nope, it's not that simple!! y'shtola directly calls this out in endwalker

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Omega Kirk and (Alpha) Spock 😊 #spirk #omegaverse

Little alpha and big omega first hookup ✨ #omegaverse

No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this

thank you estinien bestie i know i can always count on you 🤝

グラハ！

lrp is today's rent-lowering shotgun blast i guess. fictional characters aren't real, i don't hold them to the same moral standard that i would actual people (and in fact find them way more interesting when they're messy). it's fine if you don't fw that, but u probably dont want me in your feed

this is how i develop ocs btw the t for trauma is the t for tits

idc if the Bechdel test was created as a joke, I will continue to apply it to things until people stop failing it

Let's try something new. Fanfic Friday, where we read fanfics and share what we read. I think for this week/month to start simple and read a fic of one of your favorite ships. Feel free to post up the fic for others to read. And writers, feel free to repost your works.

microsoft is in full damage control mode following last week's layoffs. its main strategy so far? namedrop sequels to popular series at every turn. but despite what execs like asha sharma might want you to think, those series were made by people, and now they'll never be the same

the way people try to get holier than thou with age gap ships being like “anyways here’s my age appropriate ship ☝️” like man fuck you here’s my 25 year old oc with their 65 year old man and no amount of passive aggressive fingerwagging will stop me.

[mtrk] | #ffxiv 🪞 telaesthesia 🪞

wol in the Pendants, unable to sleep bc of light poisoning. they're exhausted and don't want to get up to do something. ardbert sitting at the foot of the bed, leaning against the side of it, leaning against the wall while sitting on the bed, keeping a conversation or story going till they nod off.

two masked men ( — and what lurks underneath.) #fierygposes • #oc:ren • #wolcred

We return to #sixsentencesaturday with a particularly prickly Lucca in tow -A hand grazing skin

Ishgard, after Stephanivien be like #ffxiv

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

A daughter's protection 🎀 - I HC that Ryne gifted Thancred the pink ribbon in her hair as a parting gift. A 'see you soon' gift, in desperate hopes that they would one day. He wears it tied under his bracers, a reminder of the protector she helped him become #ffxivart ♡ #thancred ♡ #starbreaker

Bad ending. #ffxiv #endwalker

Kissing Ascians. And yet...

Bought a commission today and the artist told me that I’d basically just paid their bills for the week so always remember that having artists draw porn of your favorite characters is a noble cause

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#Thanuri #サンウリ 凝视

CW: Pet play And from your lips, he drew the Hallelujah— [ President x Tyrant ] #CrownOfArcadia #VelAfterDark

It's non-con so keep that in mind but I think it would be so neat and so awful if Thancred guides G'raha on how to go through with it.

This is my nonWol oc, an Oni Kitsunebi who's kitsune master died in battle leaving them without a purpose who met Tataru through the four lords and adores follow their new Mistress around, naming themself Petal as they wanted to fit with the wonderful flower Bloom that is Tataru

You've gotta get into Beruru from the Pictomancer quests! Her story was some of the greatest emotional investment I found in Dawntrail. I've worked her into my WoL's canon as his adopted daughter! (Also she dates Sugar Riot!)

IDLE IMPERIAL MY BELOVED Already I thought his dialogue was kinda fun, then I found out he was a conscripted keeper of the moon and decided I had to adopt him 🥰 I have dubbed him Felinus Oen Aerius and he’s in the 4th legion, but is eventually rescued from Azys Lla and moved to the 1st legion 😄

I just saw someone call them the holy trinity of teachers with eye complications (and then my TL refreshed and it's gone to the void orz) I'm dead. There was a whole ass pipeline.

Hey. That person you've wanted to RP with. That fella you've wondered if you have plot ideas for. That player you think their writing is neat and you'd like to collaborate. ~~DM them~~

the layers of like. emet-selch being the guy behind both allag and garlemald. graha being from corvos and specifically sent away because of his ties to allag when garlemald invades. > shadowbringers

planned parenthood visit + meds were about $200 so i’m bumping this again 😬 but at least ya girl got medical care!!!

art of my son #alphinaud #ffxiv

I'm sure I've answered this before and I can 100% guarantee I first thought of Zhloe, but also T'kebbe, Khloe, and R'tcha are great and I love them 🥰

it is not an appropriate use of alt text to credit the origin of the image (like the artist, etc) and do nothing else. alt text is not just a second text box for extra information that can be shoved out of the way. for some people it is more important than the image itself. treat it with respect

(ardbert voice) nothing to smile about in my life

FF14 has the funniest fandom because I am genuinely surprised they changed the Fake Evil Ardbert to Real Ardbert so quickly:

i've just decided to accept lahabrea trying to entice minfilia with sweet treats as canon

sweet sweet Raha <3 #wolgraha #ffxiv

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R'tcha my sweet girl my little princess

Wawlika. No reason other than I find him incredibly attractive. Like... damn, dude, you got more stomach where that came from? 🥵

yeah keep making fun of that fetish you'll end up getting it within a few years

I absolutely love the Off-duty Gleaner because of this one line: "And to think I used to consider myself a match for my rival─former rival, I should say. We competed to see who could bring in finds of the highest quality, but he left Old Sharlayan, and has since become a freelancer."

shes genuinely so cute