I’m not a pipe either, but you don’t see me going on about it. 🍏

I’m no architect, but if I had to guess who was the rightful heir of Castle Grayskull, it would be the guy with the huge Grey Skull.

The opening credits of “Bosom Buddies” led me to believe most of the hijinks would be juggling related.

If ss 1488 isn’t enough to get flagged then I don’t know what will.

Your move @marvel-rivals.bsky.social

It feels weird to say this but rubber nipples on blubber pimples go flibbity flibbity floo.

Whats a Tim Conway?

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

You all would love to know what I’m gatekeeping.

Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed

Vr is doing great.

For @maximumfun.org drive 2026, I’ve been updating their wikipedia page as it had gotten quite stale. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum...

If I win the lottery there will be signs. The sign:

Got that dog in me.

AI cant even spam good.

How bad does a comment have to do to get kicked off Instagram?

But we can quantify the shit hitting the fan.

I think instagram exists to make us hate each other.

The two things I remember most about THX 1138 is the Computer Jesus terminal and the idea that the police will call off a chase because the budget runs out. Jokes on us the budget to hunt down people is endless. 1 out of 2 George.

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

I used to think Columbo was a genius. Turns out he just had access to the script

I wonder if humans seeing the same face of the moon every night impacted our understanding of the cosmos.

Jesus looked out of the cave and decided we need 6 more weeks of lent.

Worried if I see “Project Hail Mary” it will become my whole personality.

Has a little too much plot for modern Heathcliff.

Instagram has a shit moderation policy.

I don't get the big deal about Chicago style. Wikipedia contributors. “Pizza - Wikipedia,” March 30, 2026. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza.

Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content. "I will not comply." They sacked her and cops escorted her out. She's a hero. This banned author just donated.

The Hudsons Bay Company has more historical right to Govern a sovereign Alberta than the current UCP.

Bad CONTENT is not a fun JOKE, it is *my* job on BLUESKY THE WEBSITE

Remember: A lie is not a prank.

Happy end of Q1 to all who observe.

Tame Impala is the opposite of Bang Camaro

Simultaneously, they mock & degrade women athletes for not being athletic enough, and then when a few of us are that athletic, they say we must not be real women. The end state of this reasoning is a world where “real” women don’t — and then can’t — play sports. Policing gender hurts women athletes.

Congrats to all Canadian Screen Award nominees.

Diogenes could have made dril cry.

There’s no pockets in shrouds.

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

Coming out of a ssri dream like Picard in Inner Light. 🪈

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MUDDAH. HERE I AM AT CAMP GRENADA.

The President of the Swiss Parliament is named “Guy Parmelin”.

Some of those who find Boojums, are the snark hunting Bellman.