The fact that you can watch like 75% of NHL games on ESPN+ in the regular season and then almost none of them on ESPN+ during the playoffs suuuuuuuuuucks.

Just saw an ad for an airline called Cheapo air and that sounds like a fake airline the writers of Rocko's Modern Life came up with.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

As a product of Catholic Schools I am constantly delighted by the fact that my public school kids get to wear whatever clothes they want when they go to school.

Is Trump resurrecting Jeffrey Epstein?

He was bound to lose. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9P...

This is real Caligula shit

Our youngest has been in learn to play hockey classes for a bit. New session started today and I think there were twice as many girls as I've ever seen signed up. Really fucking cool.

Going back in time to tell my childhood self that in 2026 he will be very emotionally invested in elections in Hungary.

"Open secrets" that go unreported are an indictment of journalism.

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

There is nothing more embarrassing than a grown adult telling you their favorite book is Atlas Shrugged. It would be better if they told you they didn't like books.

You know the scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit where Judge Doom taps the tune to "Shave & a Haircut" knowing that Roger wouldn't be able to resist revealing himself to sing "2 bits?" The phrase "It's getting hot in here" is like that for Millennials (with the response "so take off all your clothes")

Any time it comes out that some GOP ghoul is secretly part of a queer or fetish community, it kills me because I know that community is going to get mercilessly scrutinized and mocked for a while and they absolutely don't deserve that.

I have to be honest- I did think MAGA would get around to making anti-Catholic prejudice a thing again but I didn't think it would happen this fast.

I've created something I call "The Subaru Index." When I visit somewhere, the more Subarus I see driving around, the more I can see myself living there. High Subaru Index: -Northern New England -Seattle -Denver -Michigan -Twin Cities -Chicagoland Low Subaru Index: -Florida -Tennessee -Most exurbs

"I just want Star Trek to be the Enterprise fighting Romulans!" Yeah that's because you forgot how fucking good "The Inner Light" was.

I genuinely love of Wrath of Khan but I do think it pickled the brains of a certain segment of Trek fans who think that like... that's all Star Trek is and can be.

Everyone has made the “social issues are central to the show” point, but also: If you want to say you prefer the action-heavy episodes, that’s fine. It’s just… there aren’t that many episodes that are even particularly action-heavy? It’s mostly a show about a branch office holding meetings in space.

Hell yeah fuck yeah.

Ah well. This was a shitty to find out that Andy Weir sucks.

Going to a PWHL game is a great way to realize HOW MUCH MORE popular hockey could be if the culture around men's hockey wasn't so fucking toxic.

Staying at my second Great Wolf Lodge and look... the moms and dads at the GWL in MN are hotter than the ones in the Wisconsin Dells. I'M SORRY.

What a day. Saw the Fleet clinch IN PERSON. Got to sit right behind the bench. Both kids got autographed pucks from the Fleet players AND a broken stick AND Megan Keller threw hands against Britta Curl AND we got to MEET Megan Keller... ended the day with dinner at the diner from Mighty Ducks.

Getty captured the Shohei Ohtani bat flip

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

It is a really neat time in history to have two daughters playing youth hockey.

Ruth's Chris Trump Kennedy Center

Chicago wind gauge

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

Mainstream America: We are obsessed with Heated Rivalry and Drag Race. We love them and can't get enough. American Democrat politicians: LGBT people are not culturally normal. We will not speak of them.

The blatant bigotry of this has already been covered, but "we're not making therapy" is pretty rich from the guy who made for example UP and INSIDE OUT.

Took the girls to see "Hoppers." Typical high quality Pixar family movie but also surprisingly absurd humor. Really enjoyed it.

This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.

I've been going to Dropkick Murphys concerts for 20 years. There are all kinds of different people who go to DKM concerts but my favorites are the 20 somethings from the suburbs who dress up like they're going to a St. Patrick's Day pub crawl....

Vote for Stratton

Their only issue with “media bias” was always that it wasn’t biased enough bsky.app/profile/junl...

Hozier, Ilya Rozanov, Megan Keller, and Hillary Knight on SNL is a peak bisexual hockey person historical moment.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

The cool thing is that the US seeking regime change in the middle east is something that has worked out every time with no blowback or unintended consequences ever.

When I was a kid I got diagnosed with depression because I was sad all the time. In my 20s I got diagnosed with anxiety and thought that was what led to my depression. Now finally in my 40s I've realized I'm neurodivergent and all that other stuff is downstream from that neurodivergence.

I see it's another "wake up to find out the supposedly America first isolationist President started a war overseas" morning.

I love how the people who make family sitcoms just can't stop returning to the well of "what if a family had more than the usual number of kids?"

Pro athletes- Keep politics out of sports The exact same pro athletes- <invite the FBI director to their gold medal celebration> <take a phone call from the President where he tells them they're great and women hockey players suck> <they all laugh> <Go to the SotU as that President's guests>

Oh my god. Did it finally a happen? A storm that will get Baby Boomers to stop talking about the Blizzard of 78 anytime it snows?

In the USA Hockey team videos, Kash Patel looks like a nerd who got invited to a frat party as a trick to publicly embarrass him during pledge week who has no idea he's about to get cow shit dumped on him.