DAVID LYNCH: you need to fix their hearts or they will die CARDIOLOGIST: I’m only letting you say that to me because you’re David Lynch

This sign goes so hard

the TMNT's names are Leonard, Danny, Ralph and Mark

Would you like to see a silly joke card I made nine years ago?

'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes https://theonion.com/i-spilled-my-soda-report-nations-dopes-1819572671/

Elon built like he amphibious so I know his house smell like a turtle tank.

Exclusive: The Rocketeer set to face Kong in latest comic miniseries adventure

Science + Art appreciators, we need your help! We're working with the E. Kensington Neighbors Assn & H.A Brown school to create a community-driven mural on the biodiversity of our Philly neighborhood! We need your help to fund this project givebutter.com/KenzoMural Here's why this is important ⬇️

Alright bsky science + art community, I need your help. I was p confident we could get a grant to fund our upcoming biodiversity mural in Kensington. Last night, they called to say our partner school is 2 blocks outside of their service area. But ya know what? We're gonna do it anyway.

more justified “FUCK ICE” chants #AEWGrandSlam

Fuck Ice is #AllElite #AEW

They're chanting 'fuck ICE' in Sydney!

dear world: i'm gunna fuggin barf

Evergreen

now quarters in those days had pictures of bees on 'em. "give me four bees for a dollar" you'd say! I was wearing my UFO pants, as was the style at the time, and I had just gone up to the Neshaminy mall to buy a hot pretzel when...

100+ cigarettes sticking out of a gelatinous cube that is just getting continuously foggier inside

*that* Cody Rhodes promo #AEWCollision

if you like the muppets, why not try professional wrestling?

✨Strange✨

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Invisible John Cena at Pro Wrestling EVE 😂

Mural Arts is seeking an artist for the project, which will be done near Philadelphia High School for Creative and Performing Arts. 🔗 Read more: bit.ly/4tBZgmS

the hand of DOOM may be strict and rigid, but it that unyielding grip that holds Latveria to his heart. Doom loves his people, and only asks that they love him above all things.

Juntos is a community-led, Latine, immigrant organization in South #Philly doing important deportation defense, community care work, and more. Spanish-language ICE hotline: 814-205-3293. #philadelphia Donate at the link: secure.actblue.com/donate/junto...

this fucking rules

I just want to talk about this a bit more. Combining @dc.com and @allelitewrestling.com was a dream gig for me, just madness to be part of in the best way. It's a love letter to comics and it's a love letter to wrestling. A funnybook event that homages the conventions of the squared. circle.

hey so what's the new Bluesky?

really getting in to Doomposting lately. THAT FOOL RICHARDS!

support jerome against this bullshit! gofund.me/7a0e408e5

She gobbler's on my knob until I see my shadow

yo i'm really having a hard time, I've never felt as alone as I have lately

Of course Rowling in the the Epstein files of course she is. I'm sure Hulk Hogan is in there too, but he probably got ignored

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Red carts are portents of doom and carnage. 🎮

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

He's like fucking Forrest Gump, but for sex crimes

Writing Graphic Novels Ulysses American Post-Modernism/The Lost Generation Badminton Terrestrial Ecology

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

Hey, if you need a reason to buy my music today (and there’s a lot of music), I need to buy two new tires cos they’re flat AND pay my rent and it’s gonna make me deadass broke for like three weeks so that would be cool. (Or Venmo me at emdashreed lol) howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/music

If anyone wants to get some mutual aid action going for Emily, she needs it. Go buy some of her music: howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com

You do what you can until you can do more. Every time there’s some form of protest whether it’s marching or refusing to spend money for a day I see pushback from people who say it’s ineffective or performative. And maybe it is in some ways, but it’s also a starting point for more. 1/4

A+++ Appalachian protest sign:

Shutdown the fucking government

We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment. Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

what if they were called Condums and you wore them on your wiener instead of them being giant robots