This is chips. I make it my mission to take as many unflattering photos of her as possible

Is it just me or are some of the Ferrari software issues not an unknown problem? I.e. dealing with noise during an optimisation problem? I get its on the fly but like… it’s not unknown

Let’s go Korea! Take it to extra time!! #KORvJPN

Me desperately sending Joe the Japan Vs Sweden game from the World Cup #KORvJPN

Joe being very blunt in his post game chat 👀 #CHNvAUS

Six minutes is crazy #CHNvAUS

Mercedes, Ferrari and then Alpine?? What is happening 😭 #f1

Papaya rules, landos car is having problems so they had to stick a screwdriver in Oscar’s too 💕

If you’re talking about a Valentine’s Day run club, I’m actually scared of you.

Men need to have better toilet paper awareness at big events. It’s a scarce commodity and you need to let the girlies know that a stall has no tp when they’re lining up

I cannot explain to you the gay obsession with the Catholic Church. There’s something about it that intrigues us

The electorate voted for a senate that has a majority of ALP and Greens. Murray Watt and the ALP are choosing instead to write laws that will please the LNP and mining companies. This is not the outcome a majority of Australians voted for.

Reaction when I stood up for trans women made me realise I had to do more “I didn’t want to tell people what to do, because I don’t think that works, but I wanted to share my solidarity and I hoped it would connect people.” www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Why isn’t F1 fruitier? As a sport it feels queer coded 🤔

Creating a new PowerPoint presentation: Americas lack of gun laws and why they force me to learn terms I should never need to know

Lobotomy was successful

That’s not him. It’s a clone. The deep state is trying to convince you otherwise ✊

Hey guys, sorry for the confusion. I was the person who ordered all those pizzas from the pentagon pizza place. I was just really hungry and I honestly don’t know why that restaurant was available to me because I live in LA and they’re not here yet so I’m still hungry. Is $8 enough to tip or no

so not only are they spineless, they've shot any credibility they had, allowed extremely toxic discourse to go unchecked for days harming the LGBTQIA+ community and forcing people in the community and the industry to carry an unfair burden, and for what?

Accusations of queer baiting have done irreparable harm to the music industry. We need fruitier pop stars, let them gay it up a little!

Personally I want to hear from the president of dropout before I’ll believe anything this “Sam Reich” says

What do you mean F1 drivers piss themselves while driving?? Are they like sitting in their pissy jump suits??

The Australian govt should immediately announce $500m funding for mRNA vaccine development. Get those scientists here. Just an amazing opportunity handed to us by the brain worm infested loon.

Drive to survive is such an interesting show, mainly because you can tell when the new drivers made enough money for their hair transplants

Nothing feels more Aussie (derogatory) than there being a bigger controversy about The Veronicas being on the hottest 100 than Sticky Fingers

Now the euros are over I’ll need someone to wrap Lucy Bronze in bubble wrap so Chelsea can finally win the champions league

In order to celebrate American beef being allowed into the country, famed Australian chef Erin Patterson will be making trump her signature dish

Gonna throw a corporate seminar party and make all of my friends out on name tags and exchange drinks vouchers and small talk for the evening

When Tonightly was cancelled and we had some shows left is when this enduring Greg Larsen character was invented….your turn Colbert

Well done England etc, but we need to talk about Lauren James’ socks because those are ridiculous 😂

Watching Sydney Fc vs Wrexham on that surface is just like

It seems insane that France and Spain are on the same side of the bracket 💀

Is Joe calling out EVE and Hunt for that 2nd Panama goal 👀 #AUSvPAN

I don’t know what the answer is but it seems to me that there’s a lack of team wide ability to change the plan. One player going off in defence should leave us split open, there should’ve been an alteration or an adjustment to fill the gap #AUSvPAN

It looks like that tillies have been told to push back against Panama. I’d be interested to see if there’s a difference in the frequency of fouls in the second half #AUSvPAN

It’s looking better this half. I’m liking Sayer’s composure in the midfield #AUSvPAN

Forgive me if I’m wrong but delaying the restart by running away with the ball in you hands is a yellow card #AUSvPAN

I’m hoping some calming words from Joe or someone else can settle Nash this half #AUSvPAN

Politely, so politely. Where the fuck was the penalty? #AUSvPAN

Joe showing us how big the fish he caught on the weekend was. Thanks Joe #AUSvPAN

If I’m looking for positives out of this half it’d be Raso and Grant have been combining really well #AUSvPAN

Holy shit how this not a card! Instant card omg #AUSvPAN

I stand by this. Someone needs to take charge of this game

I was writing how Australia have had too many unforced turnovers and then… #AUSvPAN

Omg Heyman you can be selfish sometimes! #AUSvPAN

15 minutes in and it still looks like chaos ball. Needs a CDM to start dictating the tempo #AUSvPAN

Not sure about this new corner setup, leaving only one player back to defend and they’ve nearly been caught out twice because of it #AUSvPAN

I’ve always hated mushrooms and I’m glad my opinion has been vindicated by a jury

Corporate pride diversity training hates to see a large group of gay work besties coming

My nerdy ass opinion is that VAR needs a margin of error. Every measurement ever done has a margin of error and it’s wild that VAR deals in absolutes.