Boomer coworker complaining about how fast food and post office workers always have a "bad attitude" Bruh, you probably wouldn't feel great working in those jobs either, especially with the chronic short staffing. And if there's a pattern of "bad attitude," maybe it's, um, you?

Lifeguard duty🫡

Migraine REALLY testing my will to stay away from soda.

This feels like a cool opportunity to talk about food history as a whole. Who wants to learn about the complicated history of chili?!?

Me when I see Yoshi.

gonna have this post in my head forever

My dream SF game is just Privateer 2, but with furries, tbh I like the idea of open world, endless potential for more missions and DLC

The StarFox franchise: 1. StarFox 2. StarFox but with better graphics 3. StarFox but it's Zelda 4. StarFox but it's actually something new for once 5. StarFox: the Visual Novel 6. StarFox but 3D 7. StarFox but shitty 8. StarFox but Ubisoft 9. [nothing] 10. StarFox but with better graphics (again)

It's mind-blowing to me that even with the resources that Nintendo has, and the fanbase that Star Fox has had over the course of 30+ years that the best idea they can come up with is remaking SF64. Again. (I'm excited for anything new in the franchise and will inevitably buy it, but come on)

every star fox game is doomed to be star fox 64 (again)

THE G TRAIN, NERMAL! #30Rock

People talking to me on here about thongs, getting me all worked up when I'm at work. >\\\\<

I see no lies here

Any anti-kink discourse which can be defeated by the question "do you understand the difference between fiction and reality?" Must be recognized as a tool of fascism and queer genocide

Let this be the last frame of Rowling's latest ethical dumpster fire I ever see. Do not. Do *NOT.* Not what? Not anything. No "Just the 1st ep" to sate your curiosity. No hate watching. No pirating + sharing screenshots/clips. It all leads to cash in TERF hands. Deprive the evil flame of oxygen.

Bloody noses at work are the worst. You're stuck with either commercial-grade Kleenex or commercial-grade toilet paper to deal with it, and those things aren't even good for their intended uses, let alone when bleeding is involved.

Narrator: "unfortunately, it was to be Jafar forever." You know that nothing lasts forever and that everything comes to an end, but you also don't expect to lose sleep and tear up at work while listening to this gem of a podcast come to an end.

Is it golden week?

Getting burnt is sure good at killing one's sense of ambition or willingness to try things. End up in a rut, and scared to try to get out of it.

Just bought a few albums on Bandcamp as I try to do most Bandcamp Fridays (with ALL the money going to the artists). Times are tough right now but please, please try to support creative artists, writers, musicians, craftsfolks, etc. as much as you can! Even a few bucks helps out. ❤️

Ever since I nuked my AD Twitter, I've kinda been on the fence about starting a new one, either here or on Telegram

Bringing back an old chubby lion of mine. He loves the beach

Probably my ultimate "play this loudly to test any stereo" track.

Shit still slaps, especially when you don't have bitches in your ear like "it tastes like static" (It's also been a great way for me to cut out soda)

Tiktaalik what’s uuupppp 🎉🎉🎉

All anyone really wants is a bloomin onion

TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY MAYBE EVEN THE MOST SPECIALIEST OF THEM ALL On this day on April 30, 1945, Adolf Hitler made his greatest contribution to mankind: he died LMFAO #ripbozo #fuckfascists #packwatch #fucknazis

this piece is still for sale at a discounted price in my ko-fi shop (link in thread)! shares extremely appreciated!!

beans! more stream time twitch.tv/edbcollie

Sitting on the toilet at work, not because I need to take a shit, but because I go stir crazy after hours and hours of sitting at a desk and staring at screens - and I need some kind of stimulation.

still open for zoobooks, any species, $80, comment a ref to claim! turnaround is about a day or two

On my mind a lot, mostly because I spend a lot of time trying to make sense of the first 25 years of my life, and how I've had to examine and deconstruct the parts of me my faith affected (which is all of it) - including my politics.

Someone should get 12 trans people to tell them to go fuck themselves. I volunteer.

TMI Tuesday, ask me things. Can be random, can be naughty. Ask away!

Looks like you're drawing a roo. Want some help with that? MSPaint icon by @theroguez.bsky.social

The deep frustration with myself that I can't seem to get myself to try new things. The even deeper frustration that I've felt this way for over a decade. Really hard to not succumb to hopelessness with it.

Hogwarts isn't real, Trans people are 🩷🩵🤍🏳️‍🌈 #pride #trans #queer #hp #hogwarts #memes

there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever

realizing most of the art I need to post is ABDL stuff - even though only wear a few times a month. Maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.

TFW you genuinely enjoy cooking, but are both out of the habit and completely lack the motivation to cook for only yourself

i need ~160 dollars for a better pyrography kit. if anyone wants to buy a ~5" pyrography piece for that price, i'll do yours as soon as the new kit arrives. that's a significant discount for the price. this is the one i'm aiming for. will trade art for it.

"I only use Twitter for..." "This one artist is only on twiier..." "My posts get more likes on..." "I don't like Elon, but Twitter is..."

descend upon them: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings... you are a gremlin in the comments now go be a paladin in the public comments