A dog who calls their wife "my bitch wife" but doesn't mean it as an insult because their wife is also a dog

does breeding even count as a kink thats like the whole reason we evolved a sex drive.

im not sure what series of decisions led to me explaining the basic concepts of electrical engineering to a transgender catgirl at one in the morning in a discord groupchat called "the sluts 💜 " but i wouldnt change it for the world

im the ronald reagan of puppygirls

i often forget that sometimes when people say puppy theyre referring to like actual dogs and not trans girls with attachment issues

i just got a call from the doctor and she said i haveva disease thats caused by low levels of girldick and if a girl doesnt have her cock in my ass in the next 24 hours ill explode

waterboarding and other cia torture methods wouldnt work on me i would simnply get turned on

there are a few people who i know in real life who follow this alt for,,, some reason and every time one of them likes a hornypost i have to deal with the horrifying ordeal of being Seen

cute trans girls frotting

the experience of being used by a fwb and her gf at the same time is not one that you can get while in a monogamous relationship :[ maybe i will give poly another try

why do I have to pay rent and read words I just want to be a damn cat

if you spend enough time in online trans spaces you might start to think that a loving marriage is more extreme than chaining a woman up in your basement and treating her like a dog

u don't get it I WANT to be pathetic and loved for being pathetic!!!! I'm a FAG

wish i was sucking dick rn

atproto repost if you want hot buff trans guys to top you

dominant bottoms say "good girl" in the same way u would praise a hunting dog that did unspeakable things to a small creature

They need to make one of those super deep and complex simulator games like dwarf fortress but for perverts where u do freak nasty stuff

chinga la migra fuck ice

i love cnc and i had a friend who didn't like how i was into cnc because she thought sa was such a bad thing no one should ever pretend to have it happen to them. then she sa'd me.... which made me even more into cnc

tboy dick is worth blowing your life up for

fun fact every ice agent has a small dick, a room temperature iq (in celsius), and are incapable of ever sexually satisfying anyone.

i really hate that ppl keep comparing the nft craze to the ai trend bc i swear to god they are genuinely *very* different in a lot of ways. This isn’t a defense of AI, i’m bringing it up bc i think people are using that logic to not fight it as hard.

mrrrrrp meow prrrrrr

intox kink but instead of drugging my coffee she replaces it with decaf to keep me nice and sleepy for her

im still oupy btw, im just also kbity.

fun fact: your mom left your dad because he kept moanjng my name during sex fun fact 2: i was the top fun fact 3: i was the best hes ever had

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

people ask me "synth are you a dog or a cat?" "synth are you a boy or a girl?" "synth are you an RTA runner or TASer" and the truth is i dont wanna be pinned down unless its in a sex way

after some consideration ive come to mke an announcement im kbitty mrrrrp mrrrp meow :3

i get such bad dom drop when i run a scene where i need to be even a little meqn

thanks for 20k! 👽💚 as a thank you (and to encourage people to come over here and use bsky more), i wanted to do a little raffle! rules: - like and repost this post, must be following me prize: - one free commission from yours truly ✨ ends january 23rd 💚

My secret is that by being a gay pervert I lure u all in for my real plan! Talking about linux and morrowind >:]

my milkshake brings all the mentally unstable they/thems to the yard

i hope santa brings me a he him lesbian with a 14 inch strap for christmas

as a doggirl gun enthusiast who loves drinking i have three reasons to hate the ATF

chat standing to piss is cool but having a vagina might be cooler idk i might change my mind about this

me and another dog girl but our collars are leashed to each other

someone gotta get me flea shampoo the way im an it/she dog

wait a minute - big red sack - only comes once a year is santa claus into EDGING?

the entire debate cis people have about trans people is moronic to start but it’s also a debate most trans people don’t care about, being that if we are viewed as “real women or men” or not. no one gives a fuck. it changes nothing about the reality that transitioning rocks

And for the record I think polyamory is a lifestyle choice and not a sexual orientation. It would be different if a substantial chunk of the population stopped experiencing attraction to others once they found a partner but since almost everyone still experiences attraction to others, it seems like

i have nothing against polyamory in theory but 90% of polyamorous people should not be polyamorous and its not worth trying to find the other 10%.

puppy would be too powerful if she wasn't so sleepy all the time,,

the white genocide isnt real but i wish it was

this is copposting btw. i still think sissy porn is Absolutely Not For Me but in posting this I forgot my ideological committment to decoupling "things that make me personally feel icky" from "things that are morally bad". thats cop shit and i retract this statement

need to get into findom as a domme seems a great way to make some extra cash

faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

i wanna be compressed into a zip file

that autism experience of making dinner alone at 10mins to 11 when everyone else is in bed cause you couldnt eat when there was dinner and thus are too hungry to go to sleep without making food

BONG