jesus christ

"tired of some of their admiration for [insert lefty or left-leaning political and cultural figure]" explains a solid three-quarters of the last decade of american politics

I think the thing that surprises me most, learning about the Epstein files and what happened on Epstein's island, is that they never approached some rich/famous person who was like "You want me to do what?" who then reported on it to the news.

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

"Be nice to us or we will shoot you"

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

Just a reminder that the golden age of sports in Boston happened when I moved away and that proves that I was the problem.

Alex Pretti grew up in Green Bay, Wisconsin, where he played football, baseball and ran track for Preble High School. He was a Boy Scout and sang in the Green Bay Boy Choir. apnews.com/article/immi...

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: What if instead of scheming assholes the main character was a gentle himbo? And what if instead of big special effects dragons the show was fun and silly? This is all to say I loved it.

just saw a video of abigail spanberger introducing pusha t for an inauguration-related show in richmond. we’re so back.

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

The guy who made commercials louder than TV shows should be in jail.

When the Fleet Play the Victoire at the Garden, they should go back to calling it the FleetCenter just for the day.

You can say Merry Protein again

Gen X is the most forgotten generation because the rest of us don't want to hear them rant about immigrants.

Gen X is at +5 support for ICE while millennials are at -25. Is this at all related to the United States banning lead paint in houses in 1978?

Every op-ed about affordability/the economy in a major newspaper is titled something like "Why it would actually bad if you didn't go into crippling debt when you go to the emergency room" and is written by a sentient venture capital company.

Another Heated Rivalry thought. A big hockey question from this show is imagine how much MORE insane the Crosby-Ovechkin rivalry would've been if they'd been drafted by Montreal and Boston.

Everyone in Chicago: Wow how about the Bears Huh? Me (who was playing Donkey Kong: Bananza last night): Yes... roar?

I grew up as a terrible athlete who wanted to quit sports almost every day I played them, who found himself in theater in high school. So the shock of my life has been realizing that my 9 year old is a really, really excellent athlete.

Not that any of this matters, but Jesse Watters had children with his first wife who he left after an affair with his young producer.

Why does it make me laugh so much when Sméagol says “it’s business!”

The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.

Get their ass, Emma. www.wmagazine.com/culture/emma...

Never let a single goddamned person on the Right ever claim again that they’re the party of law and order without laughing in their lying face.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!

I feel like I'm going insane because the vast majority of comments I've seen from Democratic Congressional leaders have celebrated the ousting of Maduro while mostly kvetching that Trump didn't follow the correct process.

If you liked Heated Rivalry, wait till you learn that the captain of the US Womens National Hockey Team and the captain of the Canadian Womens National Hockey team- two teams with an absolutely insane rivalry- got married to each other.

Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.

I can’t believe the real stranger things really were the friends we made along the way

Score one for “fuck you, make me”

my 2025 year in review

Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works

I just don't know what to do with people whose minds are blown by the very, very just okay chicken fingers from Raising Caines.

Ted Cruz almost ran me over as I was coming out of the bathroom at the airport in Dallas

NY is having a bad flu season. More hospitalizations last week than any week on record. Health authorities are encouraging everyone aged 6mo+ to get the flu vax (it's not too late). Find a provider here: on.nyc.gov/getvaccinated. You can filter for sites where there's no cost for the uninsured.

It is disappointing to me that Canada barely managed to get past Latvia at the world juniors because losing again would’ve been the funniest thing in hockey history

Once again tapping the sign

I thought a lot growing up about what kind of dad I’d be but hadn’t really put a lot of thought into what kind of uncle I’d be. Turns out being the uncle who knows a lot about comic books, video games, and mythology will carry you FAR with nieces and nephews.

At my in laws and there is only Folgers coffee and I now understand why baby boomers put so much sugar and cream in their coffee.

Irving Berlin was a Jew born in Russia, (probably Siberia) and his early life there was defined by trauma and religious persecution. When he was five, his family home was burned to the ground in a violent pogrom. He loved America and everything it stood for, and was very patriotic.

Make a Bond film casual Casino Normale

Heated Rivalry/Shoresy crossover when