they had to end smiling friends before everyone noticed there are more halloween episodes than episodes where their client is a woman

Like this post if you think Orville Redenbacher is NOT guilty! #ImWithOrville

her name is Charles HaHa

"new evangelion series written by yoko taro" i want out of the matrix i want out of the matrix im sorry in 2012 i said i wished the Ideas Wiki was real let me out please please please please please

"it's fine to dream" by you are an angel my new album OUT NOW! hope you enjoy <3 awawawaworld.bandcamp.com/album/its-fi...

there are many good reasons to avoid using star ratings on sites like letterboxd backloggd etc. but chief among them is that whether you're coming up from a 4 or down from a 5, giving something 4.5 stars is always virtue signaling

haha yeah i love creepy youtube videos too! blink warm soup

sighs resigned to the inevitability that my matt johnson blackberry career arc moment will be making a fictionalized biopic about the max headroom incident

if these walls could talk they'd tell me to say F*** - Kendrick Lamar

looking forward to finishing this album so i can leave my contract with Albert Records. Howie Records just seems much more hands on. Bigler’s Seafood Records has better support for their artists

to whoever made the Gay Brothers (2024) letterboxd/tmdb page: im flattered and the weird cropped thumbnail poster and inclusion of joke anagram credits are awesome but this is what got the biggest laugh out of me

Groundskeeper Willie is fighting a war none of us will ever understand

emails used to have cool info like when your package was coming and now they all just say 🎉 you were the top browser of r/amibeingannoying in 2026 and are 150MB

if you like things that are hardcore+awesome you should do everything in your power to see this film even if bringing it to a theater near you may involve sending a scary email. i know you're bisexual or whatever but you can do it 🎥

(gets too excited and flaps my angel wings a single time which is enough to send all the unpaid bills and tax documents laid out on your table flying everywhere) fuck sorry !!!!

hey man, thanks for having me over last night. just wanted to reiterate that your roommate's dog was an absolute class act

posting on bluesky

being ride or die for old simpsons but not enjoying futurama that much has ostracized me from my peers, cost me dozens of potential employment opportunities, etc. maybe even rightly so. something about the rhythm of it just pisses me off but maybe i'm a Bad Person

most impressive Stunt in nirvanna the band the show the movie was sticking the landing on the Reverent Ben Folds Needledrop

anytime i hear a stock logic pro instrument in a song im just happy to see that guy

many of you spend all year going "i want a girl who says Hell i want a gf who says Hell!" then freak out when we do things like drink orange juice at night. your ass is Never waking up in my 1998 Dinosaur Jubilee shirt

Brat Summer still ongoing for anyone else? "Clut classics, clut clut classics" 😍

Cartoon Plot Holes: plankton could have just gotten the secret formula using the Freedom of Information Act

jumpscared by friend's father in edmund mcmillen mewgenics mobygames nightmare meow rotation

watching the game saying woke is back on the menu every time we get a point

monroe, wa

heart locket with a picture of the shawarma cart on portland state university campus inside

everyone likes to think their birthdate is the hard cutoff of a statistically significant microgeneration but people six months younger than me dont remember Vimeo seeming like it could have potential

ohhh it is called that because every post is a baby bird leaving the nest and you decide if it takes wing into the "blue sky" or not :)

all im trying to do is live long enough to boldly cast dean norris as live action superintendent chalmers and even thats in flux on account of the "pivot away from video"

amazing graze how sweet the ground

hiiii my mom’s car is exploding and i’m having a crazy-making bug crisis in my home at the same time so i’ve made a gofundme to help weather this while i look for work 😭 please share if you can gofund.me/6811b7b9d

!! Hot Singles are Languishing in your area !!

BREAKING: Donald Trump has died from sitting on a hedgehog 😣

opened my fridge and the only thing inside was a glass of water i had been working on earlier

when you started speaking about "bb no money" ,, i thought you may have been speaking about me 🤣

i once was lost media but now i'm found media

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

girl i can be the jerry saying "Don't laugh. It's not funny." to your kramer apologizing for the laugh factory

did you read that Roku City Creepypasta I sent you yet? fascinating stuff

getting pulled over and insisting no officer i'm not so grump i'm not so grump

feeling the single pea under my 20 mattresses and 20 featherbeds and sighing happily thinking about how kind my butch wife is for indulging this elaborate scenario

thank you to all of my wellwishers for making my post : follower conversion look good in my big excel spreadsheet titled "Finances"

have anyone seen this viral clip

thank you all for helping me be so comfortable with being myself, emboldening me to rattle off C tier blueskys constantly

becoming one of those furries who's like "i was just a little puppy and they punished me for wagging my tail 🥺" but referring to not enough people liking my posts at my current age