At this point Skyrim isn't even the game anymore, its the engine.

Feeling cute tonight

Lina with her big cheerful personality Comm from @bensadfleck.bsky.social

The broth from this is seriously like god nectar

I'm at the combination

One day I woke up and realized that I'm basically an accountant.

Back to formula?? GYAAAAAAAAA!

Got a new body suit and it makes my tits look amazing!

These pics my wife got of me today are absolutely cinematic.

Might fuck around and be goth again

I may not have big tits but I have a big ass and thick pillowy thighs

Gonna put Tylenol into the public water system to try and fix the fucked up public transit system

Officially proclaiming that Goku is hot actually

all bark

I don't have to try being funny at work i simply am.

Felt cute at work tonight

Utah liquor stores be like

CHIITAN! I LOVE YOU!

Both named John. Completely different characters somehow.

I am almost certain that my tits have gotten bigger

The NCPD everytime some gonk goes within 5 feet of my parked car

Everything's a shit load of fuck

Sciatic nerve pain at 32? More likely than you think. Haha it sucks man.

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

No matter how many games I play something always brings me back to Skyrim

Fuck goddamn my old ass loves my heating pad.

born to be a sexy faerie and eat fruit naked. forced by late-stage capitalism to monetize being a sexy faerie eating fruit naked.

We just walked into an animal shelter because we drove by and saw they were having an adoption drive. Then the volunteers there told us that this sweetheart has been in the shelter for over a year. But they’re waiving the adoption fee for folks who come in to adopt Radar or another cat today.

tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house

Wizard Painting:

Tomorrow marks the start of petitioning season!!!! And we need your help to collect as many signatures as possible to get on the ballot — and have fun while we do it. From parties to livestreams to a punk concert, we've got a lot planned this month:

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

its hot out

One of these things are not like the others

donald trump is a pedophile

I dont know why my brain makes me feel insecure about my body I literally look like this

Bunny Girl Barbarian:

#makeaterriblecomicday2025 sorry I accidentally made a terrific comic

lifeguard ramona flowers

💖

warm up doodle of @thernz.bsky.social RPG protag mouse girl!

bunny girl daisy

My three girlfriends… they all smoke weed btw #bg3 #baldursgate3

This is fucking bullshit

Happy Friday the 13th and Happy Birthday, Jason! 🏕️🩸

could god make a dick sucking machine so good it turns him gay