162 or death

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

We have to destroy them

The nice thing about bsky has been sorta slow rolling returning and thus 1) curating a feed again and 2) finding mutuals who made the switch again. I just dropped twitter basically cold turkey, and got suspended on my original account first, so I didn't see who went where. Fun!

Insane that we're allowing the Israelis to participate in this.

Janno Lieber mispronounced it as "Mandami" twice in the damn press conference today. Bro!

Letting Zio freak Julie Menin become City Council Speaker is simply gonna be another loser for Zohran to tame.

"Too many New Yorkers have been forced to pay more for less—living in unsafe, unconscionable, and unaffordable housing... Today's executive order is the first step towards giving New Yorkers a voice in addressing the housing crisis that is pricing them out of our city."

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Death to America

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Whoever's blowing the air horn in the back of the Zohran inaugural speech should be executed as the first mayoral act

MN, fuck. RIP to one of the best to ever do it. On my personal posting Mt Rushmore. Very few have ever made me laugh as hard or as often.

David Stearns is a psy-op.

In case the battle between Parenti and Chomsky didn't have an obvious winner yet, only one of them considered Jeffrey Epstein his "highly valued friend." Also, Inventing Reality is way better than Manufacturing Consent. New York > Philly as usual, common W.

Defund the Police was not only morally and ethically correct, but important in building momentum against the carceral state. The fact that it's now considered a political third rail is further proof of just how correct it is. Abolition is even more righteous today than it was five years ago.

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Do not do this. He already should not be letting Tisch keep her job. Ydanis Rodriguez is a fucking idiot.

LET'S GOOOOOO

These guys all need to be put up against a wall.

Sic semper tyranis

God the worst possible outcome is coming back to win this

I am never wrong, just early. James Franklin must go.

🎶 WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT THE FALCONS AND THE VIKINGS IN AN OLD SCHOOL STREET FIGHT A HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS MAYBE THIS TIME WE’LL SEE THE HEAD COACHES KISS 🎶

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

"Oh come over to Bluesky the algorithm isn't feeding you nazis and bots." You're right it's even worse, it's feeding me George Takei.