Hey, you know what? Fuck off.

The #royals are down 9-2 already on Father's Day, why do they hate Dads so much?

Happy #summersoltice to all the sun worshippers out there. Here's a song about summer: youtu.be/Ahmn02Urc0c?...

Happy Father's Day to all the motherfuckers out there.

Jesus Christ, that #nascar Busch Race just ended? Im not even gonna watch Cup tomorrow.

What?

If the #royals wanted me to watch them tonight they wouldn't have put it on a streaming service I dont have and not subscribing to for 1 game.

Is that referee carrying bear spray? Maybe I need to watch this sport more often.

That dude for the Month of March tore his own jersey. Give that bitch an Oscar.

Hang on, that dude can just trip the other dude and he doesn't have to come off for a 2 minute minor?

At a sports bar where the Tartan Army is playing against the Month of March? And I gotta tell ya. Those guys are fun. I knew about the traffic cone thing back in '22 when I visited Glasgow on a Sunday afternoon, and those guys were on their bullshit.

So, soccer is like hockey, except on grass?

Have Scientists ever smelled farts the morning after a bender on Tank 7s & chicken wings?

I dont even like baseball anymore. When does football start?

America’s evolution into a country that loses wars and wins soccer games is complete.

Setting a couch on fire? Hello!

Can you imagine signing up to let Elon Musk control the air you breathe?

If MLB had a run rule, the #royals would be getting close.

Cags out here busting out the whooping stick. #royals

The #royals season is sunk anyway. But if we lost BWJ there just wouldn't be a reason to watch.

Well fucking fuck. #royals

While the #royals broadcast touts the Urban Youth Academy, in Wichita we have a similar group called League 42. I encourage you to check them out on the Google and donate if you can. I umpire there from time to time.

Good to see the #Royals out here donkey punching the Cards best starting pitcher.

Carter....

If I were the #royals I would simply not allow the Cardinals to score as per the defensive team's objective as outlined in OBR rule 1.03

BWJ makes up for the error in ##dongtown #royals

Is Bobby getting the yips lately? #royals

Gotta be honest. Im not sad. I will gladly take the rest.

Tonight's Umpire gig has been banged because of rain. Here's a song about rain youtu.be/bO28lB1uwp4?...

Men, by age 40 you should be playing accordion to five women seated on gigantic booze barrels. Get your lives together.

The #Cardinals and #royals start their THREE game series tomorrow, but then dont play on Saturday? What in the ever loving fuck? @mlbbot.bsky.social Give the scheduling contract back to that couple who did it by hand.

We need a brave MLB player to write Genesis 19: 31-36 on their hat.

Does shaking too many hands make your face droop?

Watch Rubio when it happens. He can taste the smell.

Im a grown up and have the resources to go eat lunch at any eating establishment a metro area of 500Kish people has to offer....but I'm gonna eat the turkey sandwich I made and brought because Im an adult.

Son of a.....

They didn't drain the swamp, they created another one.

A cycle!

Thats what cracks me up about this whole deal. TTU was gonna go to the mat over a dude who was all right. A 1st round draft pick? LOL. Anyway, dont gamble kids.

The Sooner's in fact did not do that, and are 1 win away from the CWS Championship Series.

Oklahoma, dont do this.

Accidentally listened to a segment of the Jim Rome radio show for the 1st time in about 20 years. I didn't hate it, but Im probably not going to that a habit either.

Well shit West Virginia, thats not gonna get it done.

I got to Umpire 4 games in a HS age tournament last weekend at Wichita State. I got to do that last year too. Being able to umpire games on the field that made you fall in love with baseball in the first place was pretty fun. I'll never turn down that assignment.

Growing up rooting for the Wichita State Baseball Teams of the 80s/90s got me watching the College World Series. Even though they haven't been since '96, I still prioritize the CWS over MLB the week+ that its going on.

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center

Does the catcher for North Carolina Baseball think he's Vanilla Ice?

I try not to umpire on Sundays. But the 14U Midwest College Showcase World Series Battle of The Rings Travel Ball State Championship is a bigger sporting event than whatever is going on at the Pale House tonight.

I know I’m far from the first person to point this out, but the celebrations across New York last night are just a warm-up for what we’re going to see when It Happens. I’m going to be hungover and hoarse for a week