Shorsey Refing kids hockey is like when they made a cartoon of Robocop. #ShorseyClassic

I wonder if the “Democrats want open borders and let in millions” people ever talk to the “Democrats deported more people so you should be fine with this” people ever talk?

I started a joke that had the whole world not laughing (it was so funny they forgot)

When it happens, it wont be the end. They know the condition of things and have a plan.

There are two kinds of bullies. The kind where if you fight back a but they back off because it’s not worth it, and the kind where if you fight back they will cry to teacher about how mean you are. No bully ever stopped because you ignored them.

"Honk if you'd rather be driving"

The Democrat response to secret police is to say “Hey now, come on”.

TIL Eberhard Faber and Faber-Castell are two different guys but relatives with two different companies.

You folks remember email?

Dante wrote of these horrors.

Turns out much of foreign policy is just high stakes “I’m not touching”.

I wish sports skeets were tagged clearly so I would never have to see them.

Discovered the line from The Schnickelfritz Band -> Spike Jones -> Oingo Boingo -> Pee Wee Herman.

Fell for the false connection again. Connections Puzzle #951 🟪🟩🟨🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

An my mom says you all have to be nice to me. Let’s see which carries more weight.

Just know the rail companies will gladly provide the cattle cars to move people because they want a merger approved by the state.

Theseus flew too close to the boat.

BREAKING: James Rodden, an ICE prosecutor who the Observer identified last year as the operator of an X account that posted “America is a White nation," “‘Migrants’ are all criminals,” and apparent praise of Adolf Hitler, appeared to be back at work Tuesday. www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...

Look sometimes football is bad. It’s fine, just enjoy that people are being injured.

Music genre idea: Songs to take down your Christmas Tree to.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

Shooting a civilian should have greater consequences than letting your kid figure out a can opener.

Touch of Evil (1958).

These threats to Greenland And Venezuela are turning me into a statist, and for that I’m mad.

Come on Barbie Let’s go party, one pound fish.

The people who zoom in, and critique how gun reloads are depicted in film are a lost cause.

They put an L in salmon. You got to say it really hard.

I think one would see further standing on the head of a giant, not just the shoulders.

Murdoch undercover.

I know I’m probably just a foolish Luddite, but I am pretty sure we can do without plagiarism and misinformation machines that generate horrible sex crimes for the amusement of rape aficionados.

TIL Tangerine Dream has over 300 releases. Is 2026 the year I do a deep dive on Tangerine Dream?

Still writing Tevet, 5786 on my cheques.

There is a reason Hope was in Pandora's Box with the other Horrors.

I know Star Trek IV is fairly perfect as is, but when they approach 20th Century Earth in wonder, they could have said something like "Prep-war San Francisco" to tie all the continuity together.

@jordanmorris.bsky.social Merry Christmas. I got you a wikipedia page. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_...

Made eye contact with Graham Green in the lobby of a Thai Restaurant.

Happy week after Christmas

Digging deep in the wrapping paper stash. #sears

From here on in I shoot without a script.

I can’t believe so many people pick “Caesar Salad” as part of their last meals. @goodmythicalmornin.bsky.social

nothing scarier to facism that people might believe they deserve to exist, be part of public life, and thrive the way they are now. if you don't believe you have value its much harder to be angry about your own oppression. so they're working overtime to make sure you don't think you deserve shit

Is there a synesthesia connections game? Words that taste sharp?

Pepto Bismarck. For that sinking feeling.

Why isn’t Andrew Tate in prison? He can get knocked out there

may every trans child grow into a trans adult

#OtD 20 Dec 1973 Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated and dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a five-storey building. His death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9258...

The escalation of Fuck Mary Kill is too much.