@mlb.com post a highlight u coward

Emily Kewageshig "I haven't made an art piece for fun in a while. Blue Jays heading to the ALCS was enough to get my creativity flowing!!"

world series game 7 bullpen game because the analytics said so #mlb

i love that they have committed to this bit

Sim 15-minute City

idi amin was an avid call of duty:modern warfare player and he prestige'd enough times to collect all the emblems

Good evening Riyadh! What’s the deal with women drivers?

will sean penn ever learn to leave that pesky road runner alone??

sperm counts are falling but that's because sperm are more highly educated these days

taking a hit of this before my first #mlb at bat

i strongly believe in a 'reverse The Secret' in sports where, for your team to win, you need to cheer for the rival. if that doesn't work its because you didn't commit all of your 💗 to the rival team if your team ever does win, you'll end up hating it because you'll be fully committed to the rival

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taking a tylenol and browsing @baseball-reference.com #mlb

completely off-topic but every time I see gianmarco's pfp i think it's this guy:

@jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social do you take suggestions for your year's worst tweet bracket?

far-right is upset because charlie kirk's neck turned into a fountain but it wasn't whites only 😢

like if you think neddy merrill should had more drinks while swimming lucinda river reskeet if you think he should have had even more than that!

most murder victims knew their murderer so id be on the lookout for a dentist who hates his clients

you'd think charlie kirk was orc city the way his ruin was overseen by him, the architect of his own destruction.

the hands yearn to form a goatse

i wonder if this is relevant tonight

my love languages are: receiving gifts, acts of service, wage theft violations, and exploitation

@radishharmers.bsky.social I wanted to say hahaha to this but didn't see it on bsky

porkin' across america sequel coming soon!!!

finally figuring out the meaning of that hemingway short story

i wonder if the clippers gave away all their draft picks for PG (as part of the kawhi signing) thinking that if they ever got caught for circumventing the cap, they'd have nothing to give up

i should be able to mix up the order of my cat's names and still have my password work

I don't think Lindsay Ellis was even considered part of "breadtube" but she's managed to produce a better video on the subject of genocide than any of the big names of that era are even willing to attempt. Incredible work here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwpa...

so sorry i died

TRUMP: "rudy guiliani still lives"

i respect not the man who has visited 100 porn sites, but the man who has visited 1 porn site 100 times

even if he doesn't die soon, this is great content to have ready for when he does.

jake from state farm is very popular in my home country

holding up a fist and saying "fight, fight, fight" after his round of golf today seems to have been a mistake

i can't be the only one getting this, right?

🚨IMPORTANT: For the second straight year, windandsea.jp/en is holding a raffle contest to win official PaRappa the Rapper x NBA tie-in clothing - one of the most specific brand intersections you'll ever see.

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

TRUMP DIED TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

rumours of my death have been greatly memeified

during the 2nd civil war we used to paint our faces with the cracker barrel logo and dip our bullets in bud light, just to strike terror into their hearts

i thought the weird part was the anus part

What's in the guac?!

montreal belongs in the northeast div

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "suck brick kid!"

whats next??? no phones during sex????

it must be so intimidating to have to meet a guy you know had his own best friend killed :(

gained some street cred in cyberpunk 2077 by talking a car out of suicide

I cannot get over how no one in mainstream politics even disputes factual claims like this. Everyone admits that Israel is starving children and murdering desperate civilians. The only ‘debate’ is about what to call it and whether the motives of people protesting it are pure enough.

china is making these while elon is busy trying to make humanoid sharecropper robos

what's the deal with #aiart always having a yellow tint?