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i haven't talked to anyone about it in real life, because it's weird to talk about stuff like this, but Yo, strangers on the internet, I bought a bidet and it's amazing and y'all should go through life with cleaner, fresher feeling bootyholes.

Tee Em En Tee

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

lmao i'm officially a private chef now

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Always repost Big Challenges

Perry Bamonte, The Cure guitarist and keyboard player, dies aged 65

🎶Last Christmas. I gave you deez nuts🎶

on the whatever day of chrismas my twuwu love gave to me five golden men 4 handsome men 3 french men 2 purple men and a MANNNN

Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

waiter! waiter!! your biggest nap please!

the little "mrrrrph" sound cats make when they jump from a high place reskeet if u agree

this is kind of fucking awesome

Philly is America's greatest city

life hack for dudes: next time you're in a public bathroom and you're feeling tired just rest your head on the shoulder of the guy next to you at the urinal

don't put Fukui-san in the soup

Andy Williams: It's the holiday season, so

bjork oh my god so good to see you! it’s been s- bjork: I have heetbox

Pennsylvania: I don't wanna be friends with benefits anymore Me: okay but they're my food stamps

krobus should be romanceable

Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy isn't a fool

Social security be like "we don't think your crippling pain, anxiety, depression and sensory problems are all that bad. We just get that vibe. Our vibe is legally admissible"

christmas gift recipes be like 12 egg 1 lb of butter 2 lbs of sugar and like idk 8 or 9 lemon mix and heat

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

As I live, there will be no evil that will stand.

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

no one ever has you can't fight city hall clipped in good quality and due to its relevancy i need to be able to link to it roughly every day that im alive so whatever i'll just do it.

jesus christ Rob and Michele Reiner

For anyone thinking of downloading this: (Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)

Today's depression chow: microwave jasmine rice and edamame with faux white boy kimchi, chili crisp and furikake. Rice and beans are all you need.

coyotes are the most successful animals on earth because they're dog hardware running rat softwear. I guarantee that 95% of you are about 1 mile away from at least 25 coyotes right now, no matter where you live. they're god's unkillable scumbag and i love them

i only have 4 dollars to my name right now, but maybe YOU have more and also care about trans and queer voices and art? That's pretty cool!

I'm sorry, but I am gonna end up spamming this for a couple weeks Have to get this together or I'm homeless, so just stressin Please share if you dont mind ❤️

tfw there's a snake in yer boot

my friend, rock from mega man, says hi

Normally, I'm happy to make Epic pay devs for me to get a game i'll never play. Skip this one