Manuel Neuer 🧤

Thinking about my faves again

Carlos is so innocent. Take that card back!!!!

Hell yeahhhhhhhh I love when I get the Inter Bonus!!!!!

CARLOS TIIIIIIIIME

He’s my world GOAT aktchully

Dumfries is my Dutch GOAT 🫡

I’m so deeply over Lautaro. Fucking SCORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

I need an Inter goal now. Enough messing about.

As I watch inter I am scrolling on Zillow and one of the highlights they have one this house is “interior plumbing”. Which yes is a highlight but not in the way I would expect to be something that needed to be said these days.

It’s quite sad that the Supercoppa is played here in a half empty stadium when it could have been in Italy and packed with an actual atmosphere.

Hello. I am back. Turns out twitter is still the worst place on earth.

I never wanna look at a PowerPoint again in my LIFE

We tried to tell you

Counterpoint: Do

I too am a little annoying so I am BACK TO BASEBALL POSTING

The way that Conclave and Flow are going to battle it out for my favorite films of the year. ✨duality✨

My friend went to Spain and Portugal and brought me back these 🥲🥹

The only man actually

I only listen to the saddest songs known to humanity or rap songs in Italian that I cannot understand. 😮‍💨

Me listening to my own wrapped playlist: “wow this is such a good song!” “Omg I love this one!” “Taste!”

Max Eberl irked at being asked about Bayern‘s failure to win the biggest domestic games - Frankfurt, Dortmund & now Leverkusen twice. Said the red card factor meant you can’t judge it in the same way. Didn’t like it when it was put to him that he didn’t make the reverse point against 10 men vs. PSG.

Same club wanted to keep a well publicized abuser so am I surprised? No. But I am disappointed.

I need to know what Naomi Klein thinks of the Substance (2024).

If we lose this - it’s going to be the end of me.

Aleksandar Pavlović is back in the squad

🔴⚪

I’ve seen more of that Cambridge grads face than my own family. Why can’t men online™️ be normal? The amount of ring wingers losing their absolute shit over a doctorate degree when they failed out of freshman year at business school is astonishing.

“When Pythagoras was asked about the purpose for which humans were created, he said, ‘To look upon the heavens’” τί δὴ τοῦτό ἐστι Πυθαγόρας ἐρωτώμενος, ‘τὸ θεάσασθαι’ εἶπε ‘τὸν οὐρανόν’, #Iamblichus

He’s right and he should say it. I love rewriting the English language.

A booktuber just released a wrap up were they read 60+ books….?

just wanna share a favourite

The same people cry and call folks snowflakes but they are this mad about someone choosing to not use a certain social media platform. The jokes write themselves honestly.

We should be allowed at least 3/5 days a year of “my book is really good and I wanna read that instead of working” paid time off. That’s what’s wrong with this nation.

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Books with short chapters >>>

I feel my suburban white girlness the most when I am blasting Kendrick from my VW Tiguan rolling up to my local grocery store.

My Dutch GOAT!!!!

I miss the old hairline :/

I KNOW the tired was from Olise 😭

My biggest issue with this sport is the second I love a player, it’s over. I will never shut up about them and I will never slander them. Idc if they made 179 mistakes in one match! That’s my LOVEa and they are INNOCENT

This Kendrick in a Bayern kit news really usurped my excitement of Carlos starting. 😭 I’m sorry to my man! I’m here and seated tho

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I will NEVER shut up about this oh my GOD

Him out there hatless in the snow is diabolical. Where is his cap???

Watching everyone react to the Kendrick album is great. It’s just all this out of context shit and it feels like when everyone’s posting about a sport I don’t watch.

I just saw this and I need to know what is wrong with this person. I mean I did see Oppenheimer 6 times so do I have room to judge

Brother, imma end it all ✌🏼

Woke up feeling terrible with a sore throat. I mean, it’s the middle of November and I’ve yet to turn on my heater so is this a sandwich made by my own two hands? Maybe.