aber seit deutsche hausfrauen verstanden haben dass barilla trash ist und alle de cecco kaufen ist gefühlt deren quality downgraded if you ask me la molisana or rummo is where its at

ich mag das im englischen you nicht singular sein muss das macht romance lyrics so viel mehr erträglicher

it doesnt hurt anymore until tomorrow were caught in between the lines and when im dreaming im dreaming of you its playing back on rewind it doesnt matter the dark thats always been there its swallowing you and i i guess im waiting youre waiting there too and i wanna get it right

breaking: stadt wien erkennt meinen schoß als grätzloase an

lebe eig nur in der isla den ep grade das ist soooo mood

girl i got girl fortnite e pill mix >>>>> no room / bd 4 ever

they should put the we are ch*rlie k*rk nightcore remix on 180bpm and layer it with hardcore kicks

theyre trying to heterowash the gr*ngler

banger

distance is transphobic

wenn dinge nicht wie normal ablaufen mein herz explodiert ahhhhhh

johnstraße u3 sind innerhalb der letzten woche 6 pieces gemalt worden und die station fühlt sich direkt so viel mehr nach heimat an

its kinda funny how my parents wouldve called me lena my younger brother marie and my youngest sister mia if we wouldve been born with with a vulva instead of a penis and my first&longest crush in high school was called mia, the second one marie and the third one lena

s/o gesellschaft zur erhaltung von schienenfahrzeugen stuttgart e. v.

chat im fucking cooked

getting a little too cooked for my liking currently can the brain chemicals please chill and let me pretend to be so normal and so chill without it being exhausting to do so

this is me being cooked

maybe i should become a teacher after all i dont want anyone else to suffer through the stuff i had to in school

idk the longer im sober from alcohol the more im pissed at literally everyone in my youth for lowkey ruining my life

if it would have been allowed to just stay in the classroom all alone during breaks in high school i would have come out of high school with super powers instead of depression as well as social anxiety and substance abuse disorders

im so fucking cooked

im the primordial demonesses strongest soldier

they should sell dr.pepper cherry zero here basically anything cherry or strawberry zero id kill for it (for legal reasons this is a joke)

cant work on my thesis im currently very busy dreaming of a life i dont have sorry

they should invent a holiday that only exists so i can cuddle with some cute people and a couple of blankets in my bed

glaube das schlimmste an öh drama ist dass man die leute immer irgendwie über paar ecken kennt bei bundespolitik kann ich mich wenigstens gescheit abgrenzen lasst mich alle in ruhe mit euren menschenverachtenden drecksmeinungen

wanna hold someone and cry for my past self type shit

kinda hard fixing my sleep schedule when my roommates is equally fucked and shes really loud about it (unlike me who just lies in bed reading) i have a library date in 9 hours let me sleep girl its 2am what are you doing dishes for why are you cooking water why cant you use the doors more silently