Stephen Miller’s cousin 👇🏽

Make this go viral. Labour MP Louise Haigh.

Good question for Kristi Noem.

The specialty of the GOP: Hypocrisy. I'm sick of those gaslighting, do-nothing asswipes.

The president against remote work has been at his house in Florida for 3 weeks.

And yet, in basically every airport I've been to around the world, you can still drive up to the airport departures/arrivals building to drop off and pick up. So charges are *not* absolutely necessary at all. Just more rip off Britain on display.

This article is what happens when you don't know what ESP/ESC is and inexplicably still end up writing for a motoring website. ESP/ESC was developed between 1987 and 1992, and was in production vehicles by 1995 and still is to this day... But McLaren invented it in 1997. Okay, son.

7 thousand TV series. 26 thousand movies. And my mother *chooses* to watch 9-1-1 Lone Star. I love my mother dearly but it may me time to consider she may actually be mentally ill. 😂😂

It’s not new, but if you combine it with creative application of a certain colloquialism regarding “daddy”, you can really unnerved the bible thumpers. For example: “Oh sky daddy, I’ve been so bad! I’m on my knees begging you to fill me and wash away how dirty I am!”

The duality (schizophrenia) of Reddit in one image...

Guy on #LBC says Rik Mayall should be on the £10 note. I disagree. It should be a £5 note. "Five pounds to get into my own bedroom? Ha! What have you done, turn it into a roller disco?"

Oh what a fucking shocker, he's from the Heritage Foundation. Yes, The fucking Heritage Foundation. And trust Ian Fail to not fully disclose who or what the Heritage Foundation are. Fucking cock end.

Who the fuck is this Trump dick sucking, lying prick on LBC? No, the BBC is not state funded. It's funded by the licence fee, not central government, and is a choice, not mandatory. Get the fuck off the radio if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Cunt.

that reminds me..I must check in with #channel4 to see if they liked my pitch for a new TV show.

I'm mainly looking at you, America.

Why are the Gran Turismo subs on Reddit filled with absolute fucking morons of the highest order?? Or are people in general just becoming bigger and bigger c**ts??

Sheila Fogarterfy on LBC at her absolute whataboutery best. Yes, Sheila, Hillsborough, the blood scandal and the post office scandal are absolutely comparable to *checks notes* war crimes. Knob.

Why is Tom Swarprick on LBC weirdly obsessed by pubs? Pubs are on their deathbed, and have been decades - far longer than the budget announcement - and *nothing* is going to save them. Make them entirely tax free and they'll still die. Times and attitudes have changed, nothing will change that.

The only legitimate software development methodology: 1. Think very hard about an implementation 2. Don't do anything

My word, Tom Swarprick on LBC really is a performative Gumby: "LABOUR TRYING TO KILL PUBS!"

How can Kemi BadEnoch have such little shame and brazenly lie? Apparently tax only comes from "workers", no mention of companies and their avoidance which, when they're caught, are able to negotiate their own fucking tax rates.

And there we are. The CBI attacking the Employment Rights Bill, sneaking in North Sea Oil, whining about missing out on PFI, all wrapped up in "family" and "happiness". Sure love, sure. And why does she keep basically randomly shouting every now and then? Sounds mental.

Knob on Tom Swarpicks LBC show suggesting there is no such thing as toxic masculinity, only toxicity and masculinity. That's like saying there's no such thing as bad drivers, radical feminist, or evangelical Christians.

Caller on LBC wouldn't want to use toilets men have been in because women are clean. Get fucked. I've worked in the late night entertainment industry for years; you don't get shit and (period) blood smeared over cubical walls in men's toilets. Women can be absolute fucking animals!!

Sheila Fogarterfy on LBC once again interrupting callers because she knows the point about to be made, witters on for ages so the "conversation" has moved on and the caller is forced to address her ramblings. We see what you do, Fogarterfy. We see.

Piers Moron (Morgan) is an almost incomprehensibly stupendous thundercunt. That is all.

MAGA math.

In a spell-binding move, Reform run, cash-strapped, Kent County Council repaints the yellow 'Keep Clear' lines outside a school that closed 10 years ago news.sky.com/story/reform...

Why is Tom Swarprick on #LBC such a dickhead? We dont have open borders, and he knows we don't, but the doesnt stop him from spewing divisive, disinformation bollocks on the radio for thick c**ts to latch onto. Ironic he's now talking about "far right boosters". He f**king is one!

Someone get Kat some vocal coaching (and I mean that in a nice, not asshole way). She has a beautiful tone, almost like an Irish singer, just waiting to be unleashed on the world. #ChildrenInNeed2025 #ChildrenInNeed #CIN2025 #BBCCIN2025

Prick Ferrari on the Jan 6 Capital Riots: "Things happen". Imagine sucking Trump's tiny mushroom cock on the radio. #LBC

Watching ITV documentary Breaking Ranks: Inside Israel's War. I wonder how long before the usual suspects begin shrieking that ITV is antisemitic and denouncing the Israelis taking part as the wrong kind of Jews or self-hating Jews?

Why are right-wing presenters on #LBC absolute tools? Self-styled contrarian Ali Miraj comparing contrarianism - challenging conventional wisdom - to the 1989 Velvet Revolution in Czechoslovakia, which ended 41-years of one-party rule. That's right, he thinks himself a revolutionary! 😂

Wait, what? No Jimmer at the Gran Turismo World Series in LA?!? #GranTurismo #GTWS

What's that high pitched noise? Oh wait, it's Swarprick dogwhistling on #LBC as usual.

Also, the world's first simple-minded fascist white supremacist troll trillionaire who hates his children. Let's not forget that.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Tom Swarprick on #LBC being his usual performative thick c**t, feeding ever changing talking points for actual thick c**ts to parrot. Example: "If I need to go to the shops around the corner". Why the f**k are you taking a car "around the corner"?

The cool thing about this is it incentives “real” news orgs to write stories with headline keywords that might be found by people googling for more info after being primed by the insanity!

"I wanna fank the Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ". Shut up you f**king bellend, it was your actual team and saver, not some Saviour. #BRKNCO

Ok, someone is going to Hell for this meme. Say hi to Charlie for me. And save a spot for Donnie Kid-Diddler. He'll be arriving soon.

Get f**ked, Starmer. The *only* thing more reliably wrong than Starmer is a stopped clock, and even that's right twice a day. #Stonehenge #JSO #JustStopOil

Not my shot but 👍🏻

At least I'm not the only one who is annoyed by the idiotic extending of the term "derby" to whatever suits. Where does it stop, two teams playing in the northern hemisphere is a derby?

Did I just hear the talking heads on ITV say Wrexham Vs Cardiff in the Carabou Cup is a derby?!? That's like saying a team in or around Manchester playing a team from in or around Northampton is a derby. We're can I get one of these jobs where you get paid for talking about shit??

Reddit mods in nuking inconvenient truths shocker!

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

#tacoman Next will be the "Bigger, More Beautiful West Wing!" Donald's got to shove elephants through his loopholes. From ABC News.