when your wife won't stop being funny for two seconds so you can hit the pen

You know, maybe it would be easier for new players to get through A Realm Reborn if the FFXIV community didn't treat it like a literal chore. Like required reading, or the vegetables you have to eat before getting dessert. Maybe if we just call it good--which it is--people will actually LIKE it.

1999 Matthew McConaughey: I like getting high and slapping my bongos The Pigs: I do not like that. You should go to jail. You should actually just go to jail.

I'M FUCKING HOME!!!!! Ft. @tootallgirl.com

but what if it was

The beatles should have been on hrt... pauline mccartney... jane lennon... georgina harrison... ringo star....

The full illustration I did for @taplingzines.bsky.social "We've Always Been Here" The zine depicts queer couples throughout cultures and history and I had the honours of portraying a Japanese lesbian couple in an underground bar during the 80s✨ #queer #lesbians #illustration

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

Either celebrate games as art, or drop the pretence. There’s not really a middle ground.

This lived long past the 17th century. It's actually one of the games Arthur C Clark has his characters play in A Fall of Moondust while they're trying to kill time and stay calm to await rescue. Also, really loved that book.

Curly sketches 🧡

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

art (pic taken 4/16/26)

"wow... i've never had a banana with such a greenish taste, but so yellow and bruised... yknow that taste I'm talking about?" @tootallgirl.com: "Yeah... Al Dente...."

Us, sitting at the bar at waffle house. @tootallgirl.com "Sitting at the bar... it's like American Hibachi..."

GUYS GUYS GUYS GYESS WHO SHES AT THE AIRPORT TO GO TO GUESS JUST GUESS YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO SHES FLYING TO YOU'RE IN FOR A FUCKING SHOCK TOP 5 PEOPLE SHE'S GOING TO FLY TO NUMBER 1 WILL SURPRISE YOU

me every time I see the Neil pic

ill just stay quiet in the corner. sorry to everyone i disappoint every day. sorry if this ends up on the other feed. just kick me from everything if it's a bother. Sorry.

GOD FUXKINF DAMMIT GODD DAMMIT FGOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT

"So, making sourdough is like a self-mill deck?" - @tootallgirl.com "I'm going to fucking touch you" - me

Just going to leave this here.

I really hate asking for money, but if you want to help me get through this very last stretch of development which coincidentally seems to be when my finances are the worst they've ever been, I would greatly appreciate it.

@tootallgirl.com: "Yes, we can eat dog food, as long as my wife feeds me a filet mignon after" (in reference to me saying I'll only watch the Hobbit trilogy IF she lets me read the entire series to her)

I've absolutely fallen in love with @onepagerules.bsky.social. My wife and I booted up a table on Tabletop Simulator last night, not realizing people had made some pretty cool automated tables, and simply used 40k minis; and yet, it worked so smoothly. It's fast, snappy, and fun, +

WIP~

update: mon-keighs have hands what the fuck

Gonna properly teach my wife @tootallgirl.com how to play warhammer (at the casual level i play). I cannot wait to dismantle the Empire of Mankind. FUCK YOU, MON-KEIGH!

Listen. If you've never watched Leverage, you're doing yourself a disservice. Watch Leverage.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Since that new VHS filter web app smells a bit bad to me, I think it's a good occasion to recommend ntsc.rs It's just as accurate, you can run it on your actual computer, and works with videos too!

everything Billy Joel did, They Might Be Giants did better. oh, yeah? i'm wrong? why don't you get back to me after listening to all 79 tmbg albums a couple times, buddy,

Witch (2022)🧡🕯️ #nsfwart #pinup

decided im going to finish these drawings of my headcanons for the scions so here lets start with the most popular, Y'shtola!🫶 #ffxiv #ff14 #finalfantasyxiv #finalfantasy14 #yshtola #yshtolarhul

Wendy

numb.

If you wanna play Cleft of Dimensions, please treat yourself. It's a tad dated (made in 2000, so a bit of questionable early internet humor persists) but it's passionate and cool and completely free. I recommend NOT using the browser player, and downloading Mudlet instead. Much love, Lilith.

I'm younger than my wife, by about 12 years and 11 months to be specific. I never grew up playing any of the early MMOs she fell in love with, like EverQuest, WoW, etc. We fell in love with playing #FFXI together, and she convinced me to play Ascension WoW, and I loved it! (1/5)

numb.

At least we know a real one is on our side and cancelling her nitro subscription

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️