Drag name: Bree Van de Kunty

Swap them.

I was on the link yesterday and this little boy smelled like salt

Two bites into Dave’s hot chicken I lowk get suicid@l

All girls want is a Jeremy From Phineas to Eat Pizza with

Honestly? At the end of the girl I’m just a day…

You can do Anything if you put your mind to it 💛✨

I rlly will be bartering on facebook marketplace and then have to pull the “my mom said no” card

Today I was walked around World Market with a headache and it was godless af

One of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re speaking passionately about a piece of media you love and want to share with a friend and they hit you with the “yeah my parent(s) love that”… like okay but it’s suicide prevention month so just- let’s think about this.

My nickname is “dih” because I could make Dih sandwich at home!

Who else would TOTALLY breastfeed Chum Chum? 🤣🤣🤣 #matriarch

Ladies- is it normal for your pillowcase to smell like an open wound?

Heard lilo and stitch went neoliberal. What is “Obama is family”…?

i think that we should bring dafuq back

If you were basque would you tell people or keep your cards close to your chest

It’s hard being the Lena Dunham of your high school…

@somefeatures.bsky.social Gay Brothers (2024) if any of the names are wrong please let me know

how it feels to get high and listen to neil young after the gold rush at 1 in the morning

Do you think Mr. Krabs is a natural blonde?

The western front wouldn’t have been all quiet if I was there

@afantano.bsky.social oh and your hairline

Because you have never understood and it’s coming back 10 fold. Girls… GET HIM!

There’s about to be a whole lot of turbulence.

Heard they’re canceling fantano on twitter #finally @afantano.bsky.social everybody say sausage keep it going

Side parts are the sincerest form of flattery

Cash me on BlueSky how ‘bout that! #danielle

Starting the rumor that Kendrick Lamar has a perverse obsession with post partum depression

Teen pregnancy bart

Why do we call them fingers? cause I don’t ever see them fing…

Is synchronized swimming real… if so- where do I get one???!?!?!

Give me money

Twirling my labia rn listening to weyes blood

Having Ezell’s after you’ve been thinking about Dave’s all day is like seeing a movie based on a book you love

I don’t play video games because I’m Jewish

This is the first day of my life!