mark carney rn:

you know a netflix documentary or limited series was good when it ends with a plug for wannatalkaboutit

why doesn't trump ever joke about something funny, like putting steven miller into a wood chipper, or that jd vance is the Goatse guy?

In 1997, Burger King reformulated their fries to better compete with McDonald's. For the campaign, they used Mr. Potato Head, who participated in some McDonald's campaigns in years past. These fries were pretty good, but in true BK fashion, they've changed the recipe since then.

*schwarzenegger in predator voice* if he reacts, we can shame him

"pouring one out" for my homie scott adams by sticking my fingers up someone's ass

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

“For the former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana, see Harry Baals.” god bless america

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

This year, Grok was reprogrammed to say Elon Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc. www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...

normal people just say "ball don't lie"

i just finished obra dinn. any suggestions for another mystery / puzzle game? (i've also finished the two golden idols, and outer wilds) #gaming

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

Hey all, I (Staff) am putting together a Bsky user list of PWOT posters. Most of the people I have found are users who have referenced PWOT on here. I'm sure there are many more who haven't. If you know someone, could you tag them? The user list is linked below if you'd like to have a PWOT feed

he got fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

i still can't believe Canadian Potato said that.

ordering a coffee and opening an incognito tab either way, im about to watch some pourin' in this café

taking a trip to the US to finally get someone to read all my bangers

its a shame that this mechanical turk can't be presented straight up because teleoperation seems impressive and practical

she must have seen a pic of Pat Patterson

john cheever's 'the enormous radio' (1947) predicting twitter usage

much quicker to put this guy in a room by himself

small comfort knowing that Rogan is well acquainted with emotional labour

#nuzzi haters: "it's about ethics in journalism journalism!"

doing a reverse Bryan Johnson regimen to prematurely age myself into olivia nuzzi's preferred, uh, level of maturity

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

just cause he's destroying the united states doesn't mean you get to slut shame donald #trump

putin probably brought the bill clinton blowjob photo to alaska

looks like something you'd find in a Fallout game

with a small edit, ive been able to make Hemingway's story sadder and with one fewer word for sale: shoeless dead baby

on door dash you can get BLT and BLS

she is a Groucho Marx-ist

when wembamyama does not have the ball, all the other spurs should be asking "where is wembanyama?" #nba

it makes me sad to think of all the young athletes that dreamed of growing up and playing in the XFL just for it to disappear. what a waste

Cliff Smith: "With the off day yesterday I feel that I could go 6, maybe 7 beers. Whatever the team needs tonight, I'll drink it. I'm drinking like there's no tomorrow" #mlb #BlueJays 🍁

know who im trying to be right now? im about to be the Toronto Blue Jays to beat your fuckin ass up #mlb

results came back negative for that dog in me 😭

phase 2 of the cracker barrel rebrand was to make RBG the new mascot

i always put this #bluejays team first and so i am willing to watch tonight's game on four hours rest, if they need me

aaron rodgers tonight:

these steeler jerseys are repurposed employee uniforms from the cracker barrel rebrand #nfl

@mlb.com post a highlight u coward

Emily Kewageshig "I haven't made an art piece for fun in a while. Blue Jays heading to the ALCS was enough to get my creativity flowing!!"

world series game 7 bullpen game because the analytics said so #mlb

i love that they have committed to this bit

Sim 15-minute City