i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

“Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant,” reads OpenAI's coding agent instructions. www.wired.com/story/openai...

These two posts seem relevant to each other.

Trump's ballroom will aptly be overseen by the girlfriend from Get Out.

@schumer.senate.gov Sir, it is clear you are not up to this moment. There is no shame in retiring at 75.

@chadfinn.bsky.social Whoever decided to mic up Drake and Gonzo for the AFC Championship does not know entertainment. Only thing we learned was 1) Neither of them says very much at all. 2) Drake makes some weird grunty noises while he runs.

Mass layoffs, a loyalty pledge to Bari personally, maybe both?

Tonight, on behalf of Minnesota law enforcement, I filed a lawsuit against DHS to prevent the destruction of evidence related to the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti. DHS is not above the law, and Alex sure as hell is not beneath it.

Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

youtube.com/shorts/H6j8p... Possibly the most savage thing I have ever heard @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social say, but sadly it so entirely true.

Seen in London:

@chadfinn.bsky.social I think you are right about the Pittsburgh QB. Not sure why I have never thought to do this before.

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.

@robertmays.bsky.social I’m fine with the Pats not making your imaginary contenders list, but @qbklass.bsky.social saying both the o-line and the defense are trash and no one pushes back even an iota is embarrassing. Both units are flawed, but his “analysis” ignored nuance and you played along.

"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

@colinmillar.bsky.social What’s the point of sexist being in quotes in this article? You already stated that the abuse was alleged.

The economy is increasingly dependent on the rich to grow. While the purchasing power of the rest of us still matters, we need to boycott #BlackFriday

Folding on the Shutdown shows that politicians fear lobbyists more than they fear voters. So let’s get those lobbyists off their asses. Boycott #BlackFriday

@hassan.senate.gov The voters spoke this past Tuesday and you are betraying them. I am embarrassed that you represent my state and that I have voted for you. Never again. You are appeasing petulant children. You and the others who folded are Vichy Senators.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.

This was the week where Michael Burry — of the $NVDA and $PLTR put trade — really doubled down. 👀

Editor: You get those photos of the white supremacist? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

The Reporter Became the Story: The Anna Bower Story. Who do you want to play you in the movie, @annabower.bsky.social ? I am thinking Jessica Chastain.

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

@dscc.bsky.social It is wrong for you to partner with Janet Mills in a primary. Putting a thumb on the scale for a septuagenarian candidate is exactly the kind of behavior which is turning younger voters away from the Democratic Party.

@kylegriffin1.bsky.social Any chance the agent who was fired is the agent mentioned in this article? @michael-feinberg.bsky.social

So ICE can just throw teargas in the middle of a community when they are lightly inconvenienced?

@govpritzker.illinois.gov Why is the Illinois State Police assisting ICE with the suppression of protestors at Broadview?

@sepinwall.bsky.social Cruz is going to be really embarrassed when he realizes that not only are there more innings after that, there is a whole other possible game!

@chadfinn.bsky.social Just over an hour and we are in the 5th? Do these teams have no respect for history??

Any serious journalist is going to tell #Hegseth to shove his pledge up his ass. The temerity of these cowards.

Maurene Comey's goodbye note to SDNY colleagues:

yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone

@minakimes.bsky.social Did any of your War Rooms have Loveland before Warren? Colts have to be ecstatic.

The problem with … the two problems with .. AMONG the problems with people like Natalie Jackson is their credulous and sheeplike willingness to accept the government’s narrative about who is a “hero” or a “villain” based on dubious claims, /1

At this point if you are not being bullied or threatened with loss of federal funding, are you even resisting?

If anyone was curious, this is the moment where I lost any shred of guilt over the term “Eat The Rich”. #jkrowling