Bsky moderation shouldn't ban people for mentioning that one of them was caught liking porn on their official account. They should just use the ban feature, like why.bsky does when you mention their phone and a pool.

She was soft and tender, like a well-cooked brisket. Her fingers traced along my back, delicate as meat falling off the rib. As she saucily beckoned me forward, her tangy smile you know what fuck this i’m gonna go get some barbecue

I genuinely need people to be prepared to Divest from Magic and possibly DnD if WotC doesn't play ball here. Make noise, get loud, boycott. Do whatever it takes to help the workers.

me when i get shot

new vocal stim: playing this card to deal damage to the board DROP A WHAAAALE ON EM

uh hey can anyone actually help me out with some food money? my life has been turned upside down in the past week and i'm trying to get on my feet so i can move on to my next stage of life appreciate u 💜 vmo: ellemeff $fionasnapple paypal.me/ellemeff

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

We just want someone to love.

It's okay to be afraid

one must imagine Sisyphus as an Andrew Bird song

Hard to go on

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

I had some fun but I want more

Some days on this bitch of an earth there is no choice but to night coffee

when you get food poisoning there should be a hotline you can call that would send a food poisoning doula to your house

i said something funny now people are looking at me what the fuck

a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses

absolutely wild watching a post i made go viral from being reposted by the 'user got blocked' bot

lmao

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

this is how I learned that I was blocked by bluesky's tech advisor

AI Dusty Rhodes: Hard times is when you work as an AI for 10, 20 months and then a man cancels his subscription and says "a dev took your job"

tried to google German Suplex, made a typo and all of a sudden I'm looking at real estate in Berlin?

is there a lady wrestler out there named Jenna Sydel? If not, you're welcome, future Jenna

solomon grundle born on mondle

Hold my hand

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨 my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member. this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL. if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help

Kidd Bandit Has Re-Launched T4T Wrestling, Applications Open numetalagenda.com/news/story/k...

Oh so they're BROKE broke

We are creatures, creatures of love

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Brock Lesnar's name appears 90 times in Janel Grant's affidavit supporting opposition to Vince McMahon and WWE's motion for arbitration in her federal civil suit, starting with the section "The Direct Installation of Brock Lesnar Into My Life", including citations, headings, etc.

honestly being an MMJ patient has drastically changed my view of 4/20 it's now the day I can't get weed because the dispensary is closed so people can 'celebrate' and also the dispensary is packed ass to grundle with people for week which is GREAT for people who need their meds and can't do crowds

the Grammy awards are a sham because my Grammy never won one and she was the fuckin best

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

This weekend should be Wrestlemania into Four Twenty Instead it's Depresslemania because I got No Money

I really need an isolated vocal track of the backing singer going "BUHUUUUH" after the lead's "you're looking good" in Earth Wind and Fire's "Let's Groove"

Making flippy-floppy, trying to do my best lock the door, we kill the beast

Yeeeeah they're belting up Darbo if they're bringing in the Stinger

Darby Allin is such a dork lol

Duran Duran Girls on Film voice: Beans on toast! (it's fuckin amazing) beans on toast

When you're fancy but you are poor and shop at acme

a hipster therapist would've been so cool cause I could be like "hey i deeply relate to Talking Heads and Modest Mouse songs" and they'd be like "ohhh okay yeah dude you're autistic and you got ptsd or something"

Where, where is my common sense?

just found what i think is one of the best figures in a scientific paper