Another day of tiresome LinkedIn ambulance-chasing.

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The home of the O'Donovan family is being used as a polling station in Coolmoyne, Co Tipperary. Around 250 people are eligible to vote at the house and after they cast their ballot, they will be treated to a cup of tea, a slice of apple or rhubarb tart, or a scone | More: rte.ie/b/1540324

Every time I see a picture of that Steen wan I feel like I'm about to be called rrree-volting while being fed a bar of chocolate that'll turn me into a mouse

I see we've reached the "calling people considering not voting for them stupid fucking dopes" page of the FG electoral playbook.

Some people hark back to the past as a golden time in Ireland. Lads, we live IN IRELAND. The 50's was shite. The 60's was shite. The 70's was shite. The 80's was utter shite. The 90's was when things began to get good. Because we started becoming liberal and telling the Church to go fuck itself.

Phil Sutcliffe, Dublin county councillor, and former boxer should have been hit in the head less (or more)

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October, USA: Ooh time for candy apples and spoopy films and sexy costumes and carving funny pumpkins 🎃 October, Ireland: It is IMPERATIVE that you eat the LAST of the BLACKBERRIES before the PÚCA takes a SHITE on them