Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Marc Bolan was such a fox, geez.

I dunno what your tolerance level for 16 minute Zeppelin-esque progrock is but I just heard this song for the first time tonight and it melted my face. On my subwoofer it crushed.

when you get to hell the devil hands you a tablet and the screen is all the pornography videos you saw once and never were able to find again but none of them load

Yesterday while hanging out with my mom, she was watching The Great British Bake Off. I mentioned how weird it is to watch 50+ year-old Noel Fielding on that after growing up with him on Mighty Boosh. She'd never heard of that, and that's how we ended up watching the Old Greg episode with my mom. 👀

Today's my mom's birthday so I'm cooking her lunch, trying out a new recipe for the first time: Vietnamese clay pot pork. It's in the oven now. 🤞

Tonight we finally watched 'Nope' and I'm pretty damn sure I'm going to have nightmares about that digestion scene, because I've had nightmares like that many times before.

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

If a web form asks for a zip code it should at least take a stab at auto-populating the city and state. I understand there are edge cases but those could be corrected manually by the 0.01% for which they apply instead of annoying everybody across the board.

Why did I wake up with this song stuck in my head? 🎶Aha, it was good, living with you🎶Aha, it was good, living with you🎶Aha, it was good, living with you🎶Aha, it was good, living with you🎶Aha, it was good, living with you🎶Aha, it was good, living with you🎶Aha, it was good, living with you🎶Aha, it wa

Why the fuck would an elevator have its own self destruct system

Otto Schmidinger and Christine Stead, 1986

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In nearly all of those 148: Tesla doors remained .. closed Meanwhile: Nissan Leaf, on road since 2009 and best sold single EV model worldwide on 1-1-2020: Zero fire deaths .. Picture from Germany 12 days ago: Tesla driver + two 9-year olds burned alive. All doors closed, rescuers helpless ..

I had to cancel and reorder my debit card this week. For a few days I had to figure out to use NFC on my phone to pay for stuff, which I'd never bothered doing before, and I swear nothing else has made me feel a thousand years old so effectively.

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Possibly the most embarrassing legacy of my years as a "gifted child" is my need for external validation, for someone to be impressed. One problem is, the older you get, the higher the standards of "impressive" get. It's easy to be the smartest kid in 4th grade. Much harder at 45.

It must be much easier to make a 7/10 downtempo atmospheric shoegazey song than it is to make a 7/10 uptempo sing-along, because it feels like I hear 10 of the former for every 1 of the latter.

This is my favorite muscle, because it feels like it was one of the last ones to become visible, after the most work. I'll never have a six pack because of the loose skin leftover from losing weight.

Guys when they say boycott Disney they especially mean Marvel. They especially mean Star Wars and Hulu and all your faves. Come on now.

I realize the irony of posting this on social media, but lately I've the feeling of several clocks ticking has been palpable... the one for the prime healthy years of my life, for my son's time with me as a child, for our society as it currently exists...

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Had I not known that I was dead already I would have mourned the loss of my life. - Death poem of Ōta Dōkan (1432-1486)

I picked up an old wooden pallet a few months ago intending to turn it into a weight sled. Well today I finally got around to it. Result? It works but needs more bracing and some plastic rails on the bottom to make it less loud.

"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

Re: #alienearth I still feel like the xenomorph, as fabulous of a creature design as it is, is like the shark in Jaws: the less seen, the more effective. I especially don't want to see any shots where it's absolutely unmistakable that it's A Guy in a suit.

Knights of Guinevere: Gunnm but Zalem is Disney World and Alita was a Cast Member?

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

I think about this quote often, usually whenever I hear someone speaking as if the times we're living in are the worst ever, or that things are so hopeless that it's not worth even trying. Whether the guy at the top is Caligula or Marcus Aurelius, life goes on. lexundria.com/m_aur_med/4....

If you see a non-Jeep with rubber ducks on their dash is that like stolen valor or what

There's always a bright side.

It's SO weird watching people unironically say things like, "Welp I cancelled my Disney+ subscription shame I won't get to watch Andor" as if there aren't MANY, MANY WAYS.

I hope this is true. If it isn't, don't tell me.

Oh Jesus, here we go... On PC-88 Paradise this time I'm looking at an Enix graphic adventure game titled "Jesus". This game apparently inspired Hideo Kojima to make Snatcher! More details on that in the video... youtu.be/pYS9xujkb9s

How often do you encounter someone driving like a maniac trying to commit either murder, suicide or murder-suicide, and their car already looks like this? That's when you know their ol' pattern recognition skills are really firing on all cylinders.

If you're a British comedian, is appearing on a different panel show every month like jury duty?

I don't know if it's my favorite but it's worth a post!

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🎶 I'm excited Don't know why Maybe it's cuz We're all gonna die 🎶

Objects of desire... The Divers 2000 CX-1 Dreamcast + TV combi, with network capabilities and DreamEye digital camera. Co-developed by Sega, CSK, and Fuji, it had a tiny production run, numbering just two hundred. The remote is essential as it's the only way to switch it into DC mode.

I've been on a disco kick this week and to that end this is a compilation I picked up that fucks hard. It's in the form of a set at the titular club by the pioneering DJ Larry Levan and has a bunch of (to me) deep cuts. So fun. If this doesn't move your ass involuntarily, check your pulse.

Cover for the new Godzilla ongoing

I think about this quote often, usually whenever I hear someone speaking as if the times we're living in are the worst ever, or that things are so hopeless that it's not worth even trying. Whether the guy at the top is Caligula or Marcus Aurelius, life goes on. lexundria.com/m_aur_med/4....

Watched WEAPONS last night. Cool movie. Very effective. I squealed at least once. My son, who was in the next room because he doesn't like horror movies, said, "I heard you scream. You sounded like Homer."