Bravo ladies that was great I am now afraid of all of you

Genuinely one of the best matches AEW has ever had

Wrestling rips shit

BIG. DADDY. STATLANDER

fuck I need to read books again

For me, it's House of Leaves. Just impossibly strange, deeply complicated, the epitome of weird. Scary, sexy, very very human, a love story hidden in a haunted house.

Iconic character, played by like 7 different dudes, has uncertain future after on-screen death. Like no one really cared when Jame Bond was suddenly Scottish. No one will really care if he's not dead now.

If the GameCube was instead called the N65, and Nintendo kept the same naming convention until current day, the Switch 2 would be called the N69. You're welcome.

I type out "I tap that ass for 3 colorless mana and cast 'cum’", hit send, and just wait for the dollars to roll in

every day I feel like it's the end and then I just keep going

@fetterman.senate.gov just called your office. Left a voicemail, don't expect anyone to get back to me, but in the off chance you care enough to ask your staff what bsky is saying, I want you to know that you personally are responsible for breaking what was left of my hope for the Democratic Party

BUH-BYE! #MTG

just learning now that there is a topps baseball card of the swarm of bees that delayed a dodgers/diamondbacks game last season. the ebay listing i grabbed this photo from is selling it for $150

AH

RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit

I think more people should confront the fact that Bruce Wayne--and most of the Batman supporting cast--more than likely have south New Jersey accents due to Gotham being right by Atlantic City, canonically You may not be strong enough to confront this truth, but a truth it remains

Absolute Wonder Woman

Hey @magic.wizards.com 👋 you got another apology or clarification for those hundreds of artists who've publicly said they won't fuck with you anymore if you use gen "AI" in your games?

kids these days are just out there doing spots and playing to the crowd. Shadowboxing and tripping over themselves doing this flippy shit. Where's the mental stuff, huh? Where's the ring psychology? Just saying, you send ol Mean Mark back there with a fifth of Jack and a leather vest and just wa

I wonder if "I want to eat grapefruit" is a legit enough reason to ask my doctor to take me off statins

ngl chat i've been thinking about 7 foot tall Wonder Woman for a week now. don't plan on stopping.

regardless of the votes, Mamdani is the most fuckable candidate and that's really what wins electrons what am I talk ing about again

so when do they give zohran mamdani a big sword and let him behead cuomo in front of a cheering audience

okay yeah free bus and rent control is sick but who's his Mount Rushmore?

we need cherelle to be the next eric adams (one term mayor, belt to ass beat down)

Zordon's Mom, Dani

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS

I'd just like to point out that a man who is tasked with defending this country is on trial describing how he was assaulted with a sandwich. Bitch ass man is softer than subways shitty gross bread

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

wishing the dolls a happy Dickless No Nuts Novemeber

sbemen

“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”

I am a machine that turns turkey sandwiches, weed and espresso into ennui and poop

the trees are for the dolls

anyone else a former gifted kid who is still really smart but their brain is just so shot full of trauma and stress gunk that it just doesn't fucking work and people still expect you to be really smart and capable but you're just fucking useless and sad and frustrated at your lost potential?

I could use a break. Or a hand.

So, uh, Absolute Bruce is around 6'9, 420 lbs. Diana is taller. Mother.

Batman: Loves pro wrestling, hates racist cops

if you have even a passing interest in comics, you should read Absolute Wonder Woman

UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE DON'T QUALIFY FOR SNAP BUT I PROMISE YOU IF YOU SHOWED UP AT THEIR DOOR HUNGRY, THEY WOULD FEED YOU!!

lay your head down on my lap when i nap, you nap, we nap

There is money set aside for this. Trump is not using it.

The president can suck my east ballroom. The west one, too

Birthday buys: J. Hickman's Avengers vol 1, Hickman's f4 Marvel Primer, and Absolute Wonder Woman vol 1.

I'm poor and sad and lonely and tomorrow is my birthday

lmao thanks

when the trump era ends they should convert the ballroom into the first ever presidential crack den

Kyle O'Reilly is such a cutie patootie

lmao what if he just never finishes the ballroom and leaves the white House all fucked up